Oooh, get the madam! The corrupt old bastard is clearly desperate to become Chief Commissioner of the EU, so he can screw even more money out of the Fourth Reich than he ever did from plain old Westminster fiddling.
It begs the question though why this raddled old cunt still thinks we need his advice about anything. It has been argued, even by Remainers, that it was Blair’s fetish for immigration that made many people vote to leave.
It also proves how irrelevant Steptoe is – he makes out that he will be impartial and will negotiate a deal, but with all the old poofters and BAME Labour MPs (most of them will be back because they have safe seats) screaming they don’t want Brexit, how can Corbyn even pretend there might be a chance of breaking free?
As for Blair, I just wish the old mincer would fuck off somewhere with his ugly wife and count his money.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs