“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As I’m sure you’re all aware, we are once more in the middle of ‘Pride Month’. Today I’m joined by Tim Normal, the founder of ‘Normal Pride’, who’s here to tell us why he fells that ‘straight’ people also have cause to take a just pride in their sexuality, and in particular, how they should go about celebrating this. So Tim, how did all this come about?”
“Yeah thanks fer havin’ me on Ron. Well, I was havin’ a jar wi’ me mate Kenny down in the bar of ‘The Smoker’s Cough’ the other night, an’ he pointed out that we was, as you say, in the middle of this ‘Pride Month’ malarkey. To be honest, I weren’t quite sure at first what ‘e meant, then ‘e explained how it was like a month-long celebration of LGBTQ whatever, commemorating what he referred to as the ‘contributions’ of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trannies and queers. I was fucking mad, I can tell you”
“Why was that? What specifically upset you?”
“Well it’s bloodly discrimination, that’s what it is. I mean, why is there no ‘Straight Pride’, tell me that. So I decided on the spot to form ‘Normal Pride’, for all those men and women out there who ain’t bent as a nine-bob note. ‘Great to be straight’, that’s our motto. This is now our month too”
“Indeed. The main aim of your organisation then is the celebration of hetrosexuality, but I also understand that you’re very keen to encourage this in a particular, more discrete fashion…”
“Bloody right. Kenny pulled up some picters on his mobile, of all these cunts poncing about in parades an’ stuff, dressed up like fuckin’ n*nces in all manner of weird ways, blokes with make-up on, tarts with green ‘air, carryin’ banners with ‘Queers for Palestine’ on, an’ stuff like that, creatin’ a hoo-ha an’ generally makin’ a right nuisance an’ spectackle o’ thisselfs. Fair turned my fuckin’ stomach it did”
“So you’re calling for more, shall we say, restraint and decorum on the part of those
participating in ‘Normal Pride’, I assume?”
“Thasit in one Ron. Whatever ‘appened to good ol’ British decorum? I mean, if some daft cunt called Fred has to put on a dress, shave ‘is legs, call ‘isself Freda and claim he’s a lezza, the least that ‘e can do is keep ‘is fuckin’ trap shut. I don’t want ‘im, or any other arse’ole, gobbin off in public about ‘ow fuckin’ pleased ‘e is with ‘isself an’ ‘is ‘abits. Why can’t ‘e keep this shit to ‘isself, ‘stead of borin’ the rest of us t’ tears, not t’ mention frightenin’ the fuckin’ ‘orses in the process?”
“Yes, I see what you’re driving at. ‘Great to be straight’, but stop mithering on all the time, and do your thing in the privacy of your own home”
“Got it in one Ron. Show a bit of tact an’ taste, like an English gent would. Do your job, go ‘ome an’ ‘ave yer tea with the wife, then watch ‘Corrie’. Later, you can give ‘er one up the arse if you want, or get ‘er t’ thrash you with a riding crop or whatever. Just do it behind closed doors. You don’t need t’ tell the world an’ ‘is fuckin’ dog all that you get up to all the time, dressin’ up in gimp suit an’ goin’ on a march, or ‘angin’ a flag out the winder or whatever. Just whisper it t’ yer mates; ‘great t’ be straight’ and leave it at that. No need for all that ludicrous, self-obsessed, self-promoting shit. Going on like that, I arks ya.”
“Quite. Well thanks for joining me Tim, and I’m sure that we all hope that the alphabet community will learn from your example, and tone down the ridiculous flouncing and frollicking around this month, and give us all a rest. It really does all become rather tedious after a while.This is Ron ‘great to be straight’ Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
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Nominated by Ron Knee
Thank fuck it’s almost over C.A.
Another helping of this SHIT fest from Cunt em all below.
The fiscal cost to some, .. because of others zero self-control.
Pride doesn’t come cheap was a nom in mid June. The full of pride lot whingeing about everyday costs, like rent, though putting a self-pitying eternal victims glittery pink bow on everything. But there are a few pride-adjacent, shall we say, costs that the taxpayer picks up for ’em that went unmentioned in the link however …
Having been the isac-er that previously saw on some site and brought up here the ‘up to £400,000 lifetime treatment’ cost to the NHS for yer average hiv+ punter, (with even illegals being eligible!)… let me also share this little gem I spotted yesterday.
A new hiv ‘blocker’ coming to market, as in … a ‘high risk’ cunt gets 2 injections of this stuff per year, and apparently it 99.9% stops said cunt from catching ‘the virus’. Dunno, but presume, it will become available on the old NHS.
Cost per year, per cunt?
$28,000. About £20,000. Technically a whole lot *more* cumulatively than just letting the bastards catch the thing & then treat it. 50 years on this new one is a (un)cool £million.
There’s a daily tablet version of this stuff already on the market costing about 70% of that (still 40+ quid a day!), but according to the article, ‘high risk’ individuals(I’ll revisit that momentarily) don’t like the daily tablet for a few reasons. One : that they might forget to take it.. and two : there’s a ‘stigma’ attached to taking an hiv blocker, that is reduced by only needing 2 injections per annum instead of knocking back a pill daily. It literally said there’s a risk someone might see the tablets in the patients home and know what they are, so two doctor appointments is a better alternative. At an extra 6 grand annually ; it forgot to add for emphasis.
And that daily stuff IS available on your NHS service, UK cunters. 40 quid per day. Every day. Just like that. Free to eligible cunts in Ireland too, the google says. Eligible? Shameless zero-responsibility narcissists need only apply it doesn’t say, unfortunately.
I’m linking the article, but looking at it now, a whole section of ludicrousness about the testing phase – AND the stigma part – has been cut since the previous day.
About the trial subjects, our ‘high risk’ friends .. from memory :
Quote. “Cisgender men”, ‘Transgender women” (so men, again), .. and “transgender men” (so : post-strapadictomy women?) … “all of whom choose to have sex with nonbinary individuals assigned male at birth”. (so gay/gay/wannabe gay/gays). 2,000 of ’em.
Now. I dunno what testing conditions were. Baby-oil filled bespoke oversized paddling pool free-for-all rave party benderfests, or something? I dunno how all that jazz(all that jizz?) works, but I do recall that the original ‘patient zero’ flight-attendant cunt was said to sit on 40 to 50 dicks per visit at San Francisco orgy weekends when I first read about THAT cunt on Wikipedia. A ‘sexual athlete’ it used to describe the riddled fucker as.
That’s been retro-written now(I just checked) and replaced by simply describing him as having been ‘promiscuous’.
Fucking calling a spade a spade is out of the question these days, it seems.
Anyways. And, so suddenly, ‘stigma’ is a thing for them. Where’s all the pride gone?
Oh well, it’s other peoples money being burned through so rubber johnnys and(god forbid!)self-control bedamned…
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