Gavin Williamson

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A cunting for Gavin Williamson, the defence secretary who has announced that all combat roles are to be open to women, including Royal Marines Commandos, the SAS and SBS, but, and I quote:

“All female soldiers will have the pass the same physical fitness tests as male recruits.”

Yeah ‘course they fucking will, Gav, you lying cunt. What do you take us for, eh? Cunts??? Pound to a fucking penny that standards will be fucking dropped to allow ‘wimmin’ into the roles. Happened in the fucking fire brigade, despite constant denials and it’ll happen in the Armed Forces. God fucking help us.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

I will actually come to Gavin Williamson’s defence here, I am sure you have your own ideas about “women” ect, however if you were to venture to the town of Aldershot where generations of “women” have grappled with the parachute regiment for almost 70 years, you will find a special breed of “women”, these “women” are capable of most things (except femininity) and also responsible for starting and winning 70% of the bar fights here.

So if Mr Williamson recruits exclusively from Aldershot I can guarantee you special force groups that will for certain make any enemy shit there pants at the mere thought of any possible conflict with us.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Women on the front line? Great idea for fighting ISIS. The peaceful bastards won’t fight women because being killed by one of them stops them going to heaven and fucking the brains out of their virgins.

The Kurds got hold of this one early on and used all women companies to make the cunts retreat.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

46 thoughts on “Gavin Williamson”

  1. One can imagine wimmin at the Battle of the Bulge against those SS hard bastards and the Panzers, eh?…. Or how about those deadly Japanese in 1944? Or how about the raped it robbed it killed it Taliban? What a load of bollocks…

    But – and I guarantee this, cunters – the more women there are in military positions, the more wars will start…. ‘She tried to steal my fellah! Get the nukes out!’

  2. I went out with a bird from Aldershot, wild would be a fecking good word for her, also a WRAC bird from Liverpool based at Camberley good sort to. Knew lots of Army girls some very frightening if they wanted a bunkup you had to comply. Feck could you imagine a platoon of birds with pmt enemy would only have to say good morning and they be fucked for baiting them.

  3. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

    Special Forces are just that same as any other division when the men-folk need a brew making.

    And how else will the mess equipment get cleaned after meals???

    Makes perfect sense to me.

    (Sorry couldn’t resist. 😂)

  4. Rebel if any of the old tabbies from the wimmins web watch brigade read this we have signed our death warrants.

  5. Speaking of the Military and the waycist 100yr armistice anniversary…

    I see Les Dawson and the Granny Fucker were hand-in-hand as they signed a remembrance book in yet another sickening show of EU fuelled Franco-German unity.

    Always amazes me how readily the cheese-eating, surrender-monkies are to grasp the hand of their occupiers, while treating us – their saviours – with complete and utter contempt.

    Short-memoried, ungrateful cunts! 😠

  6. Joking aside, this Armed Forces policy decision seems to fly in the face of the fact that women are biologically different to men. There’ll be a few scary lezzas that will be able to pass Selection or infantry training, but you’re average Doris isn’t going to have the stamina and the killer mentality. In 20 years time, there will be loads of claims for compo by females who have injuries. Blokes who serve a full career in the infantry are fucked as it is.

    Jeezus H Christ! Help me out here Quickdraw!

    • It’s all part of the elite’s master plan of flooding the West with predominantly fighting-age men from 3rd world shitholes, while immasculating the indigenous male population, turning them all into complicit, weak, soy boys.

      That’s so that when the libbos finally realise the invasion (that they asked for) is complete, there’ll be no cunt left, or able, to repell those “boarders”.

      A fucking Island nation, and we still can’t keep the cunts out due to feckless, socially removed, Westminster cunts!

    • Yes, not quite butch enough, that one, Willie. Maybe she’ll qualify after a few week’s training.

    • Being shut in a sealed space with my GPs receptionists would be lethal.
      Visual torture – looking at them is like sticking needles in your eyes.
      Aural torture – the appalling screeching that is emitted from their facial orifices
      Cheap perfume (whatever the latest on-message, over-advertised shite is; distilled out of meerkat’s ringpieces) – am losing the will to live.

  9. The one on the right looks like Lord Handlebum. What’s he up to now the filthy pervert?

  10. I was in a pub when some minger
    bird who was serving in the army started trying to chat me up.
    After several drinks she looked me up and down and said….
    “When I get you back to my place I’m gonna give you super sex.”

    I looked her up and down and said “Fuck it, I’ll have the soup”….

  12. Many years ago (when a student) I got a bit pissed in the company my mate Alan’s sister, who was in the army and a few years older than me. She was no film star but wild as fuck, and was very happy to dish it out. The thing I remember most was that she had a muff like a jihadi’s beard. Haven’t seen one quite like it since. Are all birds in the army this energetic?

    • You should certainly visit Japan Ron.

      Girls are very energetic and with plenty of thatch.

      Would certainly recommend it if you are into that sort of thing.

  13. Sarah Payne’s murderer ‘stabbed’ in prison attack.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46163113

    Think the saying is “What goes around comes around.

    Perhaps he will try and sue the prison service for not giving him enough protection, although suspect he will not be successful.

    Evil cunt deserves everything he gets.

  14. The female SS Guards of Nazi Germany, were absolutely ruthless and without mercy on their hapless victims., as were the female snipers of the Russian Army. My point is, it takes a very special person to kill, and to kill without qualm or conscience. Recently, the female Kurdish infantry have been deployed with pretty damned impressive results, and have taken a lot of casualties in the process.
    Here in England though, those birds fit and racy would never touch a job in the forces. The ( Viz ) fat slags would never pass the fitness test, and the feckless fuckwits from “Uni” would shite themselves silly. No need to worry about the composition of our forces. Its the fucking twats who manage them. Gavin Williams being one.

    • Bloody hell Ron, its like a giant hairy caterpillar that Attenborough would be wanking off to in the Amazon.

  16. Actually,I think it is a good idea. Israel has all female front line units. SOE made no distinction in training and,having trained alongside the Moscow militia (police) they also make no distinction. Don’t ask what I was doing.. The women were as hard as fucking nails.

    • And he avoided Vietnam because of a ‘ foot problem ‘ , healing was rapid once war ended , hmmmm.
      I like the way he shakes things up , but the man is a massive cunt.
      He won’t have impressed the military with his no show today.
      Good evening.

  18. He’s such a dreadful Capitalist. Like when he talks about military hardware- ‘we have some beautiful equipment now’. Beautiful bombs, beautiful guns.

  19. A bad mistake by the Tangoman. The Yanks are fanatical about this sort of thing. He should have moved heaven and earth to get his arse there.
    I’m sure he could have had plenty of flunkeys to hold umbrellas over his crazy hairstyle.

    • Yeah he wouldn’t want his fake tan running. Id like to think he isn’t as ignorant to not know that over 100,000 Americans died in WW1 too but he probably is.

    • Huge mistake. Probably the worst yet. A bit reminiscent of the idiocy earlier this year when he dissed his own security services to curry favour appeasing Putin. At the press conference, to Putin’s face he said:

      “I have great confidence in my intelligence people. But I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today… President Putin says it’s not Russia. I don’t see any reason why it would be.”

      Then 24 hours later, out of Putin’s orbit, he was back pedalling totally unconvincingly with:

      “The sentence should have been: ‘I don’t see any reason why it WOULDN’T be Russia,’ sort of a double negative. So you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good by itself.”

      WTF!?

      Let’s hope next time he misspeaks it’s not in reference to the launching /not launching of nuclear weapons….

  20. Don’t get me wrong. I like him. He is breath of fresh air. He was honest about the arms sales to Saudi and the Khassoggi thing. Quickly let’s not pretend anymore. Of course it is not going to effect arms sales.

  21. But it is where he comes from. Chesterton-‘big business is organised like an army now. It is, as some would say, a sort of mild militarism without bloodshed; as I say, a militarism without the military virtues.’

  22. What the Donald is trying to do is to get NATO members to pay their fair share. Macron has been praising Michel Petain, a total cunt who capitulated quicker than Cheryl Cole-Fernandez-Vacini Spagbowl went down on Liam Payne.

  23. Not to mention the amount of times combat will have to stop for them all to take a 10 min piss

  25. Not entirely off topic but today, Guardian headline from that cunt David Olusaga, Black Soldiers Were Expendable. That bunch of steaming toerags can’t give it a fucking rest can they. They were all pretty much expendable you fucking post modern fact free fucking arsewipe. Sheesh.

  26. Oh no, help me! Turned on beeb 1 for the cenotaph coverage and they’ve got the cunt on. Where’s that fucking complaint number?

  27. I want a Cowards Remembrance Day. I come from a long line of deserters,shirkers and all round cowards.One of my grandfathers spent 5 years,1940-45, in a German prisoner of war camp.He actually managed to “escape” twice(truth is security was so lax he simply walked off into the surrounding german countryside) but on both occasions he turned himself in coz he realized he was better off as a prisoner.Why arent men like him commemorated? We cant all be war heroes and holocaust survivors.Although hes long dead my Grandad would have been proud to march in a Cowards Regiment past the cenotaph along with all his fellow cowards and deserters.

  28. 19 out of 20 paras and marines that try SAS selection fail but some women will pass. Yeah right.

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