Dead Pool 25

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the demise of Maureen O’Hara proving that any cunt can pick the 95 year old that looks like the picture on the left. Clearly seen better days?

Anyhow, well played, Norman…

The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 25.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool 25”

  3. Well done Norman.

    1. Julian Assange
    2. Bashar al-Assad
    3. Nicolas Maduro
    4. Evo Morales
    5. Edward Snowden

    Basically the CIA ‘Jackals’ current playmates.
    Michelle Bachelet would have been in there but it seems she has her mouth full of Americas’ dick.

  4. The Queen
    Prince Philip
    Prince Charles
    Princess Anne
    Walter Palmer
    (why have Peta not assassinated this cunt yet?)

  5. Please may I have:

    Barbara Knox
    Paul O Grade
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Cara Delevigne
    Jeremy Kyle

    Thanks!

  6. George Bush Senior
    Michael Parkinson
    Bruce Forsythe
    Nancy Reagan
    Keith Williams

    Thanks Nicely

  8. Nicely played norm but no prize?
    1Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    2 Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    3 Ingrid Newkirk (Peta Slag phony)
    4 Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    5 Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)

  9. *Tip o’the cap to Norman.*

    My wish list:

    David Rockefeller
    Carol Channing
    John Glenn
    Henry Kissinger
    Mark Thatcher

    • I suspect keith is close to dead he has been running away from death for years who knows though but I’m sure a rolling stone will die soon whether it is watts 74 ,ronnie Wood 68, keef richards 71,jagger 72,and Bill Wyman oldest 78.
      Also kardassian’s husbands change once every month so be more specific. Miley cryus will probably od soon enough what a great role model for little girls to look up to, what a disgusting talentless whore. I took kayne niggo west off my cunting he’s yours.

      • Any of the Kardashian husbands… I would pay good money to see Kanye West go up in pieces….

  12. Could I nominate Bill Roache, Barbera Windsor, Terry Wogan, Gene Wilder and Alan Sugar,please and thank you

  13. Muhammed Ali
    Helmut Schmidt
    Leslie Phillips
    Olivia De Havilland
    Ken Dodd

    if you please

  14. Maureen was a siren in her day…. I wonder if John Wayne ever got lucky on The Quiet Man?

    1. Tommy Docherty
    2. Charles Manson
    3. Jimmy Carter
    4. Hugh Hefner (when Playboy dies in March 2016, is he going to die with it?)
    5. Cher

    • Fiery lass our Maureen. Pity the old grim plastic surgeon got to her in the end, ta be sure, ta be sure.

  16. Please could I nominate Dennis Skinner, Marianne Faithfull, Ian Brady, Lord Bath and Bruce Forsyth.

  18. Congrats Norman. I shall carry on with…
    1. John Carpenter
    2. George A Romero
    3 Hal Holbrook
    4 Dennis Waterman
    5 Colin Dexter

  19. Sorry just realised King Cunt nominated Bruce Forsyth could I replace him with Doreen Mantle.

  22. My picks:
    1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Michel Platini
    3/ Jack Warner
    4/ Chuck Blazer
    5/ Jerome Valcke

    Anyone spot the theme?

  23. How dare thou cast aspersions on this site. I would never descend to the level of coarse language and abuse. But as it is Saturday evening and I have had suffice of vintage wine . Go and boil your head in a vat of nitric acid you arsefaced putrescence. Good evening.

  24. Having been very fair and let you all have a go first, here’s my winners :

    Olivia de Havilland
    Al Molinaro
    Herman Wouk
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Kirk Douglas

  25. I’m going for the same as last time.
    Just skimmed the 25th Pool and I think these are all safe still.

    Dick Van Dyke
    Helmut Kohl
    John Noakes
    Mel Brooks
    Val Kilmer

  26. That’s 99 nominations to date. All noted (hopefully). Room for loads more if anyone wants to jump in.

    ‘Tis after all the approaching the season to be jolly dead!…

    Congrats to Norman but I do remain – so far – the only 4 time winner (pools 2, 3, 11, 14). ;-0

  27. Hmmm, not having much luck at this, here goes this for this dead pool;

    Douglas Hurd
    Jacob Rothschild
    Derek Hatton
    Windsor Davies
    Frank Bough

  28. Morning. Please may I have

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Russel Brand
    5) Clive Anderson.

    Thanks.

  29. my noms:

    1) gerald kaufman MP
    2) peter wyngarde (jason king)
    3) jean alexander (hilda ogden)
    4) liz dawn (vera duckworth)
    5) june brown (dot cotton)

    • Both Jean and Liz are already gone. Kauffman is still with us. A senior Labour sitting MP once a cabinet minister no less, the little raggamuffin.

  30. My nominations are:

    Billy Graham
    Barbara Bush
    Sean Connery
    Roger Moore
    James Caan (the actor)

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