* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the demise of Maureen O’Hara proving that any cunt can pick the 95 year old that looks like the picture on the left. Clearly seen better days?
Anyhow, well played, Norman…
The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 25.
Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Morrissey
George Michael
Pope Benedict
Dick Dale
Sir John Chilcot
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All noted
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1glynnis johns
2doris day
3peter sallis
4johan cruyf or shirley bassey
5john michael vincent
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Doris is bagged, so you’ve got the other 5…
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Heard a whisper at Old Trafford today… So whoever’s got Ian Brady could be our next winner…
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Paul Gascoigne
Jim Bowen
Honor Blackman
Bernie Eccleston
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Zsa Zsa Gabor is taken so Diana Ross.
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Nanny Pat
The Queen
Al-Baghdadi
Sepp Blatter (what a cunt)
Billy Graham
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The Queen, Blatter and Graham have been taken, but you can have the other two and three more goes…
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Archbishop Desmond TuTu
Butros Butros Ghali
Ashleys dad in Emmerdale
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I take it you mean Freddie Jones (the actor) not the fictional character. Fictional characters don’t really die you know.
Mind you I once knew a bloke who thought Eastenders was a reality TV documentary. Really, I did!
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Came up with these whilst last employed upon the rack:
Harry Roberts (just released to waiting friends)
Bob Mortimer (enjoying a triple heart bypass op)
Jerry Lewis
Sean Connery
Roy Chubby Brown
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Too late for Connery but the rest are added to the pool. You can pick another…
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Ray Reardon
Willie Thorne
Lemmy. ( hope not )
Gerry Adams ( hope so )
Jack Charlton ( cunt who dared criticise Billy Bingham )
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Better late than never. All good. All Added…
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Did anyone have Al Molinaro from Happy Days?
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Happy days indeed – I’m a winner !!!!!!!!
Again…
gloat gloat
Please give me a hour or so to have brekkie and reset the pool
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