Dead Pool (44)

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted that despite surviving 634 assassination attempts, Fidel Castro has passed away!

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 44…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Here’s the Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

96 thoughts on “Dead Pool (44)”

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

    Death to FIFA (and to cunts who say I MUST wear a poppy).

  3. Ginger Baker
    Edson Arantes do Nascimento
    Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
    Kerry Katona
    Bill Nighy

    • Oh you cheeky cunt! nabbed my ginger and he’s been so close to death for the last 40 years. That music mags had a obituary written in advance

  7. Well done King Cunt!

    My choices this time round;

    Dobri Dobrev
    George P Shultz
    Clifton James
    Kenny Sansom
    Peter Vaughan

    Thanks

      • I bet Poitier wasn’t. Glad I nicked him back.

        Great actor and I’ve enjoyed most of his films but on the BAFTAs this year (where they had to film his acceptance speech remotely), well, I’m amazed he’s lasted this long.

      • Tebbit? Even famous people have to live somewhere. The Jellybottys wrote a song about one of their all time great neighbours:

        “Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable
        He goes shopping on his bicycle
        You can see him buying vegetables
        Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable…”

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_w45Ad5xZI

      • He’s alright is Norman. Got into bother for kicking a Chinky up the arse for letting firecrackers off outside his house at Chinese New Year…

      • I pissed myself laughing for a week after that story came out.In fact when I am having a bad day even now the thought of Tebbit kicking a kid in a chinky dragon costume bring a grin to my face.

  10. Nice one, King Cunt…Now Fidel can join his cunt buddy Che in hell (if only)…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Geoffery Bayldon
    Clint Eastwood
    Hugh Hefner

  12. Kanye West
    Prince Philip
    Bruce Forsythe
    Angelina jolie
    Cher

    Hmm, I had Philip first, but I think Kanye’ll probably do himself in before the reaper comes for Philip

  19. johnny Depp
    Ant – hopefully eating by hungry lion
    Dec – same as above
    Prince Philip – hopefully not as this will spoil Christmas television.
    Piers Morgan

  20. Lenny Henry
    Dawn French
    Benderdic Cunterpatch
    Richard Cuntis
    Nicola Sturgeon (or wee jimmy Krankie as we like to call her in our house)

      • Couldn’t face calling him by his tranny name. I wonder if Kanye goes on a murder spree and gets him. Or, he is a pretty shit driver……

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