One half orf the press preview team orn Sky News alongside the Daily Mail’s arse assassin Andrew Pierce (Consultant Editor, Daily Mail). Maguire (Associate Editor, Daily Mirror) is the big nosed supercilious professional Geordie lefty wind bag cunt who spends his time sneering at things Tory and talking over wee camp Andy and his dodgy short dyed barnet. Pierce is a deeply unpleasant Mail hack specialising in knife in the back jobs yet Maguire manages to make him appear the voice of reason.
Press previews are a profoundly irritating yank import now infecting many of the news programmes. Press journalists basking in a spot orf one-upmanship on telly pretentiously rabbit on thus joining a buggers conger line where TV feeds the press and the press feeds TV. To make it all the more incestuous the “News” all originates from the same news agencies, Reuters ect ect. Bugger me but I don’t think me old arse hole is big enough to take all that cock.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke (Editor Emeritus, Cunt Sniffers Times)