Lloyds Bank


Despite Lloyds bank making a half year pre tax profit of 2.5 bn quid, an increase of 101% they are still going to axe 3000 jobs and close 200 branches. And they have blamed it on Brexit.

In my book that makes them a set of greedy cunts who should have their licence revoked while the CEO António Horta Osório and chairman Lord Blackwell should be publicly flogged.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

15 thoughts on “Lloyds Bank

  1. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.

    Give a man a bank and he can rob the world!


    Brexit, the go to excuse for any negative financial, legal and social incident. Happily spun by the beeb and their meejah-mates, when the reality is that fuck all has changed, the economy has stabilised, the workforce is doing well, and Juncker and his cronies are bricking it.

    Actual quote from Belgian MEP Guy Verhofstadt (EU lead negotiator on brexit): “…the EU still offers the cure for the cancer of nationalism.”

    I’m British, proud to be so, so fuck you very much, you EU cunts!

  2. i could never cunt Lloyds bank and all its satalite companies IE- black horse,pensions,insurance,ppi,bank charges,cheque clearing procedure-time,cock ups always in their favour,they are a bunch of lying,thieving,back stabbing,incompetant,back passing,shower of shit I have ever been unfortunate enough to come across…..they can never be cunted enough,give them half a chance to fuck something up and they will[and charge for the pleasure]its legal thieving,utter utter cunts on a national scale and the fact that after all the cock ups and ppi these cunts have still turned a profit says it all to me treble cunts

  3. The government did a good job protecting Lloyds bank whilst it was mostly publicly owned. Protecting the fat bonuses, protecting the share price, fuck the staff and customers though.

  4. The BBC is squirming because the government wants it to name all the people it pays over £150k a year to. Apparently there are hordes of them. How long is the BBC going to be allowed to be a law unto itself whilst we are forced to pay for it use it or not.

    The BBC is a cunt, it’s time it was abolished. 5billion pa and it turns out cooking shows, shit quiz shows bargain cunt and the like and the odd gem all on a base of Eastenders which is an agenda driven brain cell killer

    Of course the BBC doesn’t want to let us know how much it pays people, it will be there in black and white, the BBC is just a cash cow for hordes of parasites all taking cash out of our packets like it is a divine right.

    • Just a snippet of the shite the BBC spends my License fee on:


      LGBT+: stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender. The plus sign represents other sexual and gender groups

      Transgender: Applies to a person whose gender is different from their “assigned” sex at birth

      Cisgender: Applies to someone whose gender matches their “assigned” sex at birth (ie someone who is not transgender)

      Non-binary: Applies to a person who does not identify as “male” or “female”

      Genderqueer: Similar to “non-binary” – some people regard “queer” as offensive, others embrace it

      Genderfluid: Applies to a person whose gender identity changes over time”

      BBC I don’t want or need an encyclopedia of the gender deluded and I sure as hell don’t want to pay for it. So much of your time and my money is spent on minorities and this lot are a tiny minority of the population, I do not give a fuck about them and it really isn’t your role to push their agenda on the rest of us.

      End the license tax now.

      • What’s an assigned gender then? Do the nurses toss a coin or do they have a quota or is it done on the basis of it the child comes out with male genitals it’s a boy and if it has female bits it is a girl?

        Sorry to have gone on about this but the BBC makes my piss boil yet again.

        Fucking assigned gender, fuck it I don’t believe I am part of the human race, I am a fucking ET and I want special rights and privileges, so what if my DNA is 100% human and I have no physical evidence I am from another world. I want to believe it and you have to go along with my delusion.

        I will hush the fuck up now

      • So being “cisgender” means someone born a male or female and remains a male or female does it ?
        I call it normal but perhaps that’s just me.
        There is actually some cunt (or more likely a group of cunts) being paid by me and you to come up with this bollocks.
        They won’t be on the 150k list but whatever they trouser it’s far too fucking much by 100%.
        Stop the tax now and make these cunts actually work for a living.

      • No a cisgender means a white person mainly privileged even though that is rarely the case.

        Non binary on the other hand means your own gender is interpreted how you want it to be. Yeah this is what they are teaching in schools now thank progressive thinking and feminisim. Its batshit crazy and its being forced on children.
        SJW lefty nonsense http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Non-binary

      • Cisgender is just an attempt to drag the 99% of us who know what gender we are and get on with it into the whole agenda driven diversity shit.

        First cunt who calls me cisgender is going to get a an earful. No cunt I am a man, was born a man, my gender wasn’t assigned to me it is how nature works.
        There are a few people who are born with physical issues surrounding their gender and I am supportive of them, not their choice.

        If I believed I was a dog or an alien or the reincarnation of Christ I would be given mental health checks and possibly sectioned. If I decide I am a woman or I have no gender I am given the keys to the city and told I can use whatever toilet I want.

        It really is insanity. If a bloke wants to wear make up and a dress he can expect a few comments and odd looks but on the whole each to their own. If the same bloke thinks he should now be able to walk into the ladies toilets or we should all use unisex toilets to cater for his condition it’s bang out of fucking order. When is someone in a seat of power going to stand up and point out the emperor is stark bollock naked.

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