Losing “The New winning”

Losing is the new Winning
The Brexit Party have won the most seats in the UK EU elections by a significant amount, fact. However, the optimistic losers are now trotting out the spin that if you add up the votes for some of the parties then it shows that votes to remain got the majority.

Also laughable is that Labour got a massive kicking but Emily Fatberry, one of the most horrible of leftist post-menopausal witches, was on telly this morning spouting ‘we need a second referendum and we should campaign to remain’ despite the fact that the party with the most MEPs is now the Brexit Party.

Then we had Anna Nazibry thankful for the measly votes Change UK got and how there is much for Change UK to be optimistic about.

Just fuck off.

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112 thoughts on “Losing “The New winning”

  1. As a sick,gambling cunt all I am interested in is punting on anything I think is a “value” bet,whatever that means.A couple of months ago I was surfing Oddschecker as usual when summat caught my eye:
    “Conservatives to poll less than 10% at upcoming Euro elections,16/1 with Ladbrokes!”. I looked at it good and hard,thought about putting a score on it,but first like a cunt I checked the latest opinion polls.The tory cunts were ahead on about 38% of the vote.So I thought no chance,waste of a score.What a Fucking Cunt I am.
    I aint giving up though.I might back that little snivelling old etonian snowflake cunt rory stewart as next tory leader.Best price on Oddschecker 22/1 with Slybet.

    • Fuck that Stewart cunt. Heard that posh little pansy boy on the radio this morning. Total fucking cunt. The only worse prospect than him would be the fucking peaceful.

      • Rory Stewart is more of the same and one of May’s lapdogs. Who the tories pick as their leader is looking almost as irrelevant as when Blair was in.

      • Except that Catweazle’s poll ratings have been consistently lower than May’s!

  2. I have been watching the coverage on and off all day, fuck me more fucking spin than Peloton!!!

    Campbell on with no fucking legitimacy at all, first thing he said…. pro remain parties have won, what a cunt!

    Brexit party …..unambiguous, leave with no deal full stop!!!!

    Liberals….. second referendum and girly fucking policies
    Greens….. second referendum and climate bollocks
    SNP…. independence full stop!
    UKIP…. leave.
    Cons…… leave, shit deal,
    Labour…… leave maybe, second referendum maybe, general election maybe
    Welsh….. who gives a fuck!
    Chukacunt and his mates….. get to fuck!

    Fuck the spin , there is no doublt that the thirty odd percent of people who voted overwhelmingly voted for Brexit!!

    • ‘SNP…. independence full stop!’

      You’re one of the first people I’ve seen figure that one out..not so much about the Independence, that’s a given, but the SNP’s position here has fuck all to do about wanting to remain in the EU, and everything to do with about promoting the idea that the Scots are different enough from the English in these matters so as to force the case for another Independence vote.

      In the event of Brexit, Scotland is out of the EU…In the highly unlikely event of Independence before the Westminister fuckwits enact Brexit, Scotland is out of the EU, the EU have already stated this on a number of occasions as it was Scotland as part of the U.K which joined up. What part of ‘Brexit or Independence, either way, you’re out of the EU’ don’t these cunts get?

      No matter how many McSheeple vote to remain happily fleeced by the EU and no matter how much bleating they do about nasty, nasty Brexit, there is no possibility of them remaining in the EU if the UK leaves, and here’s a big hint as to why this won’t be happening even if the SNP give the impression that they’ve been told something different, just ask the Spanish about the Catalans..they’re happy if Scotland leaves and then applies for membership the normal way, but wouldn’t be happy about any ‘shenanigans’ and consider that they’ve a veto. Consider also that the Catalans aren’t the only separatists active in the EU..so, even it their rules on membership could be bent to allow Scotland to remain in, it would not be politically expedient for the EU to do so in current climes…so it ain’t happening.

      Would a newly independent Scotland’s application to join the EU be welcomed with open arms?, hah!, depends…Politically, they’ll have to go through the process, jump through the hoops, and show how willing the Scots would be to bend over and sacrifice some of the more inconvenient Socialistic principles that they currently hold, all in preparation before even being considered..and then there will be a financial cost in joining if accepted, what state assets do they have that can be stripped? (e.g. French companies have been eyeing up Scottish Water for quite a while now)..and then there’s the natural resources like the fishing to be plundered…, the cunts in the SNP know all this, ah, but shh!, nae tellin’ the sheeple..

      All politicians are lying cunts, this is a given, but this is a deeper, darker, and, dare I say, somewhat funnier level of cuntery being played out here for all to see..as the only way the Scottish Nationalists currently have of keeping Scotland in the EU, if they’re genuinely serious about that, is in keeping Scotland in the U.K. which means they’ll have to forget about that second Independence vote they’ve been hinting to the sheeple they’ll be getting..

      A right shower of Cunty McCunt-Cunts from McCuntland indeed.

      • Thanks for that summary, which looks good to me. Bottom line; independence from the UK is not financially viable without dependence on the EU. And the EU’s willingness to prop up basket case economies – especially those not adjacent to Russia – has atrophied over the last couple of decades.

        In any case, it seems that about a third of the SNP votes came from Leavers – north of the border, where Farage is seen as the far-right Sassenach devil incarnate. the SNP is the “fuck off” party of choice…a plague on all the other houses. Though Krankie is obviously not going to hint at that.

  3. Oh, and someone made a passing reference to a “Speaker of the House of Commons who is determined that “Parliament’s” will is respected.”

    I say “Bollocks to Bercow.” All together now…

  4. Me too!!
    If the conservatives think that by threatening catweazel I’m gonna vote for them they can cock off!!
    Of course with the right PM in the place I could be persuaded but if it’s another Trojan horse cunt of a remainer in leave clothing? NO DEAL you cunts

  5. Change UK was a corpse that was planted earlier this year in the garden.
    It appears that it still hasn’t begun to sprout.

  6. I don’t think much has changed in practical terms wrt our position in the EU.Our count of Brexit MEP’s has added 9 seats to what UKIP previously held (it kept 3): you might call it the Farage Under Another Name Party. The count of treacherous corporatist globalists, now rebranded Liberal and Other is about the same – they’ll be helping the centrist EU groups. Except the Tories, of whom 4 are left, and who will no longer be a major presence in the ECR group. I make it a net shift of 5 away from the majority centrist groupings. Presumably the LimpDumbs will join the ALDE group, and the Greens will remain Green. Our contribution to the balance of power in the EU, if I’ve got it right, is to increase the strength of the centrist, pro-EU ALDE, and raise its profile in the general scheme of things. Fortunately, other parties interested in their nations’ sovereignty have been making gains as well. Good.

    At home, of course, I am very happy with the collective shout of “Fuck off, you cunts” to which I contributed. I hope that when this government collapses into the mire of its own making, the Brexit Party will be sufficiently ready to repeat the shout and engineer our exit in the interests of the UK, not the EU.

    We seem to be learning to vote for what we want, rather than for the party Dad and Granddad voted for…that in itself is encouraging.

    • Fucking right……. blue, red, blue, red , blue, blue, red……fuck all that old bollocks. Yesterday’s men…..all cunts who need to fuck off.
      Fingers crossed the good people of Peterborough can show us the way next week.

  7. no doubt come the next election or referendum the politicians will be demanding new rules – Brexit will only be meaningful if London vote for it; and even then there must be a 95% majority; and the margin must also exceed 3 million; and it must only happen on a full moon, and only if Eastenders isn’t on!

    Other than that, the country clearly favours Remain!

  8. On Google news there was only one article of the Brexit party winning. If it were Labour you could guarantee there’d be hundreds of articles on their victory.

  9. Dont be so harsh on the remainer cunts.
    I lost a tenner the other week but I quickly realised that I still had £7:50 in me bin. Which meant in fact that I’d only lost £2:50.
    Diane Flabbot would be proud of me

    Happy days

  10. Utter Cunts they are these remainer types.
    When voting for Members of Parliament, EU or UK, it’s the number of seats that truly matter.

    The Brexit Party and DUP got 30.
    The Lib-dumbs, Greens, scotch nazis, welsh gogs, ira and aliance got 29.

    30 is bigger than 29 you remaining cunts!

  11. Andrew Neil, possibly the only BBC employee who isn’t fucking delusional, has branded the Al Beebs attempts to show remain actually had more votes as ‘dodgy’. I can’t believe he’s the only person who has TV influence who has actually pointed this out. Shows how much bias is in the media when only one person can highlight the bullshit that is being thrown around.

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