A lot of people seem to focus a lot on Gary Lineker being a cunt, but I believe his even bigger cunt of a brother Wayne Lineker deserves some recognition also. That cunt has made success by leeching off his brothers fame by opening all those fucking shit bars, because when imbeciles see the name ‘Lineker’ above the bar, they have the same sheep mentality they’d have when they see a Wetherspoons.. that it’ll be great because it’s got a recognisable name. He makes them appeal to younger people because he’s sleazy and sly enough to take advantage of the fuckwits by getting them to spend fortunes on his pissy beer. He also does this because he seems to think that he’s down with the kids by hanging around with younger generations, when really the wanker is just having a midlife crisis and is actually dead inside since no fucker his age wants anything to do with him since he’s nothing but a parasitic cuntbubble!
Nominated by Lord Cuntington