Dead Pool [35]

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Belated congratulations go to Debo who bags amother Dead Pool win by predicting the death of Cliff Michelmore –  TV presenter and producer.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 35.

A reminder of the rules:

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Candidates listed in the previous thread and reposted by TheEye on this thread will be accepted this time around because TheEye was out on the piss last night and couldn’t be arsed to update the thread after he staggered home.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Anyone who just copies from that DeathList thingy risks being ignored at our discretion. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

185 thoughts on “Dead Pool [35]”

  1. Antony Booth
    Sheila Mercier
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Clare Hollingworth
    Billy Graham

    • Deddie McGee. Like that man’s style. Not that she’ll keel over from grief – but always a chance she’ll blow the late little cunts £££££ orn fast cars, drugs and booze.

  3. Carried over from the previous thread:

    King Cunt
    George Bush Senior
    Micheal Parkinson
    Peter Salis
    Kirk Douglas
    Prince Philip

    Black and White Cunt
    Jim Bowen
    Clifton James
    Roger Moore
    Paul Gascoigne
    Bruce Forsythe

    Fred West
    Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Liz Smith
    Jean Alexander
    Brian Cant

    Shaun of the Dead 69
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Clare Hollingworth
    Billy Graham
    Antony Booth
    Sheila Mercier

    Sir Limply Stoke
    Olivia DeHavilland
    Leslie Phillips
    Ken Dodd
    Barry Manilow
    Tony Bennet

    TheEye
    Lester Piggott
    Murray Walker
    Mohammad Ali
    Jimmy Greaves
    Gordon Banks

    King Cnut
    David Rockefeller
    Elie Wiesel
    Gerald Kaufmann
    Henry Kissinger
    Jonathan Sacks

    Dioclese
    The same again
    I’ll update this bit when I find out what those were

    • Bugger Forgot mine again Eye!

      Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
      Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
      Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
      Benjamin Netanyahu
      George Soros

    • Dioclese
      Colin Vearncombe
      Bill Wyman
      Herman Wouk
      Olivia de Havilland Already gone to King Cunt
      Peter (Lord) Carrington

    • Looks like I lost Ken Dodd by two seconds, so instead I’ll go for Vivienne Westwood.

  6. Tommy Docherty
    Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
    Charles Manson
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Jack Charlton

  9. Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Irene Papas
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Brigette Bardot

  10. Angela Lansbury
    Lionel Blair
    Jimmy Carter
    Joao Havelange
    Seijun Suzuki

    I am pretty sure I had Murray Walker last thread…..prove me a cunt though.

      • Never mind Belinda, its only a bit of fun.

        Keep Tony ‘Lying warmonger cunt’ Blair.

        I should have got in earlier. Early bird catches the worm and so on… 🙂

  12. Thought I would repost this because it seemed to vanish before seeing the light orf day:

    “A bit of fun? It’s Life or Death”. Alas not my own comment but apposite.
    It is true that me card was marked by a previous comment and I had never heard orf this Deathlist. Thus I followed the link provided, investigated it, and the results were both salutary and educational. It is quite evidently the source orf many orf the winning noms and noms lists here presented. A little simple sleuthing through older Deathlists soon revealed a relationship beyond random chance.
    I may be a crusty old cunt whom the youth orf today try to kick up the arse in the street and a relic orf a byegorn generation when a man’s word was his bond but this gentlemen is not cricket, it is not playing the white man, it is not British. I see how certain cunts may fly to the defence orf the practice but I also see revealed in that those that indulge in it. You know who you are. Play the game.
    My original noms are a product orf my own failing memory, diaries kept over many decades, me finely tuned old mortuary sniffer and unenviable contacts with the funerary professions. Such original noms as I have furnished over the years have all been shamelessly filched from me and continue to be stolen from cunt to cunt to this day.
    Me vestigial pride in me fellow man (and wives) is cynically cancelled. I only ask that when me time comes you cause to have carved upon me headstone “He lorst that one” followed by “Dead Pool number…….” And if that cunt Debo has knabbed me may he be buried with me so that he may be buggered to eternity.

    I am most seriously displeased.

    UPDATE spotted that cunts that misuse the DeathList thingy may be ignored at the discretion orf…

    I am now less seriously displeased.

    • OK – I’ve been looking at the Death List thingy (which I’ve been aware of for three or four years myself) and I really do feel I have to first of all come to Debo’s defence.

      Pat Brooker and Srnicek were never on their list. OK Crowe was top of the list but we all knew he was fucked.Nancy Regan was 14th and Mitchelmore was 40th this year and 36th last year.

      Debo’s current noms (which haven’t changed for several pools apart form the winners) include De Moui and the Grand Duke of Luxembourg. Neither of these are on the Death List. Westhuizen is at 21, Sandy Gall at 31, Doug Ellis at 26.

      So in fairness I don’t think we can claim that Debo was cherry picking the Death List with his winners.

      Equally, it would be unfair to point out that Zsa Zsa Gabor and Olivia De Havilland – two of Limply’s fave noms – were ranked 1st and 6th in 2015 and are currently 2nd and 4th.

      What I’m basically saying is that I think we are reading too much into the Death List thingy. It would be a different matter is somebody nominated the top 5 all the time, but they’re not and I don’t think we should be pointing fingers too quickly.

      I’ll keep an eye on it but that’s my view. Feel free to disagree…

  15. Bill Roach, Barbara Windsor, Eve Pollard, John Challis and Antony Worral Thompson if you please .

  16. I’d also like to nominate Iain Duncan Smith for an emergency cunting: a resignation is the coward’s way out. The cunt should have hung himself.

    • Agree should top himself but bin bag, orange in mouth, erection, found hanging from the rail in the built in wardrobe orf a Quality Inn is the traditional Tory style.

    • Agreed, Fred… Like the poor cunts Duncan Smith drove to suicide when telling numerous mentally and physically sick people that they were ‘fit for work…’

    • He has only resigned because he will not replace Cameron as the leader of the party, Cameron has done his work for his masters, reduced and stripped away welfare, instigated the privatization of the NHS under the 2012 social care act, allowed in hundreds of thousands of immigrants and also by allowing in the immigrants and instigating welfare sanctions on them, they will apply to British people too.
      He will now swan-oof with his whore of a wife to become a peace envoy of consultant for all the companies pockets he lined whilst in government.
      He has also done his job of pro EU bullshit with his tampon tax bullshit and allegedly standing up to them over other matters.

  20. Heres my ( not allowed because you have already nominated )list.
    Peter Allis
    John McCririck
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    James Burke
    Stephanie Beecham

  21. Charlie Sheen
    Alex Ferguson
    Kenny Samson
    Dot Cotton
    Adam Johnson

    Cunts, the lot of ’em

  22. Same cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  24. Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    Doug Ellis
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

  25. Hello,

    I would like the following to die
    Clive Anderson
    Lily Allen
    Keith Allen
    Ruggero Deodato
    Russell Brand
    Ta.

  26. Tony Blair
    Alistair Cambell
    George Galloway
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Bendadick Cuntasnatch
    because they are all British hating Cunts.

    • Yeah especially that cunt Galloway who is also an isis sympathiser, Arab arse licking, anti semetic and just generally a racist cunt.

      • Galloway is beyond the cuntisphere, if that slimy bag of rotten dogshit gets to be London mayor, then there is no hope left for humanity. I hope his opulent lifestyle catches up with the cunt and the ambulance is twenty minutes late.

  27. Jack Charlton
    Billy Connolly
    Doug Mountjoy
    Virginia Wade
    Chris de Burgh…who would deny me that win?

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