Dead Pool (128)

Congratulations to King Cunt who successfully predicted that former Prime Minister of Australia Bob Hawke would be the next to pop his clogs. He was 89. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 128:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

June Brown

Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Dick Van Dyke
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter

(Hopefully I’ve picked the right winner this time)

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool (128)

  1. Betty White
    Richard Wilson
    Cloris Leachman
    Madeleine Albright
    Jack Nicholson

  2. Sean Connery
    John McCririck
    Superstar Billy Graham
    Michael Heseltine
    Joan Collins

  3. Bill oddie
    Shirley Williamson
    Roy Hattersley
    Nicholas Witchell
    Vera Lynn

    Fuckin Hell, I didn’t know King Cunt was 89. He must have outlived most of the cunt’s he’s chosen.

    • Sorry wanksock, I’ve got Vera as I reckon her life is almost Dover.

      • Would sooner be Dover than Frinton…

        “Change at Harwich for the Continent, Frinton for the incontinent.”

      • Sorry Mr. Blunt Iwas E minutes late. My old man was a POW and they always called her VDVera.
        I see bloody Michael Hesletine has already been taken or I would have had him passing out from having to carry all the cheques for his appearance fees on the BBC this week.
        May I have Lady Nugee?

  4. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  5. Quincy Jones
    Burt Bacharach
    Nancy Sinatra
    Princess Michael of Kunt
    Ben Stein

  6. George Lucas
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Ginger Baker
    Loretta Lynn

    Cuntgratulations King Cunt throw a shrimp on the barbie when you celebrate later with a glass of fosters

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    Robert Mugabe

    • He was ace back in the 80s, one of the best actors on Neighbours.

  8. Olivia Newton John
    Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer (Butterflies)
    Frank Windsor
    Morris Perry
    Michael Barratt (Nationwide)

  9. 1. Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu
    2. Bernard Manning
    3. Noddy Holder
    4. That shouty mouthed cunt from Safestyle Windows
    5. Prince Philip

  10. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim
    Joanna Lumley

  11. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Robert Mugabe

  12. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Prunella Scales
    Val Kilmer

  13. Everton Weekes
    Joni Mitchell
    Lord Mackay
    Jeremy Kyle
    Ken Dodd

  14. Pat Boone
    Giovanna Ralli
    George Reynolds
    Earl Cameron
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    Good Shot, King Cunt.

  15. Patricia Routledge
    Olivia De Havilland
    Jack Smethurst
    Gary Lineker hopefully
    Abu Hamza

  16. Fuckin hell, these ‘passings away’ are becoming far too frequent. I’m now beginning to lose faith in my own immortality. Time to turn to religion I think.

  17. Jimmy Greaves
    Franco Zeferreli
    Pearl Carr
    Nobby Stiles
    Sylvia Syms

  18. Jermaine Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

    • The Jackson Five? I’m going for the Magnificent Seven, if any of them are left.

  19. Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash
    Anne Buydens
    Edwin Bramall
    Margaret Tebbit

  20. 1 Keith Lemon
    2. Paul Gascoigne
    3.Petula Clark
    4.Johny Vegas
    5.Dennis Skinner

  21. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  22. Goldie Hawn

    Andrew Marr
    Rolf Harris
    Kerry Catona

    Edit: corbyn is taken.

  23. Richard Chamberlain
    Ian McKellen
    George Takei
    Stephen Fry
    Derek Jacobi

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