Cookies [2]

Not those, you cunt!

I would like to nominate “this site uses cookies…”

For several years now we’ve had to click this, click that on virtually every webpage you visit because the EU decided so. In true EU spirit they didn’t actually give any recommendations as to how companies should adopt the change – this is why we’re stuck with all this shit.

It boils my piss. Ffs, I don’t really care that you are tracking what the fuck I’m doing –
I’m intelligent enough to counter that shit anyway, as are most people.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

18 thoughts on “Cookies [2]

  1. Nice cunting. I fucking hate all of this shite on every fucking site I visit, and if you fail to “consent” then the site refuses entry/
    Every fucking time every fucking day! Cookies need a funking good dunking !!!

  2. As a techie person I have to say ever since GDPR kicked in at the backend of May this year the use of cookies and privacy notices on every site I visit really has become a pain in the fucking arse!

    That said the whole purpose of GDPR is to give a little more power back to the end user, so that he can control what information is being sent back to the nosy cunts via these cookies. However, it means you do have to go into the privacy settings and tick or untick the boxes you don’t want the cunts to know about.

    Sounds simple, but it really isn’t; its a fucking ballache, and some of the bigger sites have so many boxes to tick/untick, some of which are incredibly vague in what they’re doing, most people will just think “fuck this!” and just click “Accept” instead.

    And what is even more annoying is that if you give regular maintenance to your tablets, phones and computers using things like CCleaner, you can delete all of those local cookies and privacy settings, which means the next time you revisit a site you get prompted for the same shit all over again.

    These cookies take the fucking biscuit

    cunts

    • I spend a little while in CCleaner every now and again setting cookies that I want to exclude during cleaning so I don’t get prompted. It can take an hour or so but it’s worth it. The sites that really piss me off are the ones that want you to click boxes on every fucking PAGE you visit, not just the overall site.

  3. They can use cookies to track my preferences as much as they want. All they’ll discover is that they’re dealing with a bigoted,gambling,porn-using, moaning old Cunt.
    An entirely accurate assessment,to be fair.

    Fuck Off.

    • Hahaha Dick.
      Classic. Great to be cheered up with some forthright, no-nonsense common sense on a grey and drizzly Saturday morning !

  4. Don’t give a fuck about the cultural identity of the assailant you can’t go around stabbing real people. That’s just not on. This cunt needs locking up for a very long time.

    • The Home Office has announced that it is to investigate the 30 year old ‘ school pupil ‘ that was excluded from a school near Ipswich.
      Well fuck me ! / strike a light ! / cor blimey ! / erk alors ! Who’d have thunked it ?
      The grass doesn’t grow under their feet.
      Phew !
      Dozy , useless cunts.
      Good morning.

      • Morning Jack

        Saw that yesterday in our local paper.

        The schoolboy in question has officially been classified as an adult.

        Regarding the authorities have absolutely no confidence in them to get any fucking thing right.

        Useless cunts.

      • They were obviously hoping nobody would notice. Rather like The Hunchback was hoping that nobody would notice that she is a lying cunt.
        They really do think we are thick as shit.

      • Morning Willie. The authorities always seem to be at least a couple of steps behind the game.
        The current situation, where more and more boats of migrants are getting across the channel is a case in point. We should either let the fuckers sink or take them straight back to France. But no, we bring them back here and here they stay. More leeches to feed and house.
        Cunts.

  5. There’ll be an absolute flood of them now that news will reach France that we will ‘rescue’ them. The traitor beeb will tell us they are desperate for asylum.
    Is that because France such a violent and war torn country?

  6. Would these consent notices disappear if (by some miracle) we ever left the EU?

    This thought brought to you by the makers of Project Hope®

  7. Agreed. Having to click on all those ‘Accept cookies’ fuckers is a right pisser, day in, day out.

    The only ‘cookies’ I am even remotely interested in are those that come in a JUMBO SIZE packet, have extra chocolate chips and are accompanied by a fucking vat of PG Tips brew.

    What a pile of computer cunt.

  8. These cookies are just yet another monumental failure by the EU and leave an even worse taste in my mouth than the thought of a blowjob from Banana Gob. Stop constantly badgering me about whether or not I will allow you to spy on me, you fucking cunts.

  9. Cookies: Another infantilised Americanism which bypassed our linguistic immigration controls and is now on the etymological dole somewhere in Luton.

    If I have to be fucked about by the GDPR*, I demand to be informed:
    ” This site uses BISCUITS to monitor your every move and preference.”
    …you globalist cunts.

    *Suspiciously similar to “German Democratic Peoples’ Republic”, eh? Probably no accident.

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