Patrick Melrose

I would like to nominate the Sky TV programme “Patrick Melrose” for a cunting.

I have no idea who or what Patrick Melrose is but by the fact that Benylin Cuntberdink stars in it, and that Sky are pushing it harder than a couple of rocks in Fresno (California), tells me it must be an utter cuntfest of puerile shite!

Cummerbund appears to be playing himself again (as per every role he plays): an aloof intellectual, preceded by successful parentage, who goes on a guilt-trip because of his privilege.

ZZZZzzzz!

I’ve had more entertainment shoving a couple of bleeding piles back up into my anal sphincter after a night on the Guinness!

In this world of Remoaning against Brexit, Tony B. Liar, Appeaser May, etc., it’s not like we’re bereft of cunting targets but “Patrick Melrose” must surely be on the radar??

Nominated by, Rebel without a Cunt!