Ice Skaters

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Ice skaters – mincing about like food-processors at a LibDem conference.

Their arses are so big they have to have special pants made.

Dance like men!

Nominated by: Kenny

Bob Crow [4]

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‘Red’ Bob Crow. Mahogany skinned, holidaying whilst London grinds to a halt, earns far more than almost all his fee paying union members.

A 24 carat solid gold cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

M&S

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Marks and Spencers have a towel head at the checkout who refused to serve a local buying Pork and Booze as its not in accordance to the Koran. What do they do? Sack the cunt? No…

Bring out an accepting rule that no Muslim needs to serve Pork or Alcohol to anyone, they can refuse them. Also goes for Camel Jockeys selling provocative clothing.

Fucking let down. Sack the trouble making cunts, and send them back to the halal butchers.

Nominated by: King Cunt