We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
…. is a cunt
We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
Emergency cunting for the Scottish Chief Medical Officer Dr Catherine Calderwood please.
She is predicting 40000-50000 cases in Scotland. Fuck off. A country the size of Germany (60m population) has only had 50871 cases as of 27/3/2020. Scotland is tiny – 5.4m. There has been social isolation for a week, only 2 international airports and giants swathes of land between centres of population. I think Nicola Sturgeon is making her look like a right tool by saying shit like that.
This woman is a consultant obstetrician and gynaecologist – a fanny mechanic – by trade. She is either making up these figures or not accepting the evidence of her statisticians.
She isn’t very easy on the eye – in fact she looks like a transvestite dominatrix. I wouldn’t want her to be my doctor. Got back to smoking your pipe Dr Calderwood.
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Grumble! I was hoping by now I’d be busy updating my dead pool nominations every few hours.
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What is it with these mad cunts who are going around coughing on people and saying they’ve got C-19??
Just read a report of some knob in London who did that to a police officer in London. Also some bint In Huddersfield did the same when arrested for being drunk and disorderly. Apparently she also assaulted an emergency services worker.
Why are they not being charged with terrorism offences like people are in the States? We’re deep in the shit, so fuck their ‘human rights’.
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Got people in the country going round offering to get your shopping for you, then they just bugger off with your money.
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Just seen this headline on the al-BBC football page:
Pedro: Chelsea forward says players may need short pre-season after coronavirus
How much training and practice does diving need exactly? In other football news, West Ham have issued a statement saying football is unlikely to be played at the London Stadium for the rest of this season. So, pretty much the same story as the first two thirds of the season then.
See what I did there?
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A Coronavirus Covid 19 cunting for SLY news ……
I’m not going to bang on about this too much as I’m sure everyone at ISAC has been spitting feathers at sky’s coverage, the biased reporting of this pandemic, watching the pig ugly pig ignorant Beth rigbys performance last night at the governments 5pm update was truly fucking jaw dropping , instead of wishing Johnson and his chief medical officer a speedy recovery from Coronavirus she insinuated that maybe they hadn’t followed their own advice?? YOU CUNT RIGBY … , not finished with that later on Twitter she attacked Johnson’s pregnant partner saying she wasn’t particularly smart? RIGBY YOU CUNT!!
At Every Coronavirus update you have the sky journalists asking the most ridiculous questions over and over again In different guises, tonight we’ve had inzaman rashid on sky misrepresenting the U.K. figures in a way that would make even ISAC favourite AC grayling blush…….
FUCK SKY ……….
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well I have sucumbed to the lock down, Key worker status stripped from me (shame) spent yesterday gleefully phoning people up and telling them they were fucked in this apocalyptic new world and that the materials for their patio were non essential so have a good lock down and start wanking like everyone else.
Today I stripped the wallpaper of the hall walls, because it was shit and I do not like it , I then looked at my massed supplies and released I had no PVA or lining paper.
Fortunately chappie across the road is a decorator and has been coughing for some time, so I reckon 3 weeks time he will be dead so I will pop round and get some.
Having watched “when the wind blows” I have a large supply of bin bags, a plastic bucket to shit in but as yet have not unscrewed the doors to make a lean too shelter ( I have only just painted and hung them ) so I am quite savy on these matters.
As for future plans I intend to mow the lawn, But with a twist, Having been subjected to corporal punishment at boarding school I know it will take me some time to cay the lawn at a uniformal height with nail scissors.
Other news, I have discovered that women are able to fall out with each other on “Whats App” I imagine they now say things like “I will never text to her again” and Mrs Fruitbat next-door is still a cunt, she seems to think that the current national emergency has vetoed the “Fuck off and do not talk to me rule” for someone with no friends (real or imagined) she is having a hard time of this isolation business.
So that is the update from Beirut.
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On my days of from working in supermarket, amongst other things, I have been reading books and watching DVDs of ‘how to’ guides.
So far, I have learnt face painting and Irish dancing.
I swear Irish dancing was invented to intimidate the enemy before a battle.
What say you?
P.s thinking of Irish, Father Ted is in my mind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-WRb2u4po
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Just like to say that if I hear the expression, ‘STAY HOME, PROTECT OUR NHS, SAVE LIVES’ one more fucking time, I am going to either headbutt the TV screen, or put my size 7 fluffy slipper through it.
Fuck’s sake!!
If the thick, non-compliant cunts of the UK haven’t copped on by now, they never fucking will.
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If there are any updates I will miss them as I got so fucking fed up with hearing the same 30 seconds of information all day, every day for the last fortnight or more that I now turn over any time any sort of news comes on.
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Moggie, have you a scratching post?
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Of course, also a mouse with a bell in it that terrifies me.
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I would say dog bless you, Moggie, but that might terrify you more than the mouse with the bell inside it.
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Nurse C, make sure you wear your Personal Protection Equipment before headbutting the television.
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Does anyone know anyone with the disease? I do not.
If you do, please say you do.
I’m not going all David Icke, here, it’s just I’m not hearing of anyone I know struck down.
Just let me know if you know anyone with it.
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I’ve heard about other people from other people saying the have it, but when I ask if they have been diagnosed, the answer is always no. So, a cold then….
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I’m guessing it’s probably quite difficult to know anyone who’s definitely got it. Only 19500 are case confirmed and I understand that testing is only being done in hospital and no visitors for confirmed cases (not sue if they tell relatives about positive tests) so that’s about 0.0003% of the population. Globally we’re at 0.0001% and you can bet your bottom dollar that this will be hailed as lockdowns being the reason why.
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Maybe its all a lie, and its just the governments way of fucking us all over in some way.
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Shagga! I spilt my drink when I read that! Haha 😀
The a team of under 5 year olds could beat them.
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I remember that team of 15 year old lads that gave them a drubbing… Fucking clueless uelsess mares… No wimmin at or involved in football… End of…
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Fuckin’ hell, she went down easier than Raheem Sterling!
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This madness from 2015
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oawo_hziiw4
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Ok, I am confused today’s UK Covid 19 Figuer’s 135* recovered.
what is the * bit? * = feeling slightly better today? or * = might make it, but we are on the fence with this one or * = we might be able hide a couple of these in the out break death toll.
( Be nice to the Doctor or you could be a *)
There you go a little thought for the day.
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Normally the beeb are all over the deaths when they’re announced but it was convineintly buried in the updates today as they’d gone down…
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The Beeb is revelling in the apocalypse scenario… The go to griefjacking station since the Dianafication of Britain in 97… Still, it takes their minds off turning a blind eye to peaceful gangs,doing ‘news stories’ on tranny attention whores, making every fucking thing on their channels black, or championing some EU loving English hating millennial pondlife vegan cunt who was born with two twats but no tits…
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Gas the dirty leeching stinking flyblown fucking camelshagger… There’s plenty more where she came from, I am sorry to say….
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Superstores should be equipped with military standard flame throwers… Simply to purposely deal with blagslag filth like that and do them to a fucking bastard crisp…
You know me… Sit on the fence…
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Was wondering when this little cunt would surface.. I might have bloody well known…
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11963898/jesse-lingard-manchester-united-star-on-house-party-learning-to-cook-and-missing-football
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Now we’re at emergency situation DefCon critical, can we finally use the term ‘Virogeddon’?
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Empty trolley.
I’m guessing they pulled her up for making return trips to and from the car?
Wouldn’t surprise me.
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So a supermarket/store update: Sunday 29th March
Visited the local Lidl (for the essentials of beer and more beer), shelves were dripping with bread, eggs, fresh stuff, milk, anything you like including the palladium scarce shittery rolls. There was a sign saying: “Two per customer.” on that aisle only. Tinned stuff looked in good order too.
Then popped into the local Co-op for more essentials (my favourite cider brand, and a bottle of Scotch). Plenty of bread, the fresh stuff was diminished (as they have no delivery of that on Sundays) but everything else looked in good order.
Oh the joys of living in a less “enriched” locale (Durham).
What’s it like in the Londonistab warzone? Are the enrichment mob and “ME! ME! ME!” cunts still behaving like locusts?
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well this is how I am beginning to feel, I have taken lock down seriously and only move at night.
(sounds sinister but there is no one about so it is better)
https://youtu.be/fyvHLU7MXM4
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Coronavirus!
Turns out Covid 19 has incorporated the same mechanism as HIV to attach to human cells. I saw a few alt news sites infer this suggested the virus was genetically engineered.
Now I admit to liking a good conspiracy theory, the best ones take facts and then use them to build a credible if extremely unlikely alternative story.
I dismissed the theory out of hand. Now it’s suggested the virus attacks the male reproductive system. If true I will reconsider the man made theory, a virus that doesn’t kill millions but renders young males unable to reproduce and also reduces testosterone would be ideal for population reduction and subduing the male gender.
Yeah I know very paranoid but it would explain why the governments of he west are reacting like the virus is Ebola like in its danger.
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Can I expect a reduction on the car tax I am paying for my petrol Astra Estate ? You know, now it’s sitting dormant outside the fucking house going bastard nowhere despite the tax being based on emissions..?
And how much of a reduction can I expect on my car insurance, you know, now it’s sitting dormant outside the fucking house going bastard nowhere ?
No, thought not…..
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Bread and gruel only comrades, anything more is reserved for our illustrious leaders https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52090441
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So so typical of council workers and coppers to try and make a power grab at the first opportunity. The clamour from some quarters to get the army on the streets shooting folk want to be careful what they wish for. I sincerely hope this crisis fucks off ASAP because you can bet your bottom dollar the rozzers are going to love spying on us all with drones and getting us to rat on neighbours.
Civil liberties were hard fought for and look how quickly they’ve taken them away, and some folks are loving it.
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A post I wholeheartedly concur with. 👍
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I could have sworn last night I saw something about the number of new cases in the UK slowing but strangely enough I cannot find any mention of it from our beloved national institution the BBCunts. I believe this is also the case in Spain and Italy and I’ve since discovered the USA. All I see from the BBCunts is more doom and gloom and how the UK is descending into a police state. There’s an interesting article on the FT website with a very telling graphic which clearly show the downward trend – here’s a snippet from it and I’ve included a link to the full article:
Every day the Covid-19 virus is infecting an increasing number of people. However, the rate of growth in countries is starting to slow.
Among countries with more than 5,000 cases, this is most visible in Spain, which two weeks ago had a growth rate above 40 per cent per day on average and has seen this number fall to about 15 per cent.
The US continues to see increases above 25 per cent per day, but have fallen from recent highs of nearly 40 per cent.
https://www.ft.com/content/53b57e63-9120-367f-b723-e694ffd28f57
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No mate, I don’t touch any form of social media, only here. I can’t imagine the YouTuber being a bigger cunt than me though!
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I used to post on the BBC HYS stories (not under this moniker) mainly to upset the wokes and have a dig at the BBCunts at every opportunity. However, I happened to post something about Tommy Robinson (I wasn’t even defending him to be honest) and then my posts started mysteriously going into moderation so I stopped. Good to see Big Brother is alive and kicking!
Big brother? You have no idea how heavily moderated this site is, But in a different way we tend to keep the “Woke brigade” the “Looneys” and the “Wankers” out.
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Here’s an image of the graph. If you copy and paste the link into your browser it should work (hopefully!).
https://pixhost.to/show/6/142925704_http___blogs-ft-com_the-world_files_2020_03_20200329-ft-death-rate-slows.png
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There’s an interesting website I use called “Flighradar24”, and it tells me what planes are currently flying overhead. You can zoom in to just the local area, or zoom right out to get a national, European or even Global views of the plane traffic in the skies.
Despite the lockdowns and countries closing borders there seems to be a shitload of planes up there!
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My Flightradar24 has been off the air for a day or so but being a air enthusiast I have an Icom R9500 connected to some heavy duty antennas which allow me to monitor aircraft transmissions both near and far. The upshot is relatively few passenger aircraft but freight stills to be moving . Last week I noticed an upsurge in military helicopter movements; just thought I’d let you know.
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Up in Derbyshire the local Old Bill have decided its a good idea to chuck a load of black dye in local beauty spot “the blue lagoon”. If you or I did that they’d be howling what mindless vandalism it is and wanting to lock folk up, rightly, so why are these cunts free to go around doing as they please? Coppers are supposed to police based on the law not some authority they’ve seen fit to award themselves.
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Yes, an interesting point. The police exist to uphold the law not build careers for some superintendent with one eye on his/her upward path and the other eye focused totally on his/ upward path.
Thousands of old school coppers must be turning in their graves.
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An interesting take on the current situation from Nigel Farage.
https://youtu.be/hVmb51qNthg
He’s absolutely right of course as always, why the fuck is the UK still allowing flights in from China, Tehran and Northern Italy? Priti Patel said no but Boris “shake hands” Johnson overruled.
Where’s the common sense Boris?
Cunt
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Welcome to the future of police state UK
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52095331
Big Brother is watching, and will be even more soon.
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According to GF, the leading spreaders of this shite are in London, Sheffield, Birmingham, Slough, and Derby. Don’t know much about Derby but if it was Bradford instead I may be seeing a pattern. Maybe it’s not so bad after all….
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Derby University has quite a high number of chinky students for its and the city’s size as I understand. There’s also folk from all over place visiting Rolls Royce, plenty of chinks among them.
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I saw some headline saying ethnic groups are disproportionately affected as some find isolation ‘difficult’ and some are living ten to a house. So, if you’re a minority, then you can get away with saying it’s difficult, but it’s ok to chase two people up a mountain with a drone, and humiliate them in the press?
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I’m surprised that the Coronavirus hasn’t been given a British passport, a council house and as much welfare as it can cope with.
Every other rapidly reproducing foreign organism in this green and pleasant land that prevents old folk leaving their homes, destroys the economy and kills the unwary gets all of the above, no questions asked. .
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The French are undoubtedly cunts but at least they prefer other stripey shirted, beret wearing, garlic smelling onion vendors on pushbikes to the peacefuls.
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Sorry, stated a new thread. Silly cunt.
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