Dead Pool [134]

Congratulations to Itchen Cunt who correctly predicted that This Country actor Michael Sleggs who played Suggs in the sitcom would be next to die aged only 33.

On to DeadPool 134:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Brendan Grace
Peter Sutcliffe
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [134]

    • Bloody hell, I wasn’t quick enough for James Randi.
      Change to Olivia de Havilland.

    • Axl Rose in for Sutcliffe.

      Every cunt wants a bit of the ripper as he’s been reported as being on his last legs.

      • Yeh, was in the papers at the weekend, days or weeks left for our favourite hammer wielding prostitute hater.

        • Street cleaner was how our local vicar referred to him !!!
          Not in a sermon of course.

  1. Kirk Douglas
    Pearl Carr
    Jimmy Greaves
    Nobby Stiles
    Princess Markle, the bitch.

  2. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Jeffrey Epstein

    Good Shot, Itchen Cunt.

  3. Fuck me Shaun, I have actually heard of one of your nominees.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick (Gerry Dorsey)
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Mick Fleetwood

  4. Camilla Batmanjelly
    Chris Williamson
    Lord Heselcunt
    Arthur Scargill
    Sir John Major

  5. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  6. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  7. Stanley Baxter
    Dickie Davies
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    John Astin
    Bang on Itchen Cunt

  8. Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Imelda Marcos ( yes this cow is still with us)
    Dickie Davies
    Jim Lovel

  9. It was Slugs not Suggs.

    William Shatner.
    Billy Idol.
    Keith Richards.
    Michael Douglas.
    Rhonda Flemming.

  10. Any cunt who was in Genesis apart from Peter Gabriel because he made them quite good.

  11. Get in that coffin you tart!
    First deadpool win. Shame it was someone who I actually liked.

    Paul Sinha
    Sir Frank Williams
    Larry the downing street cat (x9)
    Robert Kubica
    Tony Iommi

  12. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaaaah Lumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    • Fuck me; I see some bugger’s pinched Plastic-Bumley.

      Please sub in Emma Twatson, an old “favourite.” Accident involving full-length mirror and a Doxy vibro.

  13. Sheila Mercier
    Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Sir John Hall

  14. Harry belafonte
    Jackie Stallone
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Little Richard
    Sean Connery

  15. Congratulations, Itchen.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona
    Jimmy Carter

  16. Gerald Harper
    Melvyn Hayes
    Bill Tidy
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  17. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  18. Can’t say i ve heard of the scrot chaps but good shot.

    My Noms pls.

    Dick Van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glittler
    Ric Flair

  19. Decided to go for a themed one.

    Dan Castellaneta
    Julie Kavner
    Nancy Cartwright
    Yeardley Smith
    Harry Shearer

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