Dead Pool [33]

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Good grief! The shortest Dead Pool ever – three days – has ended with yet a-fucking-nother win for Richard Debo Debson with his fourth win out of the last six.

Congratulations, Debo. You successfully nominated former US First Lady, Nancy Reagan, who’s been hanging on desperately for some time until her heart finally gave out!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 33.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And here’s the final word from Nancy :

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86 thoughts on “Dead Pool [33]”

  3. Ken Dodd
    Mohammed Ali
    Olivia De Havilland
    Barry Manilow
    Giscard D’Estaing

  5. Im on fire people and hopefully one of this lot will get me up to number 5. Thinking of changing my name to the Grimm Reaper.

    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    cliff mitchlemore
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

  6. Kirk Douglas
    Vera Lynn
    Joao Havelange
    Clare Hollingworth
    Paul Daniels

    • Shit!Vera and Paul have gone!Can I have Antony Booth and Howard Marks instead please?

      • Here`s the proper format :

        Kirk Douglas
        João Havelange
        Clare Hollingworth
        Howard Marks
        Antony Booth

  8. Duke of Kent. Doreen Mantle, Marriane Faithfull, Barbara Windsor, June Whitfield. Sorry about format Dio, on phone, didn’t want to miss dead pool. Was going to put Barry Manilow but I know one of you other gentlemen has him.

  11. Here we go again, ya cunts

    Bruce Forsyth
    Roger Moore
    Cliff Richards
    Bobby Charlton
    Jerry Hall

    • Jerry Hall lol Jagger must not be happy bout that marriage, they are going bury the body the same date they get married lol , Murdoch the fucking spineless turd burglar, sympathy for the devil indeed

  12. Here a re my Dead Pool predictions:

    Gordon Banks
    Jim Bowen
    Paul Gascoigne
    Fidel Castro
    HRH Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)

  13. A change is as good as a RIP…
    Tony Blair
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Camill-ah Parkyer-Bowels
    Ian Duncan-Smith
    HRCuntishness prince Andrew

  14. As before
    Colin Dexter
    Gorge A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy

  15. Tony Blackburn
    Bear Grylls
    Gary Glitter
    Vivien Westwood
    Justin Bieber.

    Didn’t see anyone with Biebercunt, so hopeful of having the little bitch.

  17. Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    George Soros

  18. FIFA cunts to the power of five:

    Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

  19. The same bow-legged aggravating cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  20. On a roll, Debo…

    Tommy Docherty
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Ennio Morricone
    Peter Vaughan
    Mel Brooks

  21. Kate Moss
    Caitlin Jenner
    Pete Doherty
    Jack Monroe
    Naomi Campbell

    All cunts who would do the world a favour by shuffling off their mortal coil.

      • Ooh! That is called ‘dead naming’.

        When these fucking freaks decide that they fancy brandishing a fish pasty instead of a pork sword, they refuse to answer to their ‘dead name’ and if you call them by it they hiss at you…..or something equally passive / aggressive.

        So technically, you win.

  22. When Paul Daniels snuffs it and somebody saws his coffin in half
    we’ll see how he likes it… Not a fucking lot, I’ll bet…

  25. It’s so long ago since I picked my 5 losers that I can’t even remember who the bastards were.

    I’ve never won this bloody thing in 32 attempts and it’s my damn game on my damn site*.

    Cunts.

    * shared site, but that takes the venom out of the grumpiness

    • Use the deathlist, I dunno you could always knock a few off if you catch my drift I’m not lucky either tho I could have one soon

    • Your last noms were in Pool 30 as follows :
      Dick Van Dyke
      Helmut Kohl
      John Noakes
      Val Kilmer
      Only 4 for some reason. And if you don’t enter then you’ll never win!

      And, no, it is your site. I just do all the work 🙁

  26. ok cunts, ill have\

    bonny “no tits” langford. sure she wont be far behind…

    your all just a bunch of jealous cunts as I bagged Daniels first,

    cunts

  28. Keith Vaz another cunting. The cunt was on the news saying that Lincolnshire was a county that was not taking a fair share of migrants. Almost 3000 people are on the waiting list for social housing in Lincoln council area alone. If one includes the number of locals trying to get social houses in the other council areas East Lindsey, West Lindsey, North Kestevern etc etc the number is about the same as the population of Hemel Hempstead. So old cuntluck is of the opinion that hundreds of fucking muslim migrants should come to live here in glorious Lincolnshire even though we do not have enough social housing for our own people. Vaz you are a cunt fuck off and send them to Saudi (oh yes of course their muslim brothers will not let any in cos they are worried about “people who are different” ruining their country) Cunts one and all.

  29. Blimey, this is all happening too quick for my liking… anyhoo, these five please;

    Clifton James
    Windsor Davies
    Dobri Dobrev
    Derek Hatton
    Hardy Kruger sr

    Thnaks

      • Indeed.

        “By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this website and all those persons within.”

        I only picked him as I was showing the dustbins re-runs of the A-Team (season 1 episode 4 ‘Pro’s and Cons’), and yes I am a crazy fool, looked him up assuming he died years ago, but no, the obese hick Live and let die holidaying sheriff is still going at 90 something.

      • Now that’s the way to do it……….unless you found the cunt on Deathlist…..

      • It was either him or the whale enthusiast and professional squinting special advisor to Tenko Prince Mikasa Takahito, but I assumed the Prince can afford the best of medical care….

  30. George Bush Senior
    Richard Attenbourough
    Michael Parkinson
    David Attenborough
    Bob Hawke

    Please and thank you

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