Leo Varadkar (3)

A Napoleon complex shamrock sized begorrah cunting for tinpot dictator, Irish t-shirt Leo Varadkar.

This self aggrandising little shit has decided that Ireland can never accept Boris’ reheated May 2.0 supplication treaty without even bothering to study it properly. Now it might be crock of shit similar to a chromium plated turd, but who the fuck does this little cunt think he is to tell the UK that we don’t want to leave the EU and should ignore the referendum result?

Varadkar is enjoying his five minutes of fame on the world stage, bigging himself up unable to accept that he’s just the PM of some sparcely populated ag-lab backwater that the EU is using as a political tool.

Hopefully after Halloween nobody will give a shit. Frankly, I don’t give a shit anyway…

Nominated by Dioclese

Xavier Bettel

Emergency cunting for Xavier Bettel, Prime Minister of Luxembourg, who tried to set Boris Johnson up today by scheduling an outdoor press conference in front of over 100 noisy jeering pro-EU, anti-Brexit ‘protesters’.

Boris politely asked to have the conference moved indoors – no chance came the reply, that would spoil our cunting plan to humiliate you and make you look like a cunt.

Boris told him to shove his press conference up his reeking arse and promptly fucked off:


Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Jo Swinson (3)

This deluded Limp Dump actually believes that she can be the next Prime Minister. After all, she’d only need the biggest swing in British political history so it should be a doddle.

And yesterday it became even easier when her useless party voted to revoke Article 50, thus removing the ‘Democrats’ bit from the party’s name by defying the biggest democratic vote this country has ever seen.

So this is how it is Jo : 17.4 million people ain’t going to vote for you and we all know that you can promise anything you like when when you’ve got no chance of having to put it into practice.

Yes, Jo Swinson is a cunt – and a deluded, opportunistic, anti-democratic cunt to boot…

Nominated by Dioclese

Political amnesia

I would like to cunt political amnesia.

In 1997 John Major, the grey man of politics, prorogued parliament to cover up a sleaze report into his MPs. Not to execute the will of the people but to cover up sleaze. This illustrious ex PM also supported an EU referendum and stated that it should be in or out and binding. Yes, binding. All of this is on record.

So we must have sympathy for his frail state of mind now as he supports the Miller woman in challenging the government’s right to suspend parliament.

Let us hope it doesn’t descend into full blown dementia and sully the memory of such a great man.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Gina Miller (10)

This meddling bitch has often been cunted but today she has passed beyond ordinary cuntdom in mega-cuntitude:


The barmy old tart claims she “speaks for everybody”. No you don’t you vainglorious old whore, you speak for yourself, and for your rich poncy friends who want to get their housework, gardening and car valeting on the cheap from Eastern Europeans being paid poverty wages.

Why doesn’t the old cunt jut shut the fuck up, but she still battles on going to the Supreme Court, because she has been given permission to leapfrog all the other legal blocks and resources so the case can be heard on September 17th.

The frustrated old cow needs somebody to take her knickers down…. down a dark alley where nobody goes. How about a gang bang from Major, Benn, Hammond and all the other old EU loving doggers.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

(.. and our congratulations to Gina for qualifying for inclusion on the wall of cunts when we can be arsed)