Many of these vapid, pram-faced slags get up the duff by some feckless chav with a double-digit IQ who then subsequently fucks off leaving aforementioned pram-face and sprog to a life of abject mediocrity and uselessness whilst living on benefits.
A lot of these young mums are bang tidy so when I stumble across their public Instagram profiles it’s really disheartening to be subjected to pic after pic of the bog-eyed little bastard taken every five fucking minutes. Then there is the time-consuming task of scrolling down through the seemingly never-ending 9 month stream of selfies of her and “bump”……….. just in order to get to the juicy pre-pregnancy wanking material like holiday bikini photos.
Listen love; stop advertising your kids life on the internet for all to see – the little tyke can’t consent to this and may not appreciate it when he/she grows up. Also, apart from your fellow walking incubators and some internet nonces, no cunt wants to see pictures of your ugly fucking kid.
Just show us your tits (preferably without the horrible little goblin hanging off them).
Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III
