I would like to nominate The Steph Show.
This, according to channel 4, ‘will be a mix of entertainment, lifestyle and light current affairs as Steph meets a variety of guests from the worlds of showbiz, politics and beyond. Steph will be joined by a different, well-known co-host each week for a lively look at the topics of the day, as well as consumer affairs, fun features and lots of interaction with the viewers – all filmed in front of a live audience.’
Translation : a programme all about wimminz issues and digs at Boris, Brexit and Trump.
In a way I suppose, this is a pre-cunting, since it hasn’t even been shown on tv yet, but given that it will be on channel 4 and will be presented by the arrogant loudmouthed, shovel-faced Steph McGovern (who is having a baby with her girlfriend, in case you didn’t already know), it is almost certainly going to be an absolute pile of wank.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Wow imagine how many Philistines Samson could have killed if he had Steph’s jawbone as a weapon. Fucking awesome.
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You no longer see many mannequins in shop window displays these days, well at least we can account for one this thing is surely bereft of any form of life within looks just like an overlarge transgender doll.
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Pardon me fellow hunters but is this another transsexual specimen? Certainly looks like one and as it’s on the British Bollocks Chanel, it probably is one.
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Cunters not hunters, fucking text correction is a cunt.
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I think I would turn to turd burgling if this man/woman was the only flange available. What’s gets on my tits with her is that she try’s to make her accent even more noticeable instead of toning it the fuck down. I’ve just had a bad thought…her and Claire Balding in a 69… fuckin hell.
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Wayaye the neet way’ll be disorssin the inz an oots ov likkin faaneees
Bay the waay may clit is the saize ov one of the Tytaanik’s rivets.
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Jesus! It’s like she’s in the room!
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Wasn’t previously aware that this whyaye, bloke-lookalike was a fishmonger, probably should have guessed though. Looks like a fucking hod carrier.
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I really wouldn’t want to meet that on a dark night. Or at dusk or dawn. Or on a screen. Or ever. MM has the measure of the programme, I think. It looks as if Radio 4 and Channel 4 are umbilically connected, and if I hadn’t long since binned the box, I would make a special point of not watching it. If I wanted a giggly chatterthon I would join the knots of old women of all ages who for some reason blether daily outside my front door. If I turn the psy-trance down too much.
Question: if programming has to be dumbed down for the wimminz, how the hell can they insist on equality? (Present female company completely excepted in any implied criticism)
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