Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A rough idea what is going on.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

954 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. SADIQ ADOLF KAHN:

    A mini cunting for mini Mayor Khan, who announced in his faux “important” voice yesterday that passengers would have to wear masks on buses for a year (at least).

    Who does this self important little shitstain think he is?. Of course being Muslim he is all in favour of face coverings, but I wish he would take his religion and his mini brain and go fuck himself.

    The sooner he is the proud owner of Sadiq’s Fags and Mags Shop the better.

    • I shall take great pleasure in ordering the latest Asian Babes from him when he does.
      Then spend the next year getting him to phone his suppliers for non-existent mags.
      Like….
      Hijab Harlots.
      Burka Bumholes.
      and Pakistani Pissflaps.

  2. I stupidly said on here I hope there is a vaccine soon. Well I retract that with bells on.

    I do not want any vaccine that has been rushed through without years of trials. Will you take the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation funded vaccine? Bill ‘Needle’ Gates has been flailing his money about everywhere!!! I also have heard rumours that any vaccine they bring out with make us all infertile.

    Fuck the vaccine!

    • If the vaccine works for us old cunts who are most at risk of being seriously fucked, then infertility would be the last of my concerns.

      Where’s your Bilko gone, Cuntologist?

      • Ok too much info for you but I am still fertile! I’ve read too much David Icke and don’t believe in da virus anymore.

        It must be a conspiracy where my Sgt Bilko has gone! I’ve been de-Bilko-ised; must be Susan Wotsit of YouTube at it again.

        Off topic RTC- – check out this website and look at the predicted 2025 populations of UK, America and Australia.

        http://www.deagel.com/country/

        For example, it predicts 15 million in the UK in 2025, a big drop from 66 million. Do they know something we don’t?

        • Maybe Greta gets her way causing a sudden return to the Middle Ages… or the Eloi become extinct due to Morlock gluttony…

          Either way, at least we don’t have to wait long to find out.

          Re Sgt Bilko – have you made a minor error when typing in your email address? Or changed your email address recently?

          That’s what usually causes avatars to change unexpectantly.

          • Ha ha – I faffed about writing my reply for so long that I didn’t see your two posts above!

        • Well it says the population of Oz will be just over 23million, we are supposed to be at 25million at last count.

  3. https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/covid-19-information-bypasses-melbourne-s-non-english-speakers-20200517-p54tq4.html

    Are we supposed to feel sympathy for ethnics who migrate to an English speaking country, can’t be arsed to learn the language and make no effort to find out why they’re in lockdown?
    Why should information published in the overwhemingly majority language (I don’t think Australia has an official language) have to be translated into Göd knows how many different languages and dialects* for the sake of relatively few migrants who are clearly making no effort to integrate?
    Who would be paying for it? You can bet it ain’t going to be out of any migrants tax dollars. The odds are few are employed and paying tax.
    If the “community” leaders spent as much effort on getting folk to integrate as they do on helping them claim asylum, welfare benefits, fight extradition etc then there wouldn’t be any issue with lockdown.
    No wonder covid seems to affect certain groups more than others.
    The UKs present is Australia’s near future it would seem.
    * Perhaps we could ask for government websites here to be translated to reflect our own unique regional dialects and terminology e.g. why ‘aye man, ‘ee bah gum, knees up mother brown me, ye wee cocksparra etc. Why should we learn the Queens English when the imports don’t?

    • https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53537062

      It was only a matter of time before the UK govt also got the blame for ethnïcs not learning English despite them living here. FFS isn’t 26 languages enough? Personally I don’t see why we should translate anything, not even into Welsh or Gaelic.
      If 860000+ don’t speak the lingo what are they contributing to the economy? I doubt they are anything like the white English expats in Spain, France etc who may have a limited or non-existant grasp of the local language but at least put money into the economy by spending their pensions (or ill gotten gains) there rather than simply take out.
      Funny how it says these immigrants don’t trust the NHS. It doesn’t seem to stop them packing out hospital and doctors waiting rooms for treatment of their Victorian inspired diseases.
      Also, miraculously, there doesn’t appear to be any language barriers when it comes to claiming anything from the state by way of housing, tax credits, child benefits etc.
      If they live here and can’t acquire a working grasp of English within a year kick ’em out. No employment or benefit rights, no access to the NHS etc until they pass basic oral & written English exams and prove they can contribute something to a British society. All costs of passing those tests to be borne by the immigrant of course.

  4. Londoners are dying for a day at the beach.

    My neighbors had 6 people round for a dinner party yesterday. Apparently this part of the country is very safe so they wanted to bring the infection with them from London.

    Some people are just born stupid, selfish and arrogant…

    • Why does it matter to you? If you’re scared, keep away.

      Were you invited?

      Why do you think they were infected? Are you?

      • Don’t be a cunt all your life. Take a day off and learn to read.
        It matters because they’re fucking irresponsible and if everyone did this it would all kick off again and kill people…

  5. Have been trying to get my head round the new strict rules and regulations for visiting a boozer when they officially open from July 4th.

    This article in the Telegraph just seems to make the entire trip like hard fucking work, and I very much doubt if some punters will bother to follow the guidelines, especially once they’ve had a few!

    So for the time being I won’t be bothering with pubs or restaurants, especially since there’s every chance of catching Dink-19 from there.

  6. Seems that some countries around the world are lifting restrictions wholesale, including flights; while others are tightening lockdown after a second wave – according to news reports on Aljazeera.

    The USA is in a particularly fucked up state with places like Florida, Nevada and Arizona reporting a huge spike in Dink-19 infections.

    Typically the EU can’t agree on how to reopen their borders along with what “safe countries” should be included for travellers to visit Europe from.

    It’s a tidal-wave of political fuckwittery personified.

  7. The new coronavirus rules say no singing at weddings and yet it appears you can hold as many illegal raves in the street with impunity.
    It’s not the world gone mad, just this fucked up country of appeasers.
    Still, people should be safe from my karaoke offerings for now but I still insist on continuing my Grandad moves at any wedding reception – oh fuck! What’s that you’re saying – only 6 people allowed at a time at a reception?

    • If I was cynical I’d reckon the chinks are doing this on purpose now, the cunts have gone to far now!, utter cunts!!!!!

  8. Cases

    Corona cases, to be specific.

    Let’s all panic when they find a couple of dozen “new cases”. Let’s ignore the fact that those cases are probably not severe, and that most of those affected/infected wouldn’t have known anything about it if they hadn’t tested positive.

    They keep finding new cases because they keep looking for them.

    On the other hand, if they were to test the whole population then the death rate will look ridiculously low. I expect that most of us have already had it without noticing, and those who have sadly died of it (or with it?) will suddenly become a much smaller percentage of a much bigger case number.

    I want them to stop going on about cases without qualifying them as severe, or at least noticeable!

    Nominated by: Paul McCuntley

  9. Have been various news reports on AlJazeera of countries, who have lifted their lockdown restrictions either partially or completed, now witnessing huge spikes in infections, resulting in new lockdowns.

    Countries such as Saudi Arabia, Madagascar, UAE, South Africa, Israel and Palestine to name but a few.

    On top of all this, some countries with lockdowns already in place are still seeing significant rises in daily infections/deaths – India, Russia, Germany, Brazil, Mexico and the USA.

    So you’re fucked if you don’t life restrictions, and fucked if you do.

  10. I hope you all clapped like tame sea lions last night?

    Clap for the salves, clap for the benefit mums, clap for the clappers, clap for the clappers who have the clap etc etc…….

  11. Blimey 9 tower blocks in Victoria, Australia, have a police guard – nobody allowed out – all because of 100-odd ‘Covid-19’ cases across the entire state of Victoria. Nobody is dropping down dead in the street from this disease and now we know the mortality rate, so why the hell are people being treated like this? Victoria is gripped by some stasi lunatic.

    I see the Daily Fail readers are in favour of this hard lockdown.

    • p.s. The entire number of ‘cases’ in Oz is a tad over 8,000 and over 7,000 recovered. Only 104 deaths in the whole of bloody Australia. A hard lockdown is totally unnecessary.

      • On the flip side, the population density in such a vast country like Oz, is around 9 people/mi² with a population of almost 26m spread over just under 8m km²

        Compare that to the UK with a pop of 67m and land area of just 243k km². The density here therefore is 724 cunts per square mile!

        No wonder our death rate is so high!

        • Hey Technocunt 🙂 Australia as a whole is less populated than the UK, however, most folks down under live on the coast.

          No matter, my calculator makes out that the death rate in UK is 0.08% and in Oz it is 0.003%- the poor buggers in Victoria need to stick two fingers up to their authorities.

    • Mine will have a message on it. And/or a big hole in the middle. This is my shortlist:

      “Oppression”

      “Fuck Boris”

      “Happy now, cunt”

  12. The cuntinuing corona virus “crisis” and it’s management by clueless politician cunts.

    After initial projections of a 3% fatality rate it now looks more like 0.3%. That’s 3 in 1000 who actually get infected with the bastard.

    Back in March it looked pretty scary but drastic measures were taken and in all likelihood they have had some positive impact in slowing the spread. Awesome.

    Back in March we didn’t have much in the way of data. We do now. So if there’s a crisis it’s a crisis of awareness. The public at large has (re)learned how virus’s spread and society has embedded into practice some prudent measures that will protect us against the dreaded covid-19 and also the common cold.

    I don’t want to start listing things here but in principle is it not reasonable to expect that we have collectively learned to be a little more cautious with respect to flu like symptoms? That being the case can we not safely get back to normal so long as we apply our newly (re)acquired awareness of such illness?

    The answer ought to be yes, the crisis is over and we have adapted. Unfortunately the answer is no.

    Why? Because the gormless dickheads who “run” our respective nations are all too busy watching each other waiting for the other to make a mistake to think rationally. They are cunts and they’re making cunts of the rest of us with all this bollocks about facemasks in this scenario but not the other. What a load of utter shite. I should have called this cunting corona incuntsistencies. It’s already getting too long.

    Nominated by: Recuntable Cunt

      • Because of the tests.

        They test and test, find positives and call them cases whether they’re even ill or not. Then the media trumpets about the increase in cases (due to the increase in testing) and everyone starts wetting themselves.

        Meanwhile, almost no one in this cuntry knows anyone who has got sick from this thing, much less died from it.

        • Sorry to disappoint but I know two people three have caught it. One has recovered and back at work but totally knackered by the aftereffects. The other is isolating.

          The third is currently on a ventilator in an induced coma.

          And my daughter works at the hospital in radiotherapy risking her life to treat cancer patients. This is especially worrying as her 13 years old son is in the vulnerable category.

          So I’m afraid you’re talking through your arse…

          • When COVID first arrived Dio, I seem to recall that you had a very different view! You were very sceptical and viewed it as no more menacing than a little local flu.
            😀

  13. Boris now says face masks are compulsory in shops.£100 fine if you don’t wear one.Democracy.What democracy?Masks on public transport.Masks at work.Now in shops.The sheeple are pleased.

  14. As my Mother is staying with me for a while, I had to turn on Sky News yesterday. Blimey, it was just like repetitious mind control with built in bs:

    “Virus Pandemic – wash your hands… the virus can live on plastic and stainless steel for up to 72 hours. There is no evidence to suggest that you can catch the virus from a parcel or mail.”

    I think they show this everyday. How bloody depressing.

    • after months the virus is active in tesco, hence the masks, but not now in pubs, after they’ve been shut for months – what kind of fuckery is this??

      • dear admin – my old computer blew up in a fit of rage about covid19 – it couldn’t take anymore – i’m now running a new one and i think i mispelt my name yesterday – i’m sorry, it is me, your endearing Lana – please let me stay

        Oh alright then – since you asked nicely. Love – admin.

  15. The government had to eventually admit it’s the souf Asian fuckers that are spreading and catching it because they have probably not heard about it and generally do what they want.
    I’m in Aylesbury with a good few souf Asians hopefully they are not going to be doing a Blackburn on me.

  16. for those interested in these things – this seems to be the law in england today:
    see law or fiction website

    the only general restriction remaining in England is not to gather in groups of more than 30

    say no to this tyrrany or queue up for your vaccine … oh, and fascism

  17. Let me get this right…

    Anyone who doesn’t wear a mask in a shop from Friday onwards will get chucked out and/or fined.

    Yet scores of feral screaming unmasked students and soapdodgers were allowed by the dibble to cause mayhem and property damage?

    Fuck right off!

  18. Straight from the government website, exemptions on mask wearing:

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/face-coverings-when-to-wear-one-and-how-to-make-your-own/face-coverings-when-to-wear-one-and-how-to-make-your-own

    You do not need to wear a face covering if you have a legitimate reason not to. This includes:
    young children under the age of 11
    not being able to put on, wear or remove a face covering because of a physical or mental illness or impairment, or disability
    if putting on, wearing or removing a face covering will cause you severe distress
    if you are travelling with or providing assistance to someone who relies on lip reading to communicate
    to avoid harm or injury, or the risk of harm or injury, to yourself or others
    to avoid injury, or to escape a risk of harm, and you do not have a face covering with you
    to eat or drink, but only if you need to
    to take medication
    if a police officer or other official requests you remove your face covering

    So the ‘putting on, wearing or removing a face covering will cause you severe distress’ sounds like my excuse. I wonder how that will wash when I say that?

  19. A quarter of New Delhi population estimated to have been infected with the Rona virus. You might start to think that nature is trying to balance things up a tad.

  20. I will throw the bloody radio out of the workshop if I hear these overused words again today:

    1) Mandatory
    2) The new normal
    3) Face covering
    4) Simple face covering
    5) Mask
    6) “Have to” (e.g. wear a mask in shops)
    7) The Guidance
    8) The science
    9) “Shielding”
    10)Social distancing
    Absolutely pissed off by those words and the wankers who spout them

  21. Any thoughtless entitled fuckwitted mongs who flew to Spain for their ‘holidays’ should not be let back in again.

    … Or they should be shot.

    • I have a degree of sympathy for those who booked before any of this shit kicked off and are faced with going or losing their money.

      The travel companies were running the flights so if you don’t go then you lose because your travel insurance won’t cover you.

      And remember that government did warn when the rules were laid down that restrictions could be imposed at any time with no prior notice as has happened with Spain.

      I’ve had 2 holidays cancelled by the operator but I’ve got one in the UK in August booked last year. I wouldn’t be booking it now but hindsight is a wonderful thing. I also have a river trip booked for the Autumn. It may or may not happen but if I cancel, I will lose thousands…

      • Fully in agreement with your first sentence. But anyone who booked a holiday abroad after this shit kicked off needs to be sectioned.

        • I agree, why after all this shit would you book a holiday to one of these mong holes AFTER being told it’s a shitty idea?

          I do feel for those losing money but not for those bellends who rushed to book when the restrictions were “lifted”

          The deserve all they get.

  22. Is it not time to remove this cretinous cabal from our midst?
    just how much more tyranny do people want to put up with?
    for a global death rate of 0.006 there is NO pandemic whatsoever – this is tyranny
    boris talking of oncoming second wave – he is a fucking loon and in the capture of big pharma – he is NOT in charge of the cuntry or his fucking brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GET RID OF THEM

    • With a bit of luck you’ll be proven wrong when the ventilator tube is rammed down your throat. At least then you won’t be able to talk such bollocks…

  23. Am not a big fan of Boris generally, and his complete lack of joined-up-thinking managing the Covid-19 thing only demonstrates he is either out of his depth and/or listening to the wrong people!

    But looking at the bigger picture, he is not alone in his no-win scenario. Reading some articles on Al Jazeera this morning, would indicate countries across the world that thought they had the virus under control and thus started easing lockdown, are now seeing spikes again, resulting in reversals and more restrictions.

    Brazil, Mexico, the US, Russia, India, Japan, Australia (especially Victoria), France, Italy, South Korea, China et al, have all announced rises in cases after they thought they were on top of things.

    So its not just Boris, but other leaders across the world, who really don’t have any idea how to control this thing once and for all

    • I’d be happy if, just for once, the rules we’re supposed to follow were consistent, made sense and stopped being so fucking contradictory.

    • It always seems to me that it’s easy to spout off when you’re in opposition. Look at the ridiculous policies that the Lib Dems had under Clegg. Then he found himself in government and it all went tits up. Look at their stupid policy to force 0.7% of gdp on foreign aid. Total crap.

      Starmer is the same. Quick to slag off Boris but never actually coming up with a policy or suggesting an alternative. Just like consultants : can tell you when it’s wrong but can’t do it themselves.

      Keir Starmer – the Greta Thunberg of Parliament…

  24. Top 10 areas with highest Coronavirus spikes:

    Blackburn – Labour
    Leicester – Labour
    Rochdale – Labour
    Bradford – Labour
    Luton – Labour
    Kirklees – Labour
    Rotherham – Labour
    Sandwell – Labour
    Calderdale – Labour
    Wakefield – Labour

    Funny that, eh?

  25. 50 million masks that can’t be used in the NHS……… absolute bollocks!!

    What they really mean is they can’t be used on the Covid coal face because they are ear loop types, the masks are as good if not better that the general loose fitting masks used in the general areas of hospitals.

    From what I could see on the news report they were stencilled with FFP2 so should be more than adequate as a general use mask

    And they can sell them to suppliers for resale to Joe public, that should cover the cost!

  26. You when you’ve got a real pandemic? You don’t have to falsifiy death certificates on an industrial scale. Deaths were below the 5 year average until the lockdown. The excess deaths were due to closing the NHS for 3 months, withdrawing GPS and ambulances from care homes, withholding antibiotics from care homes and putting all sick residents on end of life pathways. DNR notices were also placed on the files of all over 60 NHS patients without their consent. Turns out you’re all cunts who bought the Coronahoax, hook, line N sinker. Apart from Lana Del Cunt.

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