Dead Pool [32]

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Martin Crowe, former New Zealand cricketer

After one of the longest running Dead Pools I can remember, now we have one of the shortest – running only since 22nd February…

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former New Zealand cricketer, Martin Crowe who lost his battle with cancer. Tears no doubt being shed in the Flaxen Saxon household this morning seeing as how Flaxen is such a huge cricket fan!

Well done, Debo. That’s three out of the last five and another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (me). Clearly I going to have to pull my socks up.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 32.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [32]”

  2. Hmmmm. Indeed. Quite an eye opener that site. Going through those old noms certain patterns and correlations manifest themselves. Names that once held one in awe and provoked jealous rage as yet another prize was captured. Interesting, very, to see many orf Dioclese’s apparent master strokes included therein. Can the man in truth be a bounder?

    • Dear Sir Stoke Are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting? I mean its a silly little game I wouldn’t dedicate too much time to its flaws and cheaters or would researchers be a better term. My noms are original too Limpy they have more or less been the same for 1 year which proves how horrible I am at this game.

  6. Can I have Sir Michael Parkinson in place of nancy – sorry I missed that Im a dumb cunt

  7. As a final word may I just say that yours truly may be an old cunt subject to pensioner rage but is orf a generation that yet attempts to maintain some standards. I am also orf an age when the term “gentleman” still resounded with “honour”. One was bred to do the right thing and to give one’s life for King and Country. Morals, standards, codes are words that are redundant in the spell checker orf a smartphone because they are unknown and unused by the cunts orf today.
    Yours truly has enjoyed the membership orf certain gentlemen’s clubs in London where such trifles matter and where one is expected to maintain the standards orf a gentleman and a cunt. I suspect that the majority orf you cunts oit there would not be allowed past the doors orf your local Spearmint Rhino.

      • A gentleman never discusses his club in public. And that is the In & Out orf it. Have had a snifter at the East India.

  8. Balls marks it taken too!! ok ok last one!

    Eddie izzard
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Paul mcFuckartney
    Ringo Starr
    George martin (The 5th beatle)

    • Sorry, mate, but George Martin was been nabbed too. The other 4 are OK.
      I erased your previous two lists – it was getting confusing 😉

  9. There has been discussion here in the past about which Beatle will go next…
    Maybe that Izzard cunt will collapse doing his marathon bollocks…

  10. Anyone in need of a couple of nominations might wish to peruse these photos of Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Bill Wyman taken today at Murdoch’s wedding:

    http://tinyurl.com/hynz3sj

    Maybe Murdoch’s strategy was only to invite male guests who would make him appear young, healthy and attractive by comparison..?

    • If Dioclese will let me be a monumental cunt I would like to do a swap for Daniels?

      • Haha yeah he must.He does a bloody marvelous job with not just the Deadpool but the site itself!Must be very time consuming.

      • All I have to do is cut my cunts from a file marked ‘cunts.’ Dioclese, you do a great fucking job.

      • If I did a list of titled cunts I would end up crashing my computer 😛

      • I keep a list of top cunts on IMDb, you can store thousands on there.

  16. Debo had her.Hit number 4 for him!Well done Debo.You are giving Dioclese a run for his money 😛

  17. Why do we not just change the name to “The Deathlist Pool Rebooted”

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