Dead Pool [138]

Congratulatios to ShagaWotz who correctly predicted that disgrace paedo Jeffrey Epstein would be the next dead cunt.

On to Deadpool 138:

The rules.

1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

My Picks:Shaun

Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Valerie Harper
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

114 thoughts on “Dead Pool [138]

  1. Well done Shaga.
    Prince Phillip
    Vera Lynn
    Lord David Owen
    Shirley Williams
    Roy Hattersley

    • Phenomenal foresight Shaga – unless you know something we don´t. How did you forecast this?

      The Trump haters are not going to home in on this despite the flattering comment Trump made about him because he was a buddy of none other than Bill Clinton who left his spunk mark on his 19-year-old intern´s skirt. Apparently Randy Andy was also a buddy.

    • I now have a software robot that triggers my alarm clock when there’s the smell of death in the air.

  2. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot, ShagaWotz.

  3. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter

    Jolly good shot, ShagaWotz.

  4. Lord Heselcunt
    Little Stevie Wonder
    Arthur Scargill
    Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)
    Bonnie “America was founded on White Supremacy and racism” Greer

  5. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon
    George Soros
    Michael Hestletine

  6. Don Majowski
    Randy Wright
    Lynn Dickey
    Bart Starr
    Tobin Rote

    Hope they die painfully

  7. Willie Nelson
    Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
    Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    Shane MacGowan (Pogues)

    • I’ve had Maradona for years, WCC, alas, to no avail. The fat, cheating, junkie cunt keeps evading the Reaper.

  8. Honour Blackman
    Cliff Richard
    Clint Eastwood
    Kirk Douglas
    Paul McCartney
    Well done Shaga

  9. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  10. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  11. HRH the queen
    David attenborough
    Dianne “fuck I’m fuckin fat” abbott
    Ed “wish I could fuck my own arse” sheercunt
    That markle thing

  12. Jill Gascoigne
    Glynis John
    Terry Jones
    Julie Gibson (actress)
    Norman Lloyd (actor)

  13. Good riddance to the Joe Ronce cunt,

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Norman Pilcher
    David De Keyser

  14. Mick Jagger
    George Lazenby
    Kim Jong Un
    Prince Phillip
    Ernie Little (Little & Large)

  15. Des o Connor
    Billy Connolly
    Barbara Windsor
    Robbie Williams
    David walliams

    Long shot with last two but fingers crossed 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

  16. Classic catch shagga

    Bob Dole
    Jerry Stiller
    Stirling Moss
    Donald Sutherland
    Roberta Mc Cain

  17. I wonder how epstein died, i know it was a suicide was it a rope hanging or he got a knife and slashed his wrists? maybe he slipped on a banana peel? I dunno perhaps we will never know

    • Okay so apparently it was a hanging but thats highly questionable most cells don’t even have ceilings, still think the banana peel suicide method is plausible

      • Shades orf the Rudolf Hess “suicide” – found hanged in Spandau. Our Russian friends…?

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