We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
…. is a cunt
We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
The telly is fucking shite too. For sports they should replay full cricket matches (test matches from the last decade, not that 20/20 shite). Maybe some old Olympic Games/World Cups coverage from the 70s/80s (the full coverage as it was broadcast). Better than two minutes of highlights of shite which is what they’re doing. Tossers.
Get some decent films, classic shows (Fawlty Towers etc). But no. Let’s put repeats of Loose Wimmins and Ready, Steady, Faggot on all day instead, with lashings of ‘The End is Nigh’ (BBC) in between.
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Apparently Boris will be making an announcement at 8:30 tonight, probably to announce tougher laws on movement and for places not shutting down as told.
This could be something short of martial law, no big surprise given how any fuckwits have ignored social distancing and hoarding.
Give it a week and we’ll have anarchy in the streets. Something the Far Left will be hoping for!
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Of course there will be scores of ‘Me no speaky English but claim every benefit in the book’ cunts clogging up the system and preventing British people from getting what they need.. And that is just plain fucking wrong… The NHS Is overrun as it is due to these bastards… Imagine if every bit of ‘scratch’ these fuckers have claimed or creamed off was used for supplies like bog rolls and other things that are required… Quite simply, we have to look after our own… Most of them have never bothered to be part of things, had no intention of adapting or integrating, and have never bothered to even the language… All they have ever wanted is free money, free housing, free fucking everything… So it’s time this country got its priorities right and they fucked off…
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Most of them have never bothered to be part of things, had no intention of adapting or integrating, and have never bothered to even learn the language…
Fucking true and all… Fuck them…
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Italy is full of planks… All that touchy feely ‘Mama Mia’ stuff has prolonged this thing… Always hugging, kissing cheeks and pinching arses…. Not to mention the overcrowded popefests…
The Krauts may be detached and cold cunts… But it’s paying dividends for them right now…
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Oh yeah… Where are the right on virtue signaling couple of the year right now?
Just what have Harry of Hewitt and Meghan Markle Fucking Ono Of Sussex said or done about this? Fuck all….
Not Grenfell, you see… Not enough downtrodden dark types to make Markle Ono look good or get publicity… The fake fucking slag…
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The way to sort this shit is declare martial law, shoot a few rioters,and watch the rest melt away.
Send in the fucking Para’s, they won’t take any shit.
This country has been too soft for too long.
Good afternoon.
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I am in total house arrest now, cunters, The Gestapo…..sorry, I meant my sister, has told me that I must not leave home to do the big shop for my parents as I could ‘bring back the lurgy to them because of all of these fucking idiots out there’ (her words). She has taken over shopping duties and will leave our food and shit on the doorstep.
Deep, deep joy.
My head is wrecked already. Mum and Dad are currently bickering over how to clear the data on the fucking exercise bike screen.
Mum (and I quote): ‘How am I supposed to know how many fucking minutes I’ve done’?
SHOOT ME NOW.
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Not sure a shit on the doorstep will help matters.
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If food supplies get any more difficult to get, shit on the doorstep might be what we are reduced to……so it may have its benefits!
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My reply to the following statement (Mr Johnson ordered people to only leave their homes to shop for basic necessities “as infrequently as possible”) in a local paper: How the hell can you shop ‘infrequently’ when you have to go every day to see if you can get what you need? I’ve been trying to get a tube of tomato puree for over a fortnight, it’s easier to buy uranium. Asda are shut for 12 hours a night to restock, apparently. When my wife went in at just after 8am on Saturday the shelves were almost empty so what, precisely, was being restocked? It certainly wasn’t food.
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Totally agree with you, moggie.
I am having to amend our online Tesco order daily as things are constantly out of stock after having been in stock when I ordered. It’s pathetic. I went out last week to shop and had to go to three different places to get things we needed – basic things. I don’t understand how they are restocking either. My sister went when the doors opened at the weekend and there were a ton of empty shelves. This online ordering is unworkable. Three weeks to even stand a chance of getting a delivery slot. People cannot wait three weeks. They cannot cater for demand but discourage people from going out to shop.
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There are no delivery or collection slots in my area for the foreseeable future. There is nothing on the shelves when you go grocery shopping.
Unless something is done I predict burglary and rioting.
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Ventured forth today really expecting shelves to be bare. Skipped the larger supermarkets & tried the local small Morrisons which I don’t usually bother with.
Pleasantly surprised to find plenty of fresh bread & milk in store…no Paracetamol or bog roll obviously but I wasn’t expecting there to be much of anything. Loads of fresh chilled meats etc on the shelves.
What was strange was the limits on items. Of course they limit you to 2 toilet rolls etc (not that you’re gonna find one!). Picked up 2 pkts of Bacon (2 for £x) and 2 gammon steaks (2 for £x offer) – told at the till I could only have 3 meat items. What was riddiculous was there were loads on the shelves fast approaching sell by date, & I overheard staff moaning that they’d had a load more delivered & had binned loads past date, as it wasn’t shifting.
They’d also had a shit load of fresh cream cakes, deserts & stuff delivered which had them scratching their heads.
All tinned food & long life dried meals stripped bare. Filled the entrance with Kellogs cereal at £4 a box as all the cheap ownbrand stuff had sold out. At £4 a box for cornflakes they can fucking keep it.
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I find myself in a position where I am having to talk to “Grown ups like children” as a supplier we supply the NHS and various government departments materials we also supply builders and after a brainwave by the management actively targeted the general public.
With the current issue the company is scaling back operations to key customers (the above – Joe public) but still the fucking on line ordering shit is going on, the cunts can not come in so “let us order on line”.
I have had to explain to a couple of people that they will not be getting their floor sander, or cuprinol to do the shed because it is Non essential! I will not put my staff at risk (fucker is on maternity leave so does not count) to help them sand their floor, if they have a power cut or are flooded I am more than happy to send out generators or pumps but I am not going to risk staff for a jolly.
Reminds me some cunt phoned in today to see if they could continue using equipment if we could not collect it, the answer was yes but you still pay chancing cunt the kit has geolocation trackers on it so we know when you are using it tempted to kill it remotely
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People are such fucking morons, LB. What kind of message do they need to get a clue here? Semaphore? Smoke signals? Maybe Morse code.
FUCKTARDS.
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If you don’t mind your piss hitting boiling point Nurse, switch over to the “lockdown” thread and read mine and DCI’s comments!
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Fuck’s sake, Bertie! My piss is indeed nuclear now!
I can’t believe that knob is back again. Fair play to you both for challenging the cunt. I have left a fruity response of my own now.
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Celebrity Coronavirus updates
A self important, ‘it’s all about me’ cunting to the world of celebrity during the apocalypse.
Despite the rest of us worrying about our loved ones, jobs, homes and sanity, these fuckers just can’t handle not being the centre of attention for 5 minutes.
We then get ‘treated’ to their ‘self-isolating’ videos. Some worrying that they or a family member has got a cough/loss of smell (Lineker). Others tell us how to manage our mental health (Stephen Fry).
Well you bellends, it’s easier to manage your mental state throughout this with £20 million in the bank, isn’t it? Not so much when you’re living month to month or can last about 2 or 3 months more of this before losing your business.
I’m not saying celebs don’t have a right to be concerned. They are humans and have families too. However, they do not have the financial or career worries that the rest of us have.
Therefore, these cunts need to keep their gobs shut during this bollocks (well, perhaps apart from Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has produced some amusing videos). It’s as if these self entitled cunts think they have a duty to ‘inform’ us. We’ve got more problems thanks, so unless you can come up with a vaccine, stick your attention seeking attitudes up your arses.
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That was supposed be be a nom. Sorry for being a thick cunt
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Greta Nuremberg now says she ‘thinks’ she had the virus and has now recovered…
In other words, a blatant fucking lie and a publicity stunt… The shameless little shit…
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The chancellor might making an announcement today regarding support for the SE.
If the Telegraph link is to be believed (it’s behind a paywall mind), he only intends to give support to just 1.7m of the 5m SE out there because he believes working out who to give support to is far more complicated than that for PAYEs who will get subsidised by the government by 80% of their wages for however long it takes.
He is worried that any form of bailout for the SE will not go to those in most need; and that trying to prove how much a SE person earns is open to fraud and “robust accounting”
So in other words if you’re SE and you’re not a deserving case (despite paying tax etc for years on end), you might find yourself out of pocket!
But you can guarantee when all this shit is over and the final bill comes in, you’ll be asked to pay more tax to bail out the fucking country!
we shall see if this report is true later today
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/25/chancellor-help-one-three-self-employed-people-amid-pushback/
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Unfortunately he has a point. Some, not all (and i stress that before somebody jumps on me for tarring all hardworking self employed people with the same brush), SE have been fiddling the tax system for years, not declaring cash jobs etc. And subbies in the building trade are well known for being creative in terms of their expenses (often with the support of dodgy accountants) to maximise refunds under CIS.
As this has fallen at the end of the tax year a system for the SE is open to much more abuse by people over-inflating their income, not declaring expenses to maximise their entitlement.
I’m not sure what the answer is and I empathise with SE people but even the scheme for the employed isn’t going to be up and running until the end of April as I understand, with employers expected to pay wages as normal until then, by which time many will have already gone to the wall.
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I think you’ll find a few ‘taxi drivers’ and ‘fast food owners’ suddenly having their best year ever after years of earning £50 a week. Now they’ll be suddenly earning the amount needed to get the biggest payouts.
It’s going to be a tough one to sort out.
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Peaceful Taxi drivers and takeaway owners have been pulling this stunt for years and it’s well known to HMRC, they just don’t bother challenging it so as not to be perceived as racist.
I anticipate any scheme for the self employed will be based on the tax year to 5 April 2019 to prevent any further cheating of the system but these days who knows.
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It’s all about supply and demand.
You can throw money at supply all you want but if demand is continually outracing supply it’s pointless.
We have to reduce the demand side.
The UK’s native population is shrinking, so I wonder what possible reason could be driving this continuing demand?
Oh, that’s right, old people… (lies)
Cunts!
https://youtu.be/oahuf9Zcs3I
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Is the NHS ever not at full stretch? And in some respects shouldn’t that always be the case? We can’t throw money at it to the point it’s always geared up for a crisis like this.
That said, IMO, much panic etc. is because this is “new” I’m yet to see any definitive evidence that this is significantly more dangerous than influenza for the general populace. If you’re willing to look there’s plenty of evidence out there to support that being the case by some of the highest regarded people in the field of virology, epidemiology supported by statistics.
As you rightly point out the effects of lock-down may far end up outstripping the benefits. Here we’re likley to see deaths from other illnesses as a consequence of both lockdown and cancelling other treatments. Further afield take India as an example, 10’s of millions of day workers who now have zero means of earning an income rightly concerned that they’re more likley to starve than die of coronavirus.
I don’t have the answers, nor do I claim to but we can’t put the world on hold indefinitely because the consequences of doing will, again in my opinion, mean much greater horrors lie ahead.
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The main problem with Coronavirus, compared to seasonal flu, is that there is no vaccine.
Even with a vaccine, seasonal flu still kills on average around 17,000* cunts a year in England alone.
Dog knows what Coronavirus will end up doing.
*This ranged from 28,330 deaths in 2014/15 to 1,692 deaths last season, 2018/19
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As I understand it with regard to flu vaccine it doesn’t protect against all flu, they just take a best guess at to what strains are likely to be floating around based on previous years and other parts of the world.
It’s also worth noting that most patients aren’t routinely tested to see if they have flu who die of respiratory or indeed any other illness. SO this insist recorded as cause of death, compare that with Covid 19 as highlighted by Dr John Lee, in his words not mine in an article in the spectator this week.
“In the current climate, anyone with a positive test for Covid-19 will certainly be known to clinical staff looking after them: if any of these patients dies, staff will have to record the Covid-19 designation on the death certificate — contrary to usual practice for most infections of this kind. There is a big difference between Covid-19 causing death, and Covid-19 being found in someone who died of other causes. Making Covid-19 notifiable might give the appearance of it causing increasing numbers of deaths, whether this is true or not. It might appear far more of a killer than flu, simply because of the way deaths are recorded.”
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Bearing in mind their track record to date, they’re probably just eating anybody that’s infected, with the added benefit that the fever means they’re already half-cooked.
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Bearing in mind their track record to date, they’re probably just eating anybody that’s infected, with the added benefit that the fever means they’re already half-cooked.
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Idris Elba is a boring, dull, fucking cunt. As the msn await for his next bollox statement about his “positive” test. (Doubt it!) I just want to send the cunt to Nekker islands to wait out the Chinese bat fuck flu with Branson, and then bomb it to oblivion. We need a china flu wish list.?
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What an image. Reminds me of 28 Days Later.
“In February a Chinese scientist announced the true cause of the spread of coronavirus, who broke cover and said the outbreak started in a science laboratory in Wuhan yards away from a wet market. A scientist told how a sick bat attacked the researchers and bled on them and urinated on another, they were then forced to quarantine themselves for 14 days.”
Source: https://londonlovesbusiness.com/scientist-says-covid-19-is-man-made-and-was-released-from-wuhan-lab/
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That is an act of war, surely?…
If we can’t (or won’t) nuke the fuck out of these bastards, they should be slapped with the biggest compensation lawsuit of all fucking time… We should ruin the cunts in some way….
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What if they accidentally on purpose release more viruses? Can’t win!!!
Nuclear bombs tend to sterilize large areas.
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We should follow the example of the froggies, and guillotine the cunts… Hard to gob and cough at people with no fucking head, eh?…
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China is definitely under-reporting its toll. You can add three noughts to the end, and they’ll just claim it was mis-reporting in these ‘unprecedented times’.
Likewise Germany, Merkel trying to convince us that it’s so much more under control there than in France, Spain and Italy. Fuck off Merkel, Mutti of all migrants, that’s a whole lot of ‘shaking’ going on.
Ah Germany, the centre of the EU and the open borders project. The EU, which was thwarted at the end of last year/beginning of this year in using the UK as chief pet in the globalist agenda.
Now look who’s suffering most in the ‘pandemic’ – the main EU CUNTries, with the notable exception of GERMany.
What’s that $oro$? Why yes, that’s a good idea actually, maybe once this is all blown over, the ravaged West will need to be bailed out with globalist, cultural marxist money. Oh no, we don’t believe for one minute that this was concocted all along between you, China and Iran, and the DEMONIC-RATS as an infuriated last-ditch attempt to conquer populism. The West now living under literally Police State control, despite the fractional mortality rate, oh that’s just coincidence.
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Remember the Chinese government calling everyone racist for suggesting banning Chinese visitors when the outbreak finally became public?
Well, of course, they’ve now banned foreign visitors due to them infecting the entire fucking planet. Not racist, of course. Just common sense when they do it.
Seriously, I feel so strongly about this, that I will only give my vote to a party from now on that will punish the Chinese government for what it has done. I couldn’t give two shits how it will affect our economy. And the Huawei deal? Gone. Our debt to them? Written off. If Winnie the Pooh isn’t happy, he can have a few nukes on Beijing if he prefers? Yeah, fuck it if it affects our GDP, not trading with them. But fuck it, because nothing could be worse than this.
I want us to ban all Chinese nationals from entering the UK, and not only that, ban anyone who has a China stamp in their passport from a set date (now preferably).
It won’t 100% guarantee we don’t get their next fucking disease (because believe me, there will be one). You could visit, say, Japan and if Japan haven’t banned the Chinese…you get my drift. So perhaps we should also ban UK entry to any country allowing it’s citizens entry to China too? Actually, that would do it.
There is no fucking way we can risk this again. I do not want to hear our pissy little politicos and MSM crying ‘wayciss’ over such suggestions (and they will be many once the dust settles).
Because hand wringing and ‘let’s hug a Chinese’ will be the end of us. Rant over.
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We’d also need to ban our own nationals from going to China. And also ban them from entering countries that allow the Chinese in.
Tough measures, but fuck it. There is no choice.
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But I want to go to japan, indonesia and the philippines…
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Can we still have a chunky meal on a saturday night?
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When all this is over and a sense of normality has returned (even though we’re going to saddled with debt and massive tax hikes for years), I hope there’s a true sense of perspective at long last when it comes to the obscene wages celebs and especially footballers “earn” for doing something that I can only say is completely trivial in the great scheme of things.
My ire is more aimed at all those cunts at Premier League clubs on obscene wages – with one in particular, Odion Ighalo, who plays for Man U, being offered £400,000 PER FUCKING WEEK!
Compare and contrast that to all the “key workers” of this country, the “common little people” earning a mere fraction of that £400k in an entire decade of dedication and duty to their work. The NHS staff are a given, but let’s not forget the utility services, the food distribution network, the emergency services, health care workers, social services, ordinary volunteers etc. All of them going the extra mile to keep the country safe while making their own personal sacrifices.
The Premier League can well and truly fuck itself. As can all those shite celeb shows like Big Brother and I’m a celeb. Having to watch and listen to some twat moan about something or other while getting paid £100k to appear in the show, will hopefully create enough outcry that this kind of shit will be banished forever.
Perspective – should be the new byword when this is over with.
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Which is why more and more people will sign up to IPTV providers, offering channels from all over the world, including all their sports and box office channels for under a tenner a month.
But of course, I would no nothing of such things…
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‘know’ not ‘no’.
Fucking retard.
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He’s from Barcelona
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In other news I hear that in the UK, a charity is going to see if dogs can sniff out people with the Chinese flu. They can already sniff out some cancers and malaria. If they can, imagine the scene in the supermarket if one of these dogs comes up to someone, sits and and starts barking. The scramble to get away from the poor cunt would be a sight to behold.
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Corbyn probably thinks this can continue for ever. Nobody is asking the important questions.
1. When will the money run out?
2. When will the supply chains for food and medicine run out?
Supply is only finite during a lock downed economy.
I’m not suggesting everyone ignores advice and goes outside yet. We’ve got to ‘flatten the curve’ and make it so the NHS can cope with the numbers. Obviously, taking care of those most at risk is important. Social distancing etc? All for it.
But at some point, the money will run out and we’ll fucking starve to death instead. How many months? God knows, but I’d be surprised if we could keep this up for more than a year.
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with the lock down of pubs our “Local” traveling population has taken advantage of the empty car parks and popped in for a few free drink’s (they are looting the area)
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/gallery/forest-inn-farnham-completely-trashed-17980318
such nice people, roll on martial law.
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Never fear: the delicate Libtards will accuse the owner of being a bigot and racist for automatically assuming it was those loveable but misunderstood “traveller rogues”
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Nice to know that the Boy Harry and his attention-seeking tart, Meghan have pitched camp and fucked off out of Canada to live in Hollywood!
Am surprised Harry didn’t see this coming months ago – he’s been well and truly pussy-whipped by this calculating hag, who now has completed her scheming circle of deception and cuntitude by returning to her familiar roots of celebs and lots and lots of attention.
I would of course laugh my bollocks off if either of these fuckwits ended up with C19 and popped their fucking clogs because of it.
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Fucking hell.
I’ve just seen on the news that some cunt from George Washington Uni in the States has produced a video showing how Coronavirus attacks and destroys the lungs.
Now isn’t that just the kind of thing to cheer us all up and help morale at this time?
And I bet the cunt actually thinks he’s being helpful…
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He should caveat it with, ‘But this only happens in about 2% of cases at most.’
German testing is showing that it may be as small as under 0.5% too. Perhaps even less.
But it’s now turned into a guaranteed death sentence for everyone. Mind you, I wouldn’t want to take my chances. A 100-1 or 200-1 chance of death in the next week or two isn’t something I’d be laughing about.
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It’s ok Ron, we have TV to calm our fears during lockdown. Last nights fare on ITV2? Contagion, a real feel good film about a lethal virus. Cunts.
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I saw that being punted Gutstick, and fucking couldn’t believe it. What brainless shithead thought THAT was a good idea?
Unbelieveable!!!!!!!!
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Good film. Maybe a bad choice at this point, howevergit does show how effective isolation is, how fast things spread and how a vaccine/cure is made.
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After 9/11, networks discreetly avoiding showings of The Towering Inferno.
Mind you, that was 20 years ago. The world – sorry, rather, the globalist plot – has moved on significantly. So of course fare like Contagion will now be scheduled round the clock to keep up THE FEAR and remind us to CONFORM.
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They should just livestream from an NHS intensive care unit. Full face close up of somebody on a ventilator.
Fucking cunts. Unbelievable.
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Maybe it’s the only way to get through to some of the brainless cunts that are putting us all at risk…
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Maybe a good time to reflect that percentages like that are best ignored. After all the odds on winning the lottery are astronomically small, but people still win it.
A death rate of 1% is of no consequence if you’re one of the 1%…
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For every one that wins the lottery, there are millions that don’t.
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I would love to know the eff-nick breakdown of the cunts who are coughing/spitting at our service people (or threatening to do so), when being challenged about why they’re pissing about when we’re on an effective lock-down.
I’m sticking my finger in the air here, but I bet the breakdown shows a significantly higher proportion of offenders in the 13% (allegedly – it’s much higher than that) BAME group than not.
One looked like Diane Abbott’s Ghanaian counterpart (in the full colour ensemble) projectile coughing towards some of the Met’s finest, intermingled with whatever guttural noises pass for a language in that shithole!
My advice to HM Govt is: DEPORT! DEPORT!
Come on Priti, fuck ’em off!
Utter, utter, CUNTS!
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Would you Adam an’ Eve it?
Some cunts are moaning because the PM got a coronavirus test!!
What on earth’s up with these wankers? The news says that he displayed symptoms, and was told to test by Professor Chris Whitty. Hasn’t the bloke got enough on his shoulders already without these arseholes having a pop at him? We need him sorted and fit again asap.
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Well said. But Jugears didn’t need testing to be fair…
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Is it just me, or was there no announcement that shops would be implementing this queuing system from today? I was in Sainsbury’s last night at 5, all normal access, there was nothing in the news overnight or early this morning as far as I saw, to say it was coming in, then colleagues are telling me this morning about having to wait in a patrolled queue for entry. I’ve just experienced it for myself now – yellow and red hazard tape (FEAR FEAR FEAR!!!!) ‘boxes’ for one person at a time to stand in, spaced 6 feet apart of course, and all on the floor in the shop around the areas to keep in and out of – including more 6ft ‘boxes’ to the tills.
I am just flabbergasted that it went from normality last night to this this morning. So when was it all done? Staff must have been working through the night to get it put in place.
And let’s not mention the London small shop owner who used her initiative by making some boxes outside her shop with CHALK – and was fined on the spot by Plod for ‘criminal damage’. In other oh so hilarious sign of the times news, a colleague was actually questioned this morning by a Plod about why she was going in a shop and if she needed to.
Don’t go out or you’ll die. Don’t go out or you’ll be arrested. Don’t drive your car or you’ll be stopped. Don’t go to the shop unless you’re prepared to be literally guided around and have to wait ages to pay. Stay in an consume even more than ever of what we are giving you to watch, play and listen to. Save central governments shit tuns of moolah on unused infrastructure. Lose your job and not be able to get another one because no-one can hold interviews. Don’t visit the elderly, they’ll die soon enough and they keep voting the wrong way – not that there’ll be any elections to vote in any time soon.
Don’t kid yourself folks. Now that this level of control has been installed, so easily and with no resistance, there will NEVER be a ‘return to normal’. Game, set and match to the globalists. Everything they tried with Trump and Brexit failed, so they had their last-resort fucking big gun of a secret weapon on hold until it was absolutely necessary to press the nuclear button.
To quote MSNBC’s psychotic rug-muncher Rachel Madcow on Trump’s victory. Enjoy your life folks. This is it. This is us now.
Attention! Your attention please!… I am authorised to say that the action we are now reporting, may well bring the Virus within measurable distance of its end!
Here is the newsflash!
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No but what fucked me off about Sainsburger’s was that on Monday, on the day of the “lock down” announcement, I decided I would go there as late as possible in order to avoid the shelf strippers because I didn’t need any food. All I need was shit like clothes washing liquid, mouthwash, tin foil, and the like.
So I check the Sainsburger’s t’interweb site at 9pm: “XYZ Store Open 8am -10pm.” Magic.
So off I trot arriving at 9.15pm to closed doors and with the unsold Mother’s Day flowers being used as an impromptu blockade on the inside of the doors.
Some blokey rocks up in his car and gets out in Sainsbo’s attire…
” ‘Scuse me mate? Aren’t you open until 10pm?”
“I dunno. It’s the first I know of it bud. I’m on night-shift. Hang on, let me have a word.”
Presently Napoleon appears: “We’re closing at 8pm now!”
“Since when?”
“Today! It’s on the notice here on the door: from now on we will be open 8am to 8pm Mon-Sat until further notice and to provide priority access to foodstuffs.”
“Unfortunately – MATE – I can’t see that A4 piece of paper from MY house! Oh, and if you’re going to do something like this, at least have the decency to update your website FIRST!” – was going to stick a “cunt” on the end of that statement (snarky little cunt deserved it) but you know these officious twats (loving his minutiae of meaningless power during a national emergency), I’d probably be barred from going in after that!
Needless to say, the following morning the website had been updated to show 8am-8pm for my store. Which was of huge personal relief…
Cunts!
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Strangely I read as this on their web site two days ago. Perhaps your browser has entered the Twilight Zone….
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Two days ago – based on your post daye – was Thursday 26th.
I was there Monday 23rd – the day of the lockdown.
The site was updated sometime between 9pm Monday 23rd and 8am Tuesday 24th.
That was my point.
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Nobody said anything about it coming. But at least they aren’t taking your temperature before letting you in a shop like they do in Wuhan, well for now.
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Day 5 of quarantine. Finished watching everything on Pornhub. Will make a start on Xhamster shortly.
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Comforting to know that the type of Covid19 which has (allegedly but handily for the narrative) locked on to Prince Jugears and PM Bozzer is the nice safe, cuddly strain, unlike the terminal strain that us plebs are certain to get, if we continue misbehaving…
Please listen attentively to the media, continue to shit yourself and do as you’re fucking well told.
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I’ve been mulling this over for several days now and am intermittently incredulous or shit scared as I am mildly asthmatic. There are numerous conspiracy theories,
The chin keys, the Russians off the coast, the economic cost of wrinklies, etc etc .
What, however, has just dawned on me is that this is a modern day version of religion whereby, if you do not conform, you will be smitten down, although even if you do you may be smitten anyway. Oddly enough it was a Marxist dictat that stated that religion is the opiate of the masses but paradoxically it seems that potentially the modern adherents of this discredited dogma may well be the instigators of a new religion. The control of the population has always been the dream of megalomaniacs and in the modern world has always seemed impossible, although with the rise of social meeja and brain dead tv, not to mention the BBC, perhaps the time has finally arrived? The immutable law of living is that we will all eventually die at some point, possibly by means of something nasty, the promotion and amplification of this for political reasons is both unpleasant and worrying, as is the the imposed segregation of families which smells of something far far more sinister. Apologies for the rant fellows cunters but I am currently massively fucked off with the situation and suspect that things will have to either ease off fairly quickly or turn even uglier than the Flabbott, and that will not be good.
Thanks for your indulgence.
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This is the Brave New World. Things ‘back to normal’ will become by April, then by May, then by May 2021… The mechanism to not question AUTHORITY or transgress in any other way has been installed, without so much as a whimper from the proletariat, so anyone who thinks there is any going back from this, well, best of British. We’ll see. At least I can wipe my arse for the next couple of weeks.
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Since there’s basically nowhere to go, I might just not bother wiping my arse and save my paper.
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