Julian Assange

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That creepy looking cunt julian assange!

The public shy little cunt is looking for a kicking. Not only is that cunt making our and everyone else’s government look somewhat cuntish (like they’re not?), this grey haired dirty cunt is shagging anything with a fucking pulse.

And now the cunt has found Equador. They’ll soon horse that creepy cunt out the door once he starts to fuck the embassy staff. A cunt of cunts truly deserving of the title Lord Cunt.

Nominated by : Anonymous

Keith Lemon

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Leigh Francis aka Keith Lemon aka Bo Selecta aka Cuntycuntcunt. The most unfunny pretend entertainer I have ever had the misfortune to change channels for.

Enjoys a succesful career being shit & unfunny. Entertains the gullible & unwashed.

Davina McColl (another cunt) kick started his cunty career.

Nominated by : KajaCunt

Dead Pool (5)

* * * * UPDATE * * * *
As Sir Limply rightly points out, we keep missing the target with this pool, so here’s a quick rule change for this one only : Each entrant will be allowed a maximum of 5. I’m feeling generous because Limply’s already had 4 goes.

Let’s face it, you cunts have been giving me multiples anyway!

We have a winner!

The Dead Pool 4 has been won by Ollie Burton’s Granddad
who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket
… therefore becoming a dead cunt.

Ollie correctly predicted “Clive Dunn 92 not out but has to pop his clogs soon for fucks sake”

Well done! – Not least of all for stopping that cunt Dioclese winning three in a row!

Right then!
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick
a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 5.
No rule changes but in case you’re new to the world of
predicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one,
so my top tip is to be quick off the mark and
steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Julia Bradbury

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An uneducated self-opinionated grinning & brainless cunt (can cunts have brains?).

This useless unemployable dislikeable cunt has only one purpose and that’s to receive an hourly facial of gentleman juice over her chin.

The people she interviews pretend to like her (cunts) so they can get their face on CUNTrywatch.
She multitasks – She HAS a cunt & IS a cunt. How many cunts can beat that eh?

Nominated by : KajaCunt