Topless selfies

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Skanky whores who take selfies with their tits out and then complain when the pictures find their way to the internet. Doh! What did you think was going to happen you stupid cunt? If you do not want your tits plastered all over the internet, do not take pictures of them in the first place, fucking simple!

It all stems from a growing and deeply disturbing trend in society for not taking responsibility for your own actions, when shit happens it is always some one else’s fault which is at the heart of all liberal social theory since the 60s. Wrong, cunts!

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Fucking dozy slags – they think that ‘selfie’ they sent to Dave will not be forwarded to all his mates within 12 seconds of receiving it. Delusional!

That is a bit out of order, granted, but the slags who post all these pics to Facebook & Instagram deserve everything they get, is it not stated by Facebook that EVERY picture you upload belongs to them and they can sell, redistribute and essentially do what the fuck they want with it.

And the best bit of irony about these dumb sluts is that they are all fucking mingers anyway. the exact same poses, the exact same 47 degree above the head pointing down shot (to mask their 14 chins) and of course, always taken in to a mirror.

Pathetic!

Nominated by: Bob Carrolgees

Romanian migrants

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I would Like to Cunt Romanians, or Romaniacs as they should be known.

I have had a family move in next door. The Kids are nice but the parents? They are loud (hear the Cunts through the walls) and antisocial. I am sure the Father is a thieving Cunt as they have loads of wires in the back garden which appeared over time. I saw one of the elder Kids peeling them to get the copper or whatever the fuck metal it is.

Now don’t get me wrong I am partial to a bit of Romanian, (Had a fling with a sexy Hotel worker in Cyprus) and generally the women are nice but a lot of the new arrivals here seem like Cunts. My neighbours don’t seem to work, live in a two bedroom house with 5 kids, I wonder who the fuck pays for it all? Ridiculous.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

CGI celebrities

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I hate that Galaxy ad featuring ‘Audrey Hepburn.’ The computer generated version of Hepburn is disgusting. It’s soulless, tacky and whoever from her estate (or whoever owns the film rights) gave the go ahead for this abomination should be shot.

Grave robbing (ie: shitting on someone’s memory) to sell chocolate?! Why don’t they just dig the poor cow up, put a paper hat and streamers on her and have done with it?!

Nominated by: Norman

Tesco [2]

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Tesco are cunts…

Banning drinks with sugar in them like ribena and capri sun. Yet they continue to stock all manner of crap: like coca-cola, walkers crisps, mars bars, horseburgers etc., not to mention all the booze and fags.

Surely it’s up to the customer what they buy or don’t buy not a bunch of supermarket nazis?

Nominated by: Norman