I watched Tipping Point the other week and a fucking Headteacher won a shit load of money, and we all no most Headteachers earn £60000-£110000, fucking greedy cunts. I think he wanted the money to put in his open fire to keep the house warm.
Nominated by: Bob Bob
He’s head of the Britain Stronger in Europe (BSE) campaign.
Here’s a quote : “I believe the British people are extremely intelligent and extremely well-informed”
I believe he’s either (a) lying, or (b) extremely full of shit
Either way he’s a cunt
Nominated by: Frottom
Why Old Nol? For letting the jewish money lenders back in to the cuntry in 1657. Yea gods and little fishes did he think Eddy I kicked them out for the good of his health in 1290? No! He kicked them out because they made money from nothing, lots of money, from usurious interest rates on loans, or as we know it today: Pay Day Lending -1750% APR- if yer lucky. But Wait. If you go a penny overdrawn at say: Barclloydshaghifax and have several direct debits and standing orders, should these fall due while you are in a one penny unapproved overdraft situation then boy are you in for an even bigger kicking. (>7500% in one report) What’s the feckin difference? Where’s the fekin justice? Hang on. Didn’t some beardy, left wing, sandal wearing, do-gooding son of a virgin start the ball rolling two thousand years ago by kicking the money lenders out. Why haven’t the fekin God-botherers sorted the Cunts? Fuck me! Will we never learn?
Where was I? Ah yes: Cromwell…So Cromwell helped Solomon Dormido get his feet under the table at the exchange ► Jim II. wouldn’t legitimize the yidd bastard ► so Jim was ousted by Willy III. ► who took their finance. ► Bank of England established 1694 ► Loaned money for Willy’s new Navy ► National debt ► Blah, blah, bollox, bollox, & Bob’s yer fathers brother, the rest is then history with a lot of noughts till we find ourselves in the de-regulated financial shitswamp we have today thanks, finally, to that stupid bitch thatcher giving head to the City Yuppies, sorry, giving the City Yuppies their head. Simplistic? Maybe, cuntvelouted? certainly, but remember this: Edward the 1st Edict of Expulsion is still on the statute books so each and every Red Sea Pedestrian now abode in England is an illegal immigrant. However, I’m here to get the pay day lenders, so:
You fucking blood sucking immoral Cunts who would make loan sharks look like heaven sent Cherubs:
Pay day lending companies you…is a Cunt (As me bros would say; pizzle init dawg!)
No I don’t know either.
Nominated by: King Cnut
After that she was in the studio being questioned, poorly, by Andrew Neil. Not once did the fat, Scottish shit bag ask the ugly fucker why she still hasn’t made good on her promise to house an ‘refugee’ family in one of her own properties. He allowed to get away with that. A completely impartial interviewer would have skewered the hypocritical arsehole with that one. I’m sure the interview’s on YouTube or something. Watch it, and compare it with Neil’s interview with Katie Hopkins.
The point is though. Cooper-Balls is a monumental piece of shit cunt. And like every so called liberal, she’s happy to call for the UK to take more muslims who WON’T contribute a single positive thing to the country, but she’s not so quick to honour a promise that she publicly made.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Case in point: Dave Cameron posting this on the news David Bowie has died
“I grew up listening to and watching the pop genius David Bowie. He was a master of re-invention, who kept getting it right. A huge loss.”
Oh fuck off Dave! You never liked him. You never listened to his music. Just name a song he recorded and recite more than one line, NO, you cannot do it.
Then you have every other celebrity cunt posting the same pointless, devoid of any true sentiment, generic RIP Tweet because they have to show some kind of empathetic remorse. It makes no difference 90% of these cunts never knew David Bowie, but the PR machine demands they Tweet, total fucking herd mentality!
And as for the general public, don’t get me started, I bet if you collated every RIP post on Twitter today it would total fucking billions, all the same self-indulgent, narcissistic platitudes.
FUCK OFF
On the plus side, someone must have had Bowie in the dead pool
Nominated by: Boaby
( Regrettably, nobody had Bowie in the Dead Pool. Ed. )