Apparently, what he’s doing is perfectly legal. It’s also the act of a complete and utter cunt and, in his case, a fucking hypocrite. Now that he’s admitted to being a tax avoider, what little moral high ground he occupied, has disappeared. Never again can this jumped up shit go to the United Nations and demand that leaders of Western countries spend billions more of their taxpayer’s money on the starving in Africa, when he does all he can to pay as little tax as possible.

I once took a trip to Dublin with some mates. One morning, we took a ride on one those tour buses they have. The driver was awesome, giving us a history of the city and various buildings. He also told several humorous stories including one from the early 80’s when as a young boy, he saw a band busking in the centre of Dublin. The next time he saw them was on Top of the Pops, going by the name U2. Of the busking band, his exact words were, “Oi Tort dey wor shoite”. When he saw them on TOTP, “Oi noo day wor shoite”. I’m not very good at doing a Dublin accent.

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