Knowing our fucking luck, that cunt Brucie will be around for another 20 years.
20 years!! Fucking hell, I don’t think I could take another year of that square jawed unfunny old cunt on my telly let alone another 20.
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
“Nice to see you, to see you nice!” – I don’t think so.
Strictly a cunt dancing. Fuck off, you cunt!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Old fucked lorst his mojo type fucker quite unable to read his cue cards anymore let alone remember where he is or who he is. Now waiting to be buried by his third wife, some ex Miss World Puerto Rican glamour bint. No Brucie’s bonus for her for decades. The incontinent old cunt’s cock rusted away with his hairpiece long ago. The missis has to play with her cuddly toy all by herself.
Also please try to cunt Osborne and the nuclear cock-up while the story still has some legs. (see renomination in “The Chinese”)
If Brucie shuffles off soon I’d like to nominate his syrup for the next mayor of London. Tough, durable, used to sitting on top of a pile of shite…. An ideal candidate. Sick of Boris the bumbling Tory cunt. Would Brucies Syrup close hospitals and fire stations? An inanimate object would do a better job than that wiff waff cunt. Vote for the Wig party!
As much as I’m pro the old cunts hairpiece, the man himself is a non retiring, chinny reckon, unfunny, playing Golf with Ronnie Corbett, boring twat of an egomaniac. ‘Sir’ Bruce a you are a cunt of the highest order. Nice to see you, to see you cunt.
I remember that cunt ! patronising and touching up the contestents on the generation game, the fucking bell end. He was fucking balder then but the chin was still massive. He only got made sir because he begged for it the brown nosed, arrogant, egotistical, shallow cunt.