Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A rough idea what is going on.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

972 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. Pakistani cunts
    So you live in England as a colonist and celebrate Pakistani independence with a mass party including attacking the old Bill. This is exactly what C1800 British would have done in Pre Raj India. The fuckers are colonists and the indigenous population has every right to drive the fuckers into the sea.

    Nominated by: Smug cunt

  2. Hello cunters. Been a while.

    Hope everyone is doing ok during the COVID-1984 scamdemic.

    I’ve been WFH and have been on a corporate t’interweb link I don’t trust.

    Back to normal now as the cunts have made me (along with many others) redundant.

    This in light of them making a small mint (courtesy of our lockdown efforts) during the plandemic.

    Ah well, fuck it.

    Here’s to cunting!

    • Sorry to hear about your job, go round with matches and make management unemployed as well, the bastards. See how they like it. You know you’re always welcome here.

  3. See link below to U.K. Government website asking for your views on Covid vaccine roll out. You have until 18th September to participate.

    https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/distributing-vaccines-and-treatments-for-covid-19-and-flu

    They say on the site Covid is the biggest threat to the UK! Er no it isn’t,

    I’ve already told them you don’t know the long term side effects of your vaccine and healthy people don’t need it so don’t be making it mandatory for everyone.

    • FFS, the vaccine hasn’t even been developed yet, let alone gone through the subsequent testing regime! Why you believe the Covid vaccine will be the exception re long term side effects compared to the many other vaccines we have benefited from over the past 100 years plus, Dog only knows.

      • I read somewhere that one possible side effect might be erectile disfunction aka the droop.
        What if it’s all a deep state plot to reduce population numbers drastically?
        Conspiracy theory!!

      • If Ron gets droop and you grow another head then you’ll have to put in a claim into the UK vaccine damage payment scheme – see https://www.gov.uk/vaccine-damage-payment. Given that such a scheme exists, why wouldn’t I be fearful?!

        Moreover the scheme seems to be limited to £120,000. The consultation I mentioned in my previous post is asking the public what they think, amongst other points, about the UK bringing into law the fact that you won’t be able to sue the manufacturers if the worst happens.

        • I don’t know where you get the idea I might grow another head as a result of having a Covid vaccine. On the other hand there is more than enough evidence I could suffer severely or even die if I contract the virus.

          As for the droop, there is evidence that if you catch Covid it can have a negative impact male fertility, so all the more reason to have the vaccination when it becomes available.

          In my life I have received vaccinations for Smallpox, Diptheria, Polio, Tetanus, and Flu (yearly since turning 65). At no point have I experienced any side effects, let alone grow extra heads.

          Diseases like these were no joke, ask Ian Dury (yes, I know he’s dead) who missed out on the Polio vaccination by just 5 years.

          As for the ‘UK vaccine damage payment scheme’, that applies to all vaccines as recommended by the Government. It’s designed to bolster patient confidence and trust in their doctor’s advice, and that of other medical professionals.

          • Afternoon Ruff one.
            🎶 Hit me with your rhythm stick. 🎶
            One of the most underrated singers of my time. I find myself in complete accord with your views on vaccination.
            You are wise beyond your years.

          • No you’re not getting 2 heads but you might be one of the 805 cases who died or were damaged from a vaccine in the last 10 years in the U.K. No drug is 100% but usually the benefits outweigh the risks.

            I’m not disputing vaccines have been beneficial. Just worried that we might face mandatory vaccinations with limits on work or travel unless we are vaccinated.

            Certainly the 70 plus group are most at risk with this disease so I can see why you don’t want Covid.

            Ireland already have a phone app in preparation so users can show their vaccine status before travel and at work. Seems very controlling considering the excess deaths aren’t high and most cases clear up quickly e.g. Tom Hanks!

            Anyway, I see Oxford’s monkey based vaccine has gone on pause after an older trial volunteer got a severe reaction. We might never get a vaccine…

    • I don’t think they’ll let a little thing like the Nuremburg Code get in their way. They’ll just change the law or do what they like. Next step is being carted off to a quarantine centre for being a dissident where they’ll test you and they’ll say you have Coronavirus. This shit is legal in Ireland – they’ve even passed a law to take children away from their family if that family doesn’t have room in their house/apartment for an infected child to quarantine with their own bathroom and bedroom. Can you believe that? Ireland with 1777 deaths that they have amended down to 650 in a population of 5 million.

      I woke up today to news of lockdowns in the north. I’m so angry about this manufactured casedemic. They’re getting blatant with their bs now. There’s nothing I can do or say to stop this. They might as well just put a bullet to my head right now because they are killing us slowly anyway.

  4. “There were 3,991 coronavirus cases in the last 24 hours, the highest since the start of May. A further 20 people have died with the illness.”
    The Spectator online, 16 September 2020.
    Not OF but WITH.
    They may have died with acne, a stubbed toe or toothache but that didn’t kill them.
    Shit posting in the media, project Fear, project bullshit.
    If you’re that scared stsy under the bed and shit yourself to death, I’m not wearing a mask. Bollocks.
    Pussy nation of obedient slaves and morons.

    • Damn right. This is a blatant manufactured casedemic and deaths have flatlined. The PCR test are a load shit and our behaviour is being modified off the back of this crap.

      Mark this day, 18th September 2020 and see if in two weeks we have had hospitals overwhelmed and deaths by the thousands.

  5. Our economy is ruined thanks to SAGE and Professor the Messer.Utter twats.Copy Sweden as they are here community.Let us carry on.Are we children Boris?They want us to continue this shit for another 7 months.Are they taking the piss?I see riots ahead.

  6. Lockdown for pubs bars and restaurants 10pm now.Our country is finished.Sweden are coping.Sack them all off.Utter shites.Contempt for ordinary workers.Them and us.

  7. The people who have had a 6 month “Jolly Holiday” and have spent their time and money getting pissed and their landlords/mortgage lender / gas & electric providers, etc. have given them a “payment holiday”.

    What a lot of these fuck knuckles don’t seem to realise is that when its time to pay up, all of these companies will probably want 6 months worth of rent/mortgage payments etc. in one instalment.

    But that particular penny hasn’t dropped yet has it??
    No of course it hasn’t.

    Be interesting to see what happens from October to January won’t it.
    Unless its all turned into Escape from New York or V for Vendetta by that point.

    .

  8. I’m sure most of you have already come to hear, but it turns out that Patrick Vallance, whilst appointed to advise and essentially declare the country’s action plan in response to the flu, has just been revealed to also be a massive shareholder in a leading pharmaceuticals company and as having just sold off over £5million worth of shares in that company just before being appointed to his government advisor position.

    I’m sure that it’s all completely coincidental though.

    • There’s certainly no vested interest in producing mass public fear by inflating infection and death figures whilst pushing ever further to a mass or even mandatory vaccination that his shareholding company would inevitably produce.

      Conflict of interest? Perish the thought.

  9. Boris can shove his new rules right up his fat fucking ass.

    I’m sick of this rotund dictator giving in to his terror of the Flu Manchu, caused by him having had it himself.

    He certainly isn’t acting on good scientific advice, because Patrick Vallance has 600,000 shares in GlaxoSmithKlein, from when he was president of that company, and another scientist was recently exposed as having £750,000 in shares with another pharmaceutical company. And Witty is just a miserable twat.
    Other scientists are now saying that the three month lockdown we endured (which we were told would only last for three weeks) did absolutely fuck all to combat the virus.

    Nor does the curfew, other than provide employment to nosey cunts with a penchant for breaching people’s human rights by peering through their letterboxes. If they tried that shit at my gaff, I’d fucking spray them with bleach. How am I to know that the prick peering my letterbox isn’t some perv, or a burglar?

    This is about control, and I’m fucking done with it. I spent over twenty years being a good boy and obeying orders. Those days are over. Fuck your rules Johnson.

    Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

    • You’ll follow orders from the Boris Bunker and fucking like it or the Covid Marshalls and Obersturmbannführer Hancock will make you wear your balls for earings.

  10. Seems Steptoe and BlowJob Boris’s dad have been “snitched” for breaking the latest rules and regs.

    BJ’s dad was in a shop sans mask; and Steptoe was at a dinner party in a group of 8.

    They’ve both apologised and the police would be taking “appropriate action” (In other words, fuck all given who they are!)

    Of course their respective supporters are defending their actions as “being not fully up to speed with the new rules”.

    Oh and let’s not forget that Piers Corbyn was fined £10k for attending an anti-lockdown rally in August.

    People still keep on banging on about Cummings going native, but barely murmur regarding Steptoe and his bro.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/10/01/stanley-johnson-jeremy-corbyn-apologise-pictured-breaking-coronavirus/

  11. Seems SNP MP and chief fuckwit and critic of Dominic Cummings, Margaret Ferrier, has confessed to travelling to Parliament from Scotland carrying covid symptoms before testing positive and fucking off back to Jockland!

    She has apologised and hopes her fuck up will get brushed under the carpet.

    She was one of the first critics of Cummings when he drove up North when he shouldn’t have. She even demanded his resignation for such a dangerous and glaring error of judgement.

    Well the shoe is well and truly on the other fucking foot. And what makes her case even more untenable is Cummings drove up north in his own car, while she travelled to London by train, placing many passengers at risk.

    Needless to say there are calls for her to resign.

    The silence from her and Jimmy Krankie is well and truly deafening!

      • One minute after I posted this Fox news reported live that President Trump and the First Lady have both tested positive for Covid-19.

        I wish them a speedy recovery. I can’t imagine what will happen next.

  12. This might seem a little odd, but frankly I’m really looking forward to a Covid Christmas. Peace and quiet, no parties, no chuggers on the street, no chuggers knocking on the door demanding money, no enforced jolity, no Christmas shopping, no muzak.

    It’s going to be fucking wonderful. Can we do it every year please?

  13. Check Revelations 13 : 17. “No man will be able to buy or sell without the mark. The mark is the name / number of the beast” .

    Now check out Bill Gates’ patent for the wonderful chips we will all be fitted with. Patent No. 2020 060606.

    Not worrying at all, is it?

  14. Let’s have a cross cunting, Covid / BLM update.

    This week it’s none other than the sainted former FLOTUS Herself, Michelle “Moochie” Obama. In this mercifully short (edited) video the she-rilla explains to us why (the) Covid (part of this cunting) is not only deadlier than all of America’s post WWII wars but that every single Covid death can be directly attributed to Donald Trump.

    (For the BLM part of the cunting) The cuntpanzie then goes on to say, research shows there are virtually no riots and no violence in America today. And to say that there is, is “patently false, morally wrong and…yes racist.”

    She then implores us all to search our hearts and vote for the Old Hair Sniffer, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden.

    So have a look for yourself. This edited video is brought to you by none other than your own vile and detested Grauniad* or as this article might imply…the Groidiad.

    Viewer warning. This video, entitled “Racism, fear and division,” even in it’s edited format is disgusting and revolting. It might induce stomach discomfort such as vomiting and diarrhea in younger or more sensitive viewers.

    http://theguardian.com/us-news/video/2020/oct/06/michelle-obama-attacks-trump-election-plea

    *Grauniad is a term unfamiliar to me. I’ve seen you English cunters use it or some variation of it so I hope I got it right. If not by all means feel free to correct and enlighten me.

    NOTE: To Admin. I wasn’t sure if the proper place for this was the Covid shit page or the BLM shit page…the common denominator being shit. I decided on the Covid shit page because in the end, Moochie Obummer is a cunt of catastrophic, plague like proportions.

  15. Good to see our MPs are leading by example by keeping the House of Commons bar open after 10pm while shutting all the pubs…

  16. I see that Facebook are now banning and deleting the accounts of anyone daring to state that the bat flu doesn’t exist.

    Same for anyone who mentions the vaccine being a cover to implant everyone with a tracking chip. Which it is.

    Not sinister at all.

  17. A lady that I meet on the daily hound walk had been in lockdown for two weeks with the rest of her family because her daughter came home from school with a sore throat.

    Her whole family had to do the nose and throat swab tests and return these for processing. Her mother refused to do the test because she thinks its all a load of bollocks.

    Out of six tests returned, five came back negative.

    The sixth one was unused and came back positive. 🤣

  18. According to the Telegraph this morning, it would seem Tony Blair allegedly broke quarantine rules when he flew to the US a few days ago on some poxy little conference junket via a private jet.

    He originally appealed to White Hall for “special Dispensation from the covid rules”, but an exemption certificate was never issued, and therefore he had no right to fly out to the US – allegedly.

    The exemption he was after applies only to – and I quote “… ­diplomats, staff at international bodies such as the UN and formal representatives at international conferences who have been “granted privileges and immunities”.

    Blair is considered a “private citizen” having stepped down for his post of Middle East envoy in 2015.

    If true, then Blair fucked up big time. So that’s Cummings for the Tories, Ferrier for the SNP and this old Labour cunt – all of whom have tried to bypass the rules, intentionally or otherwise.

    We await the LibDumbs to join these three village idiots – assuming they have enough MPs in their party?

    • I would be surprised if the international megacunt Blair has not been hopping freely and continuously between the world’s plaguespots since the virus was first identified. And wearing a mask would obscure his long yellow fangs….sorry….charming boyish grin, so he won’t have been wearing one of those either.

      He is immune to the plague, on account of being undead, but it is not known if he can pass it on.

  19. Correct me if I’m misinterpreting anything, but with the latest series of lockdowns and postcode no-go areas, etc. is it reasonable to state that the measures enforced by the authorities have done precisely fuck all to eradicate the plague?

    This shit went mental in March. It’s almost fucking November FFS!!!!!

  20. Apparently, Vallance has just admitted the proposed vaccine will never eradicate the covid virus, and that it will always be with us!

    NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

    So after 6 months of economic devastation, confusion, cancelled NHS operations, lockdown after lockdown and daily soundbites from these so-called experts, they’ve finally issued a disclaimer to say the vaccine is not going to be the silver bullet killing this thing, and that we should all learn to live with it.

    Twats

    • Don’t forget that utter cunt “Professor” Neil Ferguson from Imperialist College, Loondon. Got ithe figures completely wrong causing the clueless cunts in government to panic and set up the other cunts to use it as Project Fear to impose shit that would never pass muster otherwise to create the “New Normal” and a new class of Commissars infesting all tiers of government like a dose of clap.
      Meanwhile, said cunt Ferguson, despite being roundly ridicules is STILL spouting the same shit rather than being fired along with those other waxworks Statler & Waldorf aka Whitty and Vallance.
      Things are gonna get better, for the New Commissariat and the plod Gestapo, but a whole lot worse for us with the UK turning into a frightened, divided, disarmed, squealer-ridden Shithole. And it only took a few months. CUNTS the lot of them

  21. I feel sorry but also can’t resist a small giggle over you cunts in Wales being told you can’t buy a hair drier by a fat, overfed dictator who looks like he needs to cut down on the meat pies.

    Sure glad I don’t live there.

  22. Our “scientists” want another national lockdown.They are clueless.Because they want to copy France and Germany.Our easiest option is to copy Sweden.Gas all of Sage.Gas all our swamp in Westminster

  23. With all the peaceful violence going on in our cities today it bears noting that the most dangerous places in America today are…restaurants.

    So let’s have a double barreled, 12 gauge (bore) cunting for a pair of Demorat governors.

    First up it’s Governor Gaslight himself, Gavin Newsom of Commiefornia, This stupid cunt has finally gone too far and even the Hollywood Celebrerards have had enough.

    Obsessed with our eating habits the governor had his office issue new guidelines for us plebeians while we dine in a restaurant.

    1. Wear mask.
    2. Lower mask only to put a bite of food into mouth.
    3. Replace mask and chew that bite.
    4. Repeat as often as necessary.

    Needless to say this went over like a fart in an elevator (lift) and there is talk of a recalling the Governor.

    (With all the riots, disease, fires and rolling blackouts they want to recall this idiot over this. What a clusterfuck that state has become.)

    The next shot features Michigan Governor Gretchen “Half” Whitmer. The state of Michigan has some of the most draconic lock down rules in America. They are so arbitrary and restrictive that citizens and legislators alike have taken to the courts to sue the Governor for abusing her power.

    The courts have agree and Whitmer’s attempt to ruin the state’s economy and control the great unwashed masses have been ruled unconstitutional by the Michigan Supreme Court.

    Undeterred and defiant, the dictatorial cunt has issued new restaurant guidelines. Well…not so much guidelines as entry restrictions. Now, if you want to enter a restaurant in MIchigan you must provide your name, address, phone number and ID.

    The Governor claims that Restaurants are responsible for a number of Covid outbreaks in Michigan. She says the state must know who you are and where you live so they can trace, track and if necessary forcibly quarantine you…for the good of the state of course.

    Whitmer’s popularity remains high with a lot of Michigan residents but she is so hated by the rest pf the citizens that the FBI recently uncovered and foiled a plot to kidnap her and try her for treason.

    This idiocy is only going to get worse if Biden wins.

  24. I feel for you guys in the UK. Lockdown madness strikes again. So the only reasonable conclusion we can draw is that all the measures inflicted upon the Brits thus far have had fuck all effect. That being the case, why does anyone think for a moment a lockdown will be the silver bullet that kills off the virus in its tracks?

    It won’t.

    And why hasn’t the Chinese government been hauled in front of the court of human rights or whatever and charged with inflicting this shit on the world?

  25. For some light relief my annual Christmas single is in final production…
    “A Covid19 Christmas” featuring Terry Tinsel and the Tinsel Band.

    In the meantime, I recommend “Isolation” by my mate Chas Crane – check it out on the free Spotify web player. Very topical

  26. So Pfizer have developed a vaccine.

    “28 days later” comes to mind.

    You can stick it up your are ‘cos you ain’t sticking to in my arm…

    • Probably advisable to insist on all MPs and their families getting it first.

      If they are still standing in six months, then let the rest of the population have a go.

  27. Are we getting closer to this digital tat as hawked around by Bill Gates? The Daily Mail reports that our Behavioural Insights Team in England thinks it might be a good idea to get people to wear a paper wristband to show they are Covid free.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8938567/Britons-test-negative-Covid-wear-paper-wristbands-Number-10s-nudge-unit-says.html

    Apparently the recommendations were made to encourage people to get tested. I am sorry, but if I am unwell then I will stay at home and don’t need to queue up for hours to get a test to tell me that I am unwell. I certainly don’t want a Blue Peter badge either. Fuck off.

  28. So Covid cases are on the rise and Nationwide lock downs are the only way to save humanity. Or so we are being told. The truth is for the better part of a year our Fearful Leaders have been telling us what to believe regardless of the facts.

    BLM riots…were mostly peaceful
    George Floyd…an innocent victim
    US voter fraud…no evidence.

    So now comes intergalactic cunt Elon Musk who tells us…he has Covid. No wait, he doesn’t have Covid. Yes he does. No he doesn’t.

    It turns out that after experiencing some mild cold symptoms, the great visionary mogul had himself tested for Covid…four times. And he got a positive test result…a negative test result…another positive result…and then another negative result.

    Same test…same facility…same nurse and 2 different results. You be just as well of flipping a fucking coin.

    Being the visionary genius that he is, Musk took to Twitter and proclaimed:

    “Something extremely bogus is going on.”

    Do you think?

    It doesn’t take a genus of Muskian stature to figure it out. Covid may be real, but the fears surrounding it and the draconian measure used to “combat” it are simply a means to help usher in the Progressive Left’s Brave New World.

    Lock down the population and you control it.

    White Lives Matter
    Armed Resistance
    Never Surrender

  29. It’s taken me all of one week to become anti-vax. The sheer weight being thrown behind the pro-vax view, GCHQ getting involved, the Royal Society and now Labour talking about criminalizing anti-vax info.. I finally decided to research it all before they purge all competing information.

    If there is no such thing as a virus, because the theory is wrong, then vaccines are pointless, fraudulent, and unnecessarily harmful.

    All the major diseases were in decline before their respective vaccine. In the case of Polio there is such an obvious correlation between DDT/pesticides/lead arsenate it’s ridiculous!

    Stephen Lanka talking about why HIV has never been isolated. The parallels to CV19 are evident: https://youtu.be/W08qjvrbtnc

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