Monthly Archives: August 2016

Owen Smith [1]

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Owen Smith is a cunt.

Who the fuck is he? There are so few recognisable Labour politicians left, this turd is their best chance of getting rid of dreary bellend that is Jeremy Corbyn. Smith has the unenviable task of trying to appeal to the average labour voter, but also to the voters who have left to support ukip and the hard left workshy student type cunts who have hijacked the selection process, to put comrade Corbyn on a road to nowhere. Smith is another wishy washy politicunt, whose opinion seems to change day by day, depending what his handlers think will play well in the media.

Personally, I couldn’t give a slug fuck what he says. I just hope he loses, because I fear he will give the world another excuse to slag us Welsh off for foisting him on the political scene.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

James Corden [3]

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That unfunny pocine cunt James Corden deserves recunting.

He’s had the opportunity, while doing his “hilarious” carpool karaoke to rid the world of dozens of the biggest twats on the globe. But no. Instead of hiring a 52-seater coach and driving off the edge of the Grand Canyon, he continues with his fucking shitefest of a life. Do us all a favour you lard-arsed wanker and get that bus hired! It’s the only way you’ll ever make me laugh.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Are you confused.com about James Corden?

No. I’m absolutely certain he’s an unfunny, sweaty, lard arsed cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Henriette Reker [2]

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Months after the haji sexual assault rampage in Cologne, the filthy slag mayor of brussels has again come out and blamed someone other than Moslems for the behaviour of violent raping Moslems.

Blaming people other than herself or the guilty for the cover-up and failure to address the problem I guess seems like the logical thing to do. Who does the cunt blame? the actual perpetrators? No she blames the police! Again.

This is Diane Abbott level of incompetence Women are incompetent politicians (yes I know male politicians are just as bad), but women politicians cannot be questioned or they will throw their bloody rag at you but ultimately who does this hurt? Yep young girls and women.

This is yet another reason to do away with feminism and bring back the patriarchy or how bout robot politicians? I could live with that.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Dead Pool [38]

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From the longest pool I can remember to the shortest. I’m tempted to add “What a farce” were it not for the fact that it’s Brian Rix who has dropped his trousers for the last time at the age of 92.

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 38.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Islamic State and Bono

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I would like to cunt ISIS again.

Turns out, when that micrococked, bum boy adherent of the religion of piss was mowing down innocent civilians with a fucking massive truck, he totally fucked up by missing Bono.

Bono, it transpires was having dinner in a nearby restaurant with a bunch of his cunt mates when the horror unfolded.

Being the fearless eco warrior and tax evader extraordinaire that he is, what did Bonio do?
Did he:

A. Tear his shirt off and run full tilt towards the truck in an attempt at shielding innocent women and kids from the Islamic faggot’s onslaught?

B. Grab a fallen gendarme’s gun and attempt to shoot out the trucks pneumatic braking system, thereby making the brakes lock on, before dragging the muslim goat rapist out of the cab and ventilating it’s skull several times?

C. Shit himself and run full speed inside the restaurant as fast as his short little legs could carry him, while being protected by minders. Only emerging once the emergency services could stop him crying, release his grip from the leg of the table he was hiding under and bring him some fresh pants….which had to be flown over from Dublin in a private jet?

I’ll let my fellow cunters make their minds up on that one.

But, I have this to say to ISIS:
“You useless, stupid, fuckwit cunts!!! You could have made a fucking name for yourselves and actually got some fucking respect if you had just hit Bono. Nobody else, just Bono!”

Anyway, its too fucking late now, you fucked it up royally. I hope you catch goat AIDS and die a slow and painful death.

Fucking twats!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls