India Willoughby’s a bit of a twat.
For those of you who may not know, Presenter and ‘celebrity’ Willoughby is a biological male who has had the full nip and tuck, and now lives as a female.
Fair enough I say, not really anybody else’s business. The trouble is, Willoughby keeps making it our business by going on and on about it. The latest is that following a soshull meeja kerfuffle, Willoughby has reported Jo ‘Jugs’ Rowling to the Hurty Wurty Feelings Police for ‘hate crime’, as ‘Jugs’ refuses to acknowledge that Willoughby is a woman.
‘I’m legally a woman’ bleats Willoughby. Well so fucking what? That’s fine by me, and society has gone a long way towards accommodating your aspiration. But that’s not enough, is it? Because YOU believe that you’re a woman, everybody else has to fall in line and believe it too.
Well I’m afraid that the world doesn’t work like that. Jesus was born in a stable; that didn’t make him a donkey. The fact is that you’re becoming a crashing bore on the subject. Just remember; ‘oh the gift that God would give us, to see ourselves as others see us’.
I’m fed up of hearing about it, so pipe down, there’s a good chap, er lass, whatever…
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