Sean Penn

I would like to publicly cunt the actor (meh) formerly known as Madonna’s leech, Sean Penn. It’s seems that Penn has declared himself a staunch ally of El Chupacabra, and is demanding that Britain negotiate the return of the Falklands and South Georgia to Argentina. That will be difficult, since the Args never owned the Falklands in the fucking first place. Though I can’t really see what it has to do with this cunt anyway.

The silly cunt couldn’t even pronounce the name of the islands correctly, he used ‘Malvinas’. He also called Britain ‘Colonialist, ludricrous, and archaic’. I assume then that after this outburst, Penn will be calling on Obama to grant Puerto Rico its indepence from American colonialist rule. And Hawaii for that matter. I’d call him a dumb yank, but I happen to be half American, so that’s not gonna happen.

Now, Penn’s outburst just happens to fall into a category I like to call, ‘none of your fucking business’. I very much doubt that this numbnuts will be volunteering to enlist in the Argentinian army (hah) anytime soon, and he certainly won’t profit from the FALKLANDS. So my only conclusion is that Penn’s outburst is the result of him being a racist cunt. It seems Penn misses having to live inside his former spouses vagina, and has now taken up residence somewhere between El Chupacabra’s uterus and cervix. A bit that like that South American fish in the Amazon. And just as much of a parasite.

I’ve been looking at dipshit’s filmography. Apart from Taps and Dead Man Walking, his acting career has been almost universally shite. He even did an episode of Little House on the Prairie for fucks sake! I’d be most grateful therefore, if you could cunt this cunt as soon as possible. Both for being a racist cunt who can’t keep his nose out of other people’s business, and for having the acting ability of a spoon. Sean Penn, what a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Will Sean Penn also be calling for the citizens of The United States Of America to return their cou try to the Native American tribes ? No will he fuck because he’s a stupd cunt.

Nominated by Sean Penis more like, the cunt !

I must also second or third or fourth that total cunt Sean Penn.
1. Hes a fucking leech of a cunt
2. Hes a fucking ugly cunt
3. He is clueless about the Falklands cunt
4. Its none of his business so keep your god shut cunt
5. He is American so if 1 country has no room to talk about taking land that is not theirs and enslaving people, invading other contries, impossing its will on others its his ………… the hypocrital cunt

The cunt needs and under cunting

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Sean Penn is a gormless, ideas well above his station, millionaire communist, thinks people actually care about the constant stream of shit that comes out of his gob cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Michael Parkinson [2]

You have got to be shitting me, there are no entries for that other cunt of cunts Michael Parkinson!!

There are not enough expletives or text in the world to adequately describe this cunt suffice to say he is a complete and utter cunt!

Nominated by Harveywankbanger

Actually, he has been nominated before here.
But it’s a good nomination again so we’ll post it

Amanda Holden [2]

Amanda Holden…sick of seeing that hamster faced supercilious cunt all over the papers

“I died for 40 seconds”….didnt take long to recover enough to get back to your slimey fake tv mates,and listening to “how brave you are”.

You and the rest of Cowell’s arse licking cunts annoy the fuck out of me…cunts.

Nominated by arrymonk

Paul Heiney

Paul Heiney is a super cunt. This ruddy faced cunt has been getting right up my fucking nose for months.

This pompous cunt presents Cuntrywise, he is an out and out cunt.

He has the eyebrows that only a cunt could possess and his cuntish remarks never cease to remind me of the colossal cunt that he is. What a CUNT.

Nominated by Cuntbubbler

Chris Huhne [4]

Chris Huhne has just claimed £17,000 tax free “severance pay” for having to leave his ministerial post. The cunt. He gets caught lying through his crooked teeth about who drove when and now we have to give him a farewell bung.

I hope they jail the cunt and his cunting ex-wife, the ugly cunt, and throw away the key. I hope his ex-wife straps one on and gives it to him up the shiter in the showers every day till his arse bleeds.

Nominated by Blind Pugh