Boho Types

Bo Ho Types.
What has prompted this nom is that I am working away, and currently sat outside a pub in Camden watching the world go by, and people watching which is one of my favourite pastimes.
Apart from the fact that I have not yet heard a conversation in English (don’t get me started on fucking Londonistan) I have noticed a lot of Bo Ho, shabby chic types here.
It reminds me of a suburb of Manchester, a town I love, called Chorlton.
It is full of these types who think they are trendy and cool. Chorlton, for some inexplicable reason, is considered such a place to live when in actual fact, it is a bit of a shithole.
Men over 50 have to have the compulsory pony tail, dress in unmatched clothes which look like they were purchased in a charity shop. They generally spend their time on laptops or reading a book.
Women of this type tend to wear unmatched clothes which look like they were purchased in a charity shop. Baggy, half masted pants and flat patent comfortable (lezzer) shoes are the order of the day. They generally spend their time on laptops or reading a book.
For the record, any man who looks and acts like this is not cool or trendy, you are, in fact a cunt.
Any woman who looks and acts like this is not cool or trendy, you are, in fact a cunt.
But thanks to all these types who do promote a giggle or two from myself and help me to understand what cunts some people can be.

Nomimated by Hugh Jardon

22 thoughts on “Boho Types

  1. Excellent nom.
    These people are totally devoid of any individual style or imaganitave thought. They wear whatever some benders in the fashion industry tell them is cool this week, even if it makes them look like total twats.
    Cunts indeed.

  2. Fuck me! The Hearns’ money making machine got knocked on his arse by some dago fat wanker nobody has ever heard of.
    FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

    JUST FUCKING SUPERB!!!!!!

    😀😀😄😄😆😆😁😁

    • Absolutely fucking hilarious. There’s hope for extra tire carriers everywhere.

      • Only cunts who want to see that happen are other pikey cunts.
        I’m no fan of Joshua but I’d rather shove a pineapple up my arse and do squats than see that smelly and scruffy gyppo fuck win anything.

  3. “Fashion Victims ‘R’ Us”

    Brilliant cunting for a grey & wet Sunday morning

    • It’s hot and sunny in London NCFOM. What I can’t abide are those fat fucking wimmin who think it is *cool* to wear leggins and ballet trousers so you can see every fucking pimple on their arses, and every flabby fold of flesh on their enormous bellies.

  4. I’ve only ever seen this type on telly-ads where they are to be seen changing a baby’s nappy, doing the hoovering or in a multi-coloured group ordering sushi and craft beer. They seem to always have spaghetti arms and legs,a man bun and chin-stubble. I had always just assumed that they were The Gays. They certainly have the look of The Gays…no body strength, outfits that cost a fortune but make them look like they’ve spent the night catching up with their “mates” behind the local public-toilet, and a willingness to let any tatty old bit of Gash order them around.

    I still think that they’re probably The Gays or,at the very least,some other form of sexual miscreant.

    I’d ban them.

    Fuck Off.

    • Chorlton is full of this type your right, always has been, think its because execs from granada tv all lived there, tony wilson lived there as well, so its seen as a enclave for the progressive lefty artistic types, same as Camden irs choc full of cunts, feeling ill from vegan diet and mourning the fact morrissey is now far right!!!!

  5. The Birmingham school protesters are the height of fashion, bunch of cunts!

    Last night some fat bloke batters Anthony Joshua….. what the fuck!

  6. Good cunting, did you hear anybody speaking English during your time in Camden? It really does host a plethora of cunts and fuckwits. Often wonder why our peaceful friends have not taken notice of the delights of said location. My once great city turned into the arsehole of the cosmos so so sad. Breaks my heart when I see what a fucking toilet the smoke has become.

    • No BB, I think I heard one conversation in English during my two hour stint of people watching, and it was very busy, so very much in the minority. I sympathise with you if you have witnessed the gradual deterioration of your home town, but I fear it is a story which will be repeated over and over our country, as our cultural enrichers outbreed us 6-1. It’s simply a matter of time

      • They’re 5% of the population going on 50. Give the cunts credit they’re not stupid. Just fuck your wife, claim benefits, and wait…

  7. I didn’t know the term Bo Ho is used to describe these Beckham/One direction wannabe looking cunts however they should really be re-labbeled Boo-Hoo’s as their dress sense really wants to make the majority of normal cunts cry.

    I have seen these types before sadly. Grown men wearing fucking stupid hats, no socks and carrying handbags. I’d always assumed they were the upperclass benders trying to distance themselves by wearing ridiculous outfits from their poorer arse bandit cousins.
    Seems I was wrong as there is obviously a new ‘sub-culture’ on display here although I would estimate well over 60% are still definitely shirt lifters, with the remaining 40% either ‘bi’ or prone to experimenting with long phallus shaped objects up their respective rusty bullet holes….

    Utter cunts who need a damm good open handed ‘bitch slap’ to put em right.

  8. Camden market is great and there are some good shops, particularly if you are looking to buy leather or bondage gear (so a friend told me)
    But the place is crawling with all sorts of junkies, foreigners and stinking low life.
    I’m sure Suckdick fucking loves it……..as long as the cunt never has to go there, obviously.

    • I used to get dragged around camden by my Mother when I was a kid (late 80s / early 90s), whilst she had a hippy relapse for a few years and I’ve never been back as an adult.
      Back then it just seemed to be full of hippy clothing shops, that fucking stunk to high heaven of josh sticks (I can taste them now), but you could get almost anything.
      Some skinhead junkie did flash her tits at me along the side of the canal once. Fucking brilliant and such a waste of a cracking body.

      I reckon this ho bo fad originated from the arse end of camden in the 80s/90s, with the hippies and crackheads now having senior trustee jobs within multinational charities and therefore the disposable income to buy this shit First hand.
      So called blokes spending an arm and a leg to look like they’re wearing ‘whatever was left’.
      No ifs, no buts, Leggings, handbags, blouses, makeup, skirts, heals and 3/4 length trousers are for girls.
      They all be Cunts!

  9. I’ve seen some of these things in Glasgow but mostly in Edinburgh I’ve always wanted to ask what’s inside their big man bags ?
    Same as cunts that have rucksacks on but stay in a big city and they walk to the shops and back for a paper ???
    CUNTS

  10. I just naturally assumed that any man dressed like this wasn’t just a cunt but also a homosexual.

  11. Two bands who have called for members of the Conservative Party to be killed are to perform at Glastonbury Festival 2019….

    One of Killdren’s best known songs is called Kill Tory Scum while Fat White Family have called for violence against Conservatives on social media….

    Well, what else does one expect from those Eavis cunts? The anti-white and anti- English Stermzy is also topping the bill at the ‘OK Yah Tarquin’ cuntfest… Maggie would have had these smelly cunts under the anti terrorism act and that’s what they should get now… But where were these right on scumbags when innocent concert goers were butchered in Manchester? What did they have to say then? Fuck all, because their favourite peaceful pets were involved… Imagine if there was a band called Fat Black Family? Fat White Family being all skinny trust fund white middle class turds, of course.. If I was in charge I’d bust these odorous leftist filth, close ‘Glasto’ indefinitely and arrest Eavis for incitement to murder… I was never a fan of St Jo Of The Blessed Cox, but her ‘people’ are right about these cunts…

  12. Another strain of hipster cunt, although I think they were around London before ‘hipsters’ became crystallised in the minds of the public, hence that crap song ‘Bohemian like you’. Must’ve started around the late nighties.

    Whatever the case they are clearly navel-gazing narcissistic, easily-led bourgeois cunts who need to spend time outside the M25, where hopefully they will be spared a beating by scaffolders.

    • Nineties. Nighties are what they wear to a gathering of their fellow emaciated slobs.

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