Dead Pool [101]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted that Spiderman co-creator Steve Ditko would be the next dead dude.He was 90 and was found dead in his house from a suspected heart attack.

On to Dead Pool 101.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Spencer P Jones
John McCain

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [101]

  1. John Romita Sr
    Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Cowboy Bill Watts
    Michael Hestletine

  2. Jimmy Carter
    Olivia de Havilland
    Betty White
    Sterling Moss
    Javier Perez de Cuellar

  3. Hillary Clinton
    Prince Phillip
    Nancy Pelosi
    Robert Mugabe
    Neymar (just because I hate the little cunt)

  4. Nice one, PM…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bernard Hepton
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  5. Juan Carlos of Spain
    Larry King
    Bob Barker
    Herman Wouk
    Stanislaw Kowalski

  6. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, PMS.

    • All of Stan Lee’s Marvel co-creators are dead now, make of that what you will:

      Jack Kirby, Don Heck, Bill Everett, Steve Ditko, Wally Wood.
      All gone.

  7. John cheese
    Ann widcombe
    Gary birtles
    Trevor MacDonald
    Ray reardon

  8. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Alice Cooper
    Dawn Sturgess (novichok victim)

  9. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Madeleine albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  10. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    David Warner (actor)

    Congrats PMS

  11. Gordon Banks
    Clives James
    Denis Norden
    David Van Day
    David Hedison

  12. John Cleese
    Suzi Quatro
    Murray Walker
    John Motson
    Michael Parkinson

  13. Tony Blair
    Tony Blair
    Tony Blair
    Tony Blair
    Tony Blair
    If the good Lord is listening

  14. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  15. Fuck me Tail Arse Charlie again. Bugger:

    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Val Kilmer
    Jim Dale
    Giscard D’Estaing

  16. Meredith Grey, Taylor Swifts pussy
    50 cent, Oprah Winfreys dog
    George, Jim Carreys dog
    Harvey, that slag Jordan’s pet
    Dame Marcela Contreras, for crimes against humanity.

  17. Andy Garcia
    Michelle Rodriguez
    Nicko McBrain
    Bruce Willis
    Laura Dern

    • If I (somehow) cause the death of Michelle Rodriguez, does that count?

      • Bruce willis is reprehensible as a choice, but he’d have to go before nicko.

    • Perhaps we can get Shaun to nominate him if we ask nicely.

      Pretty please Shaun- Sadiq Khan

  18. Congrats!

    James corden
    Dianne abbot
    Meghan markle
    Ed sheercunt
    Jeremy corbyn

  19. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Yoko Ono
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  20. Stella Greasy
    Dawn Butt-lard
    Clare Balding
    Polly Toynbee
    Sir Cliff Richards

  21. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Andrea Byrne

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona

  23. Yoko Ono
    Yoko fucking Ono
    fucking Yoko Ono
    That cunt Yoko Ono
    Yoko Ono

  24. Phil Spector
    Donald Sutherland
    Timothy Dalton
    Rusty Warren
    Bobby Bare

  25. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    Paul McCartney (its time you kick the bucket you coffin dodging prick)

    Cuntgrats Sinister

  26. James Earl Jones
    Dick Van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter

  27. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

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