Drone pilots

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I’d very much like to give a thorough cunting to those people who decide they need to operate a drone.

Drone..drone?
It’s a fucking remote controlled helicopter.
Stop trying to give it a fancy name.

And if you are a grown adult and you are buying, operating and going for drone flight assessment tests then you are a cunt with wings!
What normal grown human does that shit?

I kid u not… They are doing driving tests with them.
How exciting to see your garden from a camera attached to a remote controlled helicopter?
You fucking spaz.

You all might wish to invest some time getting out and about and try getting in the knickers of a slut or two.

Try and con them into sucking your drone for you!

Nominated by: Lord Ferigno

30 thoughts on “Drone pilots”

  1. Always admired the building of RC model aircraft but these things are just off the shelf toys for slack jawed twats to show off with. Some cunt was flying one over my old Dad’s garden the other day. If it happens again my antique BSA air rifle will make an excellent anti-aircraft gun..

      • There was another ad with the chap shooting down the same two twat’s model plane with a miniature surface to air missile (fired from his bird bath, Thunderbirds style) but I can’t find it on the net anywhere.
        Bugger…

      • Just watched the ad and it ran into the Head & Shoulders one where some soft cunt gets half his napper washed with H&S the other half with a well known brand. He must have looked a right cunt down the pub with a snowstorm emanating from one side and a brilliant shiny sheen on the other. They should feature an ad for washing powder where some old slags drawers get the front half washed with amazing new formula vastly improved Clitbang the rear with a well known own brand wash powder. Well Tracey you have worn them for a week and your period stains are all gone but fuck me look at that packet clinging to where your shitter was.
        Fucking medics have worn off again!

      • Commercials are getting pretty weird and pathetic I can’t stomach telly nowadays, too headache inducing.
        Commercials use to be somewhat intruging and great deal of creativity. Some of those commercials are looking very cucky and a tad to poofy for my liking. The other day I thought I was watching a trailer for a interracial porn film…. it was a chewing gum commercial FFS

  2. The septic sack of work shy shit who lives opposite me was in it’s garden the other week with some friends. I know – who knew the mongtard would have friends? Anyway, what were they doing? Yep, flying a fucking drone. I was out affecting some repairs to my drive and had to witness this fuckfest of juvenile antics. It flew over the road at one point so I figured my air space was under threat. I only have an air pistol, but I was pretty sure it could get the job done. Unfortunately, the mongtard spotted my reinforcements and decided to pipe down. Pity, but it knows I hate his fucking guts and would have shot down his ‘toy’ given half a chance.

    Thing is, round my way there are plenty of open spaces and playing fields. So why not pursue your idiotic time waste where the incessant high pitched whine of your fucking drone won’t annoy anyone? Too simple isn’t it? Utter cunt.

    • How about a suicide drone to bomb your mong neighbour out of existence ?
      Where are the Japs when you need them

    • Little shithead burglar types use them for scoping out sheds and rear windows to see anything worth nicking and I used to keep lots of motorcycles, parts and tools at me Dad’s place until a few years ago. Some of these little estate ratboy cunts will steal anything with wheels and an engine given half a chance. As far as I’m concerned if it enters my airspace it’s toast, courtesy of Mr Webley’s finest .22 slugs.

    • Back in the good old days, we all had illegal AM/SSB CB radios. Used to go up Epsom Downs where all the model aircraft flyers were showing off on a Sunday morning.

      Key up the mike – aircraft controls blocked – model takes nose dive.
      Unkey the mike and see how fucking good the flyer is at regaining control before his expensive toy ploughs into the ground.

      Happy days!

      Wonder if this works with drones? Just a thought…

      • I think small drones use either the 49mhz Lancaster Bomber/ kids toy walkie talkie band or even infrared line of sight control. As a teenager I built a jamming device that would saturate the old CB band all over the estate. The local jacked -up-Cortina crowd went ballistic but never found me out. I thought that the idea of CB was ok, just hated the twats using all those Americanisms. Sounded ludicrous in a Norfolk accent.
        “Ten-four, good buddy” etc Eurgh!

      • What about scousers pal?
        One fo fe a copy. this is pple ‘elmet lewk’n fe ‘is sound as a pound buddies in der pewl, ye nah wa’ ay arl bottle and glass. Ed de lewkout fe owd smokey and try’n ter get rid o’ a load o’ fags. come ‘ead
        Norfolk would be infinitely better methinks.

      • That’s closed down, my ex wife was a nurse and has contacts in the sexual health department, belive it or not they used to go there and Wisley and drop off johnny’s, where as I would mod from Boxhill and Reigate hill with my little Harrier CBX and 75W boot’s, those were the days.
        Ever speak to “Distance man” ?

      • I have to admit to being so childish that I own an m1a1 BB firring remote control tank.
        I use it for business purposes as my firm employes 2 people under 30 who during the day seem to fall into trance like status.
        Being shot by it seems to wake them up.

  3. I’m actually thinking of getting a drone. I plan to use it to spy on government officials who seem to think that they can require me to supply information on my gender,ethnicity,family history,previous addresses previous convictions etc. infact everything bar my cock size (12 inches,ladies), before granting me a new passport. See how they like it.
    Now,if I was Abdul from Islamabad, I wouldn’t need go the expense or bother of carrying a passport, I could just pitch up with my 3 wives,12 brats and a rather fetching suicide belt strapped round my belly. No doubt I’d be ushered in and provided with the best that the British tax-payer can fucking well provide.
    I’ve been dealing with government cunts for years,and they seem able to verify who I am when they send my tax-bill and expect me to pay for every feckless cunt who fancies sitting on their fat arses doing fuck-all. In all these years I’ve never changed ethnicity or sex,although I must admit that my criminal conviction count is liable to reach Stalinesque proportions if I ever lay my hands on an easy to assemble Weapon of Mass Destruction.
    Give me my fucking passport you utter cunts,so that I can at least enjoy a few days away from your petty snooping and general cuntishness.

  4. If you hate drones well their is an ubercunt in my very street. He has left drones behind in his wake, now he has purchased a powered/motorized paraglider. Just wished we lived nearer to some overhead powerlines. All the cunt does is with his little group of fellow flying enthusiasts is circle overhead of his house and then the next house until the cycle is complete the start again. All day Sunday and Wednesday evenings are ruined because of this moron.

  5. I am able to advise the assembled company of honourable cunters that a .22 air rifle can royally cunt a drone. I cannot reveal how I know this, but it has to be hovering. Heh heh

  6. Ain’t the drones that are the problem it’s the fact that any fucktard piece of shite can buy one and then fly it where they want pretty much and spy on who they want with the on-board camera.

    Amazon on the other hand want to deliver parcels of up to 2.5 kg all over and 25kg within 10 miles of a centre. Apart for the fact toerags will see this as a new shop lifting opportunity how long till one of these drones kills someone it falls out of the sky on? Delivery drivers? Well you used to be

  7. When I was a kid I used to like making model airplanes but once I turned 10 I started home brewing beer. It’s been downhill since then….

    • You bastard, Skid! I just spat tea all over my fucking screen after reading that. Just too funny! Cheers – I.Y.

  8. Silenced Weirauch 97k with Nikko Sterling 4-12×42 laserking scope and Bisley pest control hollowpoints work a treat.

    • I have a few of those Bisley hollow points somewhere, plus a stash of Eley Wasps. Think they stopped making those years ago. As well as the old BSA I have a Webley Hawk MK 4 with interchangeable 177 and 22 barrels plus a Webley Junior pistol. Not fired any of them in years but would be nice to test them out on one of those daft flying toys…

    • A visit to my local gunsmith is in order methinks. A good quality air rifle is a must just in case the local retards decide to join the drone gang.
      If they don’t then there are plenty of Eastos to have a pop at.

  9. Used to be quite a good shot with a catapult in my younger days. Not one of those little farty ones that wouldn’t send a pea 5 yards, it was a real heavy duty piece of kit with a metal Y piece and thick elastic, it could launch a stone the size of a gob stopper about 100 yards. Pity I haven’t still got it as it would probably come in very useful if I do get any of these drones buzzing overhead. I could use the old buckshot method and load up the sling with about 5 one centimetre sized stones, that would do the job and down the little buggers. Also it’s a covert piece of kit because the only sound you will get is the whistle of a few stones flying through the air followed by whatever sound a drone makes as it crashes to the ground. Job done then sneak back into the house undetected.

  10. I’m all for drones in warzones, those fuckers which look like mini-planes that can provide surveillance from a mile up or be equipped with a tactical missile to sort out some “peaceful” backwater shithole (no, not Luton for fuck’s sake, but hey now that you mention it…). They’re great. At this point I would like to cunt the film “Eye in the Sky”. If there was some cunt with a stock of explosives and bomb making gear in a “peaceful” part of the world which could be made “no more” by a tactical drone strike, then I truly hope the military brass AREN’T stood there, wringing their hands in case they accidentally knock some “peaceful” cunt’s washing off the line! However, I digress…

    These £20 quid things from Maplins however, they are for retards who want to control a flyee thing like it was a drivee thing. Useless cunts.

    When I was a kid I used to fly RC gliders but these were the ones you built and installed all the RC gear yourself (servos and all that caper) and I had insurance (member of H.O.R.S.E, now the BMFA). You had to have explicit permission to use school fields and were not allowed to fly over buildings or public areas. Everybody respected this (early 80’s).

    Nowadays you can’t walk round a park, etc., without some cunt buzzing one of these things round your lug-hole!

    I tell you what would do for these things very effectively is a fully automatic paintball gun. You only have to clip one of the rotors and off it will go like a half swatted fly.

    O’course you’d have to make sure there was no one in your line of sight, because – as Ray Winston would say – I like to bring down irritating fucktards flying toys responsibly.

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