Frozen yoghurt

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Frozen yoghurt should be cunted

I have recently seen these shops opening with the name “Frurt” above the window. Now at first I thought it was just a Geordie greengrocers. But I have been told that Frurt is frozen yoghurt and that people actually eat this shit. What sort of cunt spends their dinner hour buying frozen fruit yoghurt in such a poncey place for extortionate prices? If they want something frozen and fruit flavoured why don’t they get some fucking ice cream?!

Anyone who pays daft money for a pot of Ski that has been in a freezer is a complete cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

James Jagger

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James Jagger is a cunt…

Now his old man may now be a cunt of executive status (and a cunt of the realm), but at least he worked his way to the top by playing shitty dives and piss soaked cinemas with Brian, Keef and Co…. No such grafting for Little Jimmy though…. He now has his own TV series about an era he wasn’t even born in (the 1970s), with daddy putting up the money,of course…

Still, it makes a change for Little Jimmy… Doing a crappy telly show, as opposed to non-stop partying and shagging slags like Paris Hilton….

Jimmy Jagger is a cunt and should be filed with all the other useless and shallow cunts with rich and/or famous parents (Taylor Swift, Mark Ronson, Stella McCartney, Cara Delevigne, Callum Best, Dakota Johnson etc)….

Nominated by: Norman

Planned obsolescence

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All manufacturers do it, they build EVERYTHING to fail within 2-5 years (electronics).
This is why you only ever get a 1 years guarantee, unless you buy the 3 year extended warranty (more expense). Why would a company build a TV like they did in the 60’s that was built to last, then you never replace it.

Example:
10 million people buy a TV, it is built to last = 10 million sales in 60 years
Build them to fail within 5 years and the average person will buy around 8 in their lifetimes
10 million people buy a TV, it fails in 5 years = 80 million sales in 60 years

Same with mobile phones, they are at the point now where they have enough cpu/ram and storage but now, every 18 -24 months the plebs upgrade them to the iPhone 6000 because it has 3 more pixels.
They have the technology to create batteries that could last for weeks, but no, they package them with shit lithium-ion batteries that last (you’ve guessed it) about 18-24 months, just in time for contract renewal.

TV is the same, it was once analogue, all you needed was a cathode ray tube, an aerial and a tuner in the TV. In the last 20 years we have had LCD screens, digital TV, (requiring either new set-top box or TV with digital tuner, then HD, new set-top box or TV with HD tuner, now we are going to 4K (you guessed it, more hardware upgrades needed) then will be 8K, 16K etc etc

Nominated by: Boaby