Spot the jihadi [3]

We have a winner!

Rebel Without a Cunt correctly predicted the next terrorist atrocity would be in New York City where a short while ago a truck of peace killed eight people and left fifteen seriously injured.

The cunt in question yelled “Alluha Akbar” so it’s no surprise that the NYPD are treating it as a ‘suspected terrorist attack’. No shit, Sherlock?!

So the slate is wiped clean and we invite you to guess where the next significant sack of shit will be perpetrated. It’s only a matter of time.

One guess per person in this thread only please.

White poppies

Cunts wearing white poppies should be gunned down on sight.

And thanks to p.c. poppy fascists I don’t wear anything any more, apart from my “obedience is suicide” badge. Did you know, it’s against the law for ABBC presenters to appear on screen without a poppy in November?

Will forever, however, remember the huge sacrifices my parents and grandparents generations went through, so cunts like Monroe Bergdorf and Comrade Corbyn could be free to spit on their graves and worship at the feet of the 4th Reich, turning the country into the total basket case it’s now fast becoming.

Still bung the veterans a few bob though.

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

I’d never heard of white poppies either until shitcake just mentioned it.
Fuckin pussies more like.

And yes, it should be treason.
Pacifists didn’t save us from the Reich last time and they won’t save us this time either.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

White poppies? Naive politically correct bullshit!!!

And that cunt Corby was threatening to wear on at the Cenatoph in 2015 before he bottled it like the policy shifting cunt he is.

Red poppies are in remembrance of the millions who died in the wars. White poppies are just propaganda – and forcing schools to hand them out to pupils is nothing short of money grabbing PC bullshit and disrespect for the dead.

Then again we shouldn’t be surprised as a recent survey said that the vast majority of adults have no understanding of 20th century history!

We should be fucking ashamed…!

Nominated by Dioclese

Dead Pool [73]

Congrats to ‘Er Indoors (wot gives Dio some grief once in a while) for predicting that Rock ‘n’ Roll pioneer and pianist extraordinaire, Fats Domino, has played his last piano roll! A forst time win for her and he’ll never hear the end of it.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 73.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


Tranny Appeasement

I wish to nominate for an cunting on the award-winning website ISAC, the current trend for appeasing any freak, deviant or attention-seeking mong in the name of transgender rights. This morning on the fucking front page of the Sunday Times was this story about the NHS having to quiz everyone over the age of 16 about their sexual orientation.

Fuck me ragged. Last time I went to hospital I had suspected meningitis and once I had described my symptoms I was straight into the treatment area and admitted less than an hour later. Why on earth would anyone need to ask me whether I liked to take it up the bum? Some cunt staggers into Casualty with a broken arm and some cunt with a clipboard asks him whether he likes birds or blokes? Fuck off with all this fucking shit. Unless you are being treated for a collapsed rectum what does your sexual orientation have to do with anything?

There are people who genuinely suffer from gender dysphoria and who need medical help. But they are about 0.3% of the population, approximately 192,000 people in the UK. I bet there are more fucking stamp collectors or chess enthusiasts than that. Why the fucking fuck does such a tiny minority get such attention? Fuck me with a rusty fucking fish fork up the fucking ass.

This comes as there is talk that the ‘gender’ question will be omitted from the 2021 census. For fuck’s sake, surely the NHS need to know how many men and women there are in a particular area a lot more than the number of ladyboys and/or chicks with dicks? The provision of basic medical services like gynaecology and antenatal and postnatal care swing to mind.

The laughable twats at the BBC who love all this shit. But I wonder how they square their love of all things transgender with everything peaceful?


Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

eBay [2]

A two part nomination for eBay and some of the illiterate intransigent cunts who buy stuff on it.

I’ve been on eBay for about 12 years ever since I moved house and had a clear out. On the whole eBay buyers are OK, but once in a while you get a fucking idiot. For example, the cunt in Jockland who claimed the bracelet see bought wasn’t correctly described – it was – and didn’t fit her fat podgy wrist. Not her fault of course.

For example, the bloke who bought a book of me, failed to pay or answer emails and then sent me a string of abuse after I raised a non-payment dispute. My fault of course, not his for not paying after he’d had several reminders and an invoice!

Or the one I had the other day who bought a roman blind off me and then complained it was the wrong size because she didn’t read it properly and took the width as length and vice versa. My fault of course because I only stated the dimensions in bold type in two different places in the listing.

That’s my stage one cunting. Now we move on to stage two – eBay themselves!

I got negative feedback from the last cunt with the blind so I try to leave her negative feedback. This seems reasonable to me as the error was entirely her fault. Guess what? eBay don’t allow sellers to leave negative feedback for buyers. Only positive feedback is allowed ffs!

So – no right of reply, no mechanism for removing inaccurate or malicious feedback comments, and no way to leave negative feedback for a crap buyer.

eBay, you are a bunch solid gold, grade A, greedy, intransigent, unhelpful, biased, up your own arse cunts. And some of your buyers are fucking illiterate, not my fault, rude, self fucking righteous arseholes.

There. I feel better now.

Nominated by Chas C