Dead Pool [153]

Posted on January 22, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Comedy legend Terry Jones best known for his work in Monty Python would be the next dead parrot.Jones was 77 and had been battling dementia for several years.

On to Deadpool 153:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun)

Peter Tobin
John Lewis (Politician)
John Hume
Daniel arap Moi
Leslie Phillips

87 thoughts on “Dead Pool [153]”

Dioclese on January 22, 2020 at 2:41 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Nicholas Parsons

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ChasC on January 22, 2020 at 2:42 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Masha Hunt
Vera Lynn

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Pedantic Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 2:42 pm said:

Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin

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'Er Indoors on January 22, 2020 at 2:43 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on January 22, 2020 at 2:44 pm said:

Zizi Jeanmaire
Pete Murray
Rhonda Fleming
Micheal Medwin
Gina Lollobrigida

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J R Cuntley on January 22, 2020 at 2:45 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Nichelle Nichols
Robert Wagner

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Captain Magnanimous on January 22, 2020 at 2:50 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 22, 2020 at 2:52 pm said:

Lord Heselcunt
Jeremy Cuntbyn
Dennis Skinner
Arthur Scargill
Alan Titchmarsh

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Black and White Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 2:55 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Kirk Douglas
Murray Walker
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Des O’Connor

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on January 22, 2020 at 2:56 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Stan Bowles
Chris Farlowe
Leonard Fenton
Big Ron Atkinson

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- Lord Biryani on January 22, 2020 at 4:59 pm said:
  
  Shelia Mercer kicked it a few months ago.
  
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- The cunt man of Alcatraz on January 22, 2020 at 5:11 pm said:
  
  Didn’t know she had croaked.
  Esther Rantzen instead
  
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Freddie the Frog on January 22, 2020 at 3:00 pm said:

Norbert Stiles
Henry Kissinger
Pearl Carr
Jimmy Carter
Prince Phillip

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Cuntan the Cuntarian on January 22, 2020 at 3:02 pm said:

Fuck me I’m not very good at this Deadpool lark, not a single winner yet! Does anyone keep a record of who’s nominated who? Can’t remember my last lot for the life of me…

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- Deploy the Sausage on January 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm said:
  
  I’ve been doing this 3 or 4 years now and I’ve never won either …. 🤞🤞🤞
  
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:02 pm said:

Prince Philip
Lord David Owen
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Grahame Garden

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:04 pm said:
  
  Curse you Freddie
  Shirley Williams to replace Prince Philip
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:06 pm said:
    
    When is IsAC going to introduce a system of direct debits for Dead Pool?
    
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Jack The Cunter on January 22, 2020 at 3:04 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on Lord Biryani

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Gash Nesbitt on January 22, 2020 at 3:08 pm said:

Jack Smethurst (Love Thy Neighbour)
Bill Treacher
Olivia de Havilland
Bill Clinton
Les Dennis

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Shackledragger cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:13 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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- Miserable northern cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:20 pm said:
  
  Sheridan smith
  Paul whitehouse
  Beast of Bolsover
  Katie price
  Eric Clapton
  
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  - Miserable northern cunt on January 22, 2020 at 3:23 pm said:
    
    Rtc stole my beast of Bolsover!
    Ffs, eh, …john cleese?
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on January 22, 2020 at 4:55 pm said:
    
    You cant leave anything around here without it being nailed down Miserable.
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on January 22, 2020 at 6:01 pm said:
    
    Wouldnt mind LL, he complimented me on that choice other week,
    Didnt realise he was planning on stealing it!
    Gypsy fingers….
    
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Jack The Cunter on January 22, 2020 at 3:24 pm said:

I liked Terry Jones. He made me laugh, a lot.
Decades on, The Life Of Brian is still funny.
A lot of his comedy would never be made in this Brave New ‘ woke ‘ World.
Can you imagine a comedy sketch being made today, where one of the characters is called Mrs. Nìggęr Baiter ? Who says ‘ I don’t like dårkīes ! ‘
Not a chance.
Dementia is a Cunt.
RIP Terry.

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Baron Bastard on January 22, 2020 at 3:39 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Good shot Lord B
And RIP Terry…

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Boris the Boilsucker on January 22, 2020 at 4:10 pm said:

Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane

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- Black and White Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 4:29 pm said:
  
  I’ve got Valéry Giscard d’Estaing, and you knew naffink abaaaht it. 😁
  
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- Dioclese on January 23, 2020 at 7:08 am said:
  
  Cardin and Cleo already bagged
  
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Smells Fishy on January 22, 2020 at 4:18 pm said:

Rick Wakeman
Trevor McDonald
Shirley Bassey
Angela Rippon
Donny Osmond

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Moister Cuntflaps on January 22, 2020 at 4:22 pm said:

Brigitte Bardot
June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry

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Johnny-Cunt-Lately on January 22, 2020 at 4:31 pm said:

Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

Monty Python was a bit hit and miss but when it was funny, it was funny. I expect they’ll all start trickling away now. Palin looks craggy and Cleese is a fat wanker.

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Cuntfinder General on January 22, 2020 at 4:40 pm said:

Tom Hardy
Tony ‘the poodle’ Blair
His cunting wife
Justin Trudeau
Billy Connelly

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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on January 22, 2020 at 4:45 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Earl Cameron
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard

Good Shot,Lord B.

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- Lord Biryani on January 22, 2020 at 4:54 pm said:
  
  Cheers Mr Fiddler.
  
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George W Bamboo on January 22, 2020 at 4:45 pm said:

Bob Dole
Des O Connor
Murray Walker
Honor Blackman
Phil Collins

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- Black and White Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 5:51 pm said:
  
  I’ve got Murray Walker, and you knew naffink abaaaht it. 😁
  
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  - Jack The Cunter on January 22, 2020 at 7:59 pm said:
    
    We know all abaaaaaaht you and your filthy habits my lad !
    :0)
    
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Liberal Liquidator on January 22, 2020 at 4:53 pm said:

Raul Castro
Anny Buydens
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Thelma Barlow

Nice work Lord B.

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Lord Biryani on January 22, 2020 at 4:53 pm said:

I did like Terry Jones. But he did have one foot in the grave for a while.
Jill Gascoigne
Glynis John
Sonny Barger
Richard O’Sullivan
Hal Holbrook.

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- Lord Biryani on January 22, 2020 at 4:56 pm said:
  
  Hal Holbrook nabbed.
  Swap for Tommy Cannon.
  
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Lord of the Rings on January 22, 2020 at 4:54 pm said:

So very sad to hear this news. A very funny, intelligent gentleman.
God Bless you Terry, we will miss you – rest in peace
p.s….. “I don’t like Spam !”
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Bill Cosby
Harry Belafonte
Prince Phillip
Olivia Dehavilland
Betty White

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Earl Cuntington on January 22, 2020 at 5:01 pm said:

Terry Waite
Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)
Clint Eastwood
Dick Cheney
Douglas Hurd

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Deploy the Sausage on January 22, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:

Madeleine albright
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Larry king
Ozzy Osborne

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