Dead Pool [32]

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Martin Crowe, former New Zealand cricketer

After one of the longest running Dead Pools I can remember, now we have one of the shortest – running only since 22nd February…

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former New Zealand cricketer, Martin Crowe who lost his battle with cancer. Tears no doubt being shed in the Flaxen Saxon household this morning seeing as how Flaxen is such a huge cricket fan!

Well done, Debo. That’s three out of the last five and another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (me). Clearly I going to have to pull my socks up.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 32.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [32]”

  1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Howard Marks
    Tony Booth
    Clare Hollingworth
    Billy Graham

  2. Pool’s reset and here’s my 5 for number 32…

    Kirk Douglas
    Joao Havelange
    Olivia de Havilland
    Bhumibol Adulyadej (King of Thailand)
    Herman Wouk

  3. For those of you interested, here’s the winners roster since the beginning :

    1 Amy Winehouse .243 Win
    2 Col Gaddhafi Dioclese
    3 Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi Dioclese
    4 Clive Dunn OBG
    5 Nelson Mandela OBG
    6 Ronnie Biggs Dioclese
    7 Ariel Sharon ASE
    8 Jimmy Ellis Dan
    9 Mickey Rooney Fred West
    10 William Ash Sir Limply Stoke
    11 Chapman Pincher Dioclese
    12 Dickie Attenborough Sir Limply Stoke
    13 Joan Rivers King Cunt
    14 Gough Whitlam Dioclese
    15 Jeremy Thorpe The Grim Cunter
    16 Leonard Nimoy Cunt O’MaCunto
    17 Sam Simon Shaun of the Dead 69
    18 BB King Lez
    19 Christopher Lee Sir Limply Stoke
    20 Peter O’Sullevan Shaun of the Dead 69
    21 Steven Lewis Norman
    22 George Cole Entopy
    23 Denis Healey Fred West
    24 Maureen O’ Hara Norman
    25 Al Molinaro Dioclese
    26 Helmut Schmidt Sir Limply Stoke
    27 Patricia ‘Nanny Pat’ Brooker Richard Debo Debson
    28 Greville Janner Guardian Hater
    29 Pavel Srnicek Richard Debo Debson
    30 Douglas Slocombe Shaun of the Dead 69
    31 Martin Crowe Richard Debo Debson

    • Good calls, but Woody Allen’s mum lived to 96 and his dad lived to 101, so don’t hold your breath…

  6. The usual please.

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  8. Here a re my Dead Pool predictions:

    Gordon Banks
    Jim Bowen
    Paul Gascoigne
    Fidel Castro
    Denis Norden (Sorry Fred)

  9. In no particular order..
    John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    Colin Dexter
    Ron Jeremy (fat little cunt)

  11. Off we go again! This bunch for me please

    Dobri Dobrev
    Windsor Davies
    John Saxon
    Derek Hatton
    William Smith

    That’s William Smith the actor guy

    Thanks

  12. Here we go again, Im on a run and hopefully one of these will get me there

    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    cliff mitchlemore
    Do Muoi
    Nancy Reagan
    Joost van der Westhuizen

  16. Clive James
    Jean Alexander
    Liz Smith
    Sir George Martin
    Martin Landau

    (and a cunting of Black and White Cunt for repeatedly nicking Denis Norden)

  19. If the following could do the honourable and shuffle off, please…
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Iain Duncan-Smith
    Justin Bieber
    Joanna Lumley Plastic Bumley

      • of course…what a silly kunt am I… just glad he’s so popular in this list. so long as someone DOES take the little cunt out… can I nominate paedofiling cunt Andrew Windsor instead?
        Many thanks Dioclese.

  20. Far be it from me to piss on Debo’s firework but if anyone is wondering where he is plucking out these obscure on their last legs deaduns in the interest of fairness you can all look here….

    http://www.deathlist.net/

    It isn’t how you win….it’s how you play the game, although that’s probably a forgotten art and a bit old fashioned nowadays….

      • The clue to that site was Pavel is a Geordie that no one had heard of in a coma, and I don’t remember saying anything wrong with research, however now the link to that site is posted if one is that way inclined they can do some ‘research’ too….even playing field and all that.

        My statement about how one plays the game still stands….just saying….

      • No research for me, I just can’t stand the cunts that I nominated.

      • The worst one on your list is Cheggers.How did that untalented annoying little cunt ever get on TV in the first place?? I also know a few people who have met Westwood and apparently he is an even bigger cunt in person which I wouldn`t have thought possible.

      • Westwood is a fucking parody of a bad comedy act wigger accented cunt…Ali G if you will, best news I heard was when he got shot a while back, reports indicate the gunman was someone who hates people pretending to be something they’re not!

      • That cheggers cunt. I don’t know how the fuck he got married. I’ve seen photos of his wife, and she was quite tasty.

        The drunken cunt used to pedal around the countryside looking for bottles of whiskey that he’d hidden.

        As for the cunt that is Westwood, dare I mention pimp my ride uk? The cunt.

    • Yes but all our nominees would be null and void, it is what it is but can we really believe a site that misspells rascist for Prince Philp. It lists his occupation as a casual rascist it should be racist lol. No but seriously its unfortunate that people would use that but I don’t think its worthy as a disqualification but dio will bring the final verdict of course

      • Well seeing as they have only had 3 hits this year and we have had 2 (one of them wasn`t on their list) I don`t think it is making much difference.Also most of us on here have at least one of their 50 names on our lists.

  21. Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    George Soros
    I’m giving back chuck berry to VCSthe guilt is killing me well not really but I’m fine

  22. Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Irene Papas
    Brigette Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham

  23. I did say she used to be quite tasty, when that drunken old cunt married her I think that she was she was in her late 20’s, and I think that she suffers from Multiple Sclerosis. The only piss I would want to take out of her is because she married that drunken cunt, nothing else.

  27. Bugger me you other cunts are in so quick. Here we go again please

    Mohammed Ali
    Olivia De Havilland
    Peter Sallis
    Barry Manilow
    Vera Lynn

    • Windfuckers that have taken Olivia and Vera up yours. These instead please

      Jim Dale
      Giscard d’Estaing

      • All I know is he has looked like a corpse for a decade + (presumably the boyfriend is a necrophiliac pleaser) and has now cancelled all tour dates.

  29. Bugger me butler, play the game, be the White Man ect ect. Just clicked orn the above deathlist site and it is a veritable cheats paradise. Well done that man for exposing the perfidy orf the cunts orn this site. Methinks Dioclese doth defend them too much. Black bollock them all I say.
    Purely by way orf academic interest you understand, I checked to see if any orf the noms from the very first list are still around and blimey there is one. Ozzy Osbourne featured then and is still available for nomination. Since you ask all me noms are original and are dredged up from the remains orf me memory. No artificial aids required.

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