Espionage is a right cunt. Dodgy business, especially when Johnny Dago is involved…
Was Salisbury REALLY the work of Putin ? Thinking of Occam’s Razor, I’d say 67 percent yes, but… Could be cunts out there (EU interference, anyone ??) trying to muddy the waters and make us lurv that comfort-blanket of global security that is the EU. I always thought the Russkies were a little bit tidier with their housekeeping. Maybe some cunt is just trying to pin one on Vlad. Would he want us to stay in the EU ? I rather think he’d like to see it weaken and fall apart…but I may well be mistaken.
In any case, what would the Most Useless Political Personage Ever To (pass through the door of No. 10) do about it… Escalate into WW III ??
But it is entirely possible, I guess, that VP has looked at GB, over which a cloud of snowflakes and pussies has descended, and decided that we make a nice little backyard for Ivan to do his dirty work in…
So The Bear arrives, “does its business”, frightens the pussies, and departs.
Shall follow this one with interest…
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
For all of Putin’s faults you have to kind of admire the fact that if he says he’ll have you killed, he’ll have you fucking killed.
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Can’t say I’m surprised at the ruskies being more brazen about their assassinations. They know that our political class are weak snowflakes.
Nothing was done after alexander litvinenko was poisoned and fuck all is gonna happen after this either.
I don’t trust our politicians but I’d be very surprised if it wasn’t the ruskies.
They wouldn’t dare do it to America, especially with trump in charge …but Theresa the Appeaser? Ha.
Our political class enjoy laundering the Russians dirty money too much to react.
Just a token gesture then everything will go back to normal and our political classes can carry on getting rich on dirty money.
The cunts.
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Agree 100% DTS!
Putin may be bold but stupid he isn’t, how little provocation would be required for the DON to get fuckin heavy? If this had happened in America I doubt we would see tango man playing pussy tit for tat expelling diplomats….
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Oi kuffar, bin it M8 https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article9786005.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS69400272.jpg
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Surely they should be proffering that sign outside a London KFC?
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Save ’em having to buy them themselves.
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Fuck Putin, Jinping, Kim Wrong ‘Un and the rest of the commy gangster cunts. Bring back the Cold War and get the walls, barriers and checkpoints back up. Freak show cunts.
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My enemy’s enemy is NOT always my friend.
Putin is a narcissistic, sociopathic, homicidal, multi-billionaire kleptocratic cunt whose sole motivation is personal power, wealth and self aggrandisement.
And far from being a patriot he is grinding the Russian economy (smaller than Italy’s or South Korea’s ffs) into the ground.
Happy Easter Cunters, please try to restrain yourselves from nailing anyone (me?) to a tree over the weekend…
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Let’s not forget though, Creampuff…Putin’s all hetero; there’s no doubt of that…
https://goo.gl/images/jgDyaH
As it’s Easter, it’s time to remind my ghastly god-squadding cunt of a wife that Jesus was the first zombie…I mentioned it last year and received the sort of look I’d give out if being forced at gunpoint to give a grand to a Syrian charity whilst being fingered by one of Richard Kiel’s enormous digits.
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Don’t have a tree, would have to screw you to a wall, so to speak.
You’re right though, this cunt wants a war and I reckon he’s happy to follow through with threats to the west because he know there’ll certainly be no response from anywhere in Europe. This fucking country is useless in pretty much everything it does because of the complete absence of any guts in the government and, in fact, the whole political class.
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That, I suspect Moggie, is without doubt Pukin’s game. Actually he doesn’t have to do much, just sit back, have a bit of fun with nerve agents and some cyber sabotage from time to time, and wait for us to destroy ourselves like the Romans (other defunct civilisations are available for citation).
@Thomas the Cunt Engine
Fucking brilliant! Be surprised if the little short-arse cunt doesn’t have it displayed on billboards all over Moscow by tea time, ha ha.
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“Putin is a narcissistic, sociopathic, homicidal, multi-billionaire kleptocratic cunt whose sole motivation is personal power, wealth and self aggrandisement”…….. Fair enough summation, RTC,but I’m sure that he probably has some bad points too.
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Is that a pack of 6″ Galvanised Round Head nails in your pocket Dick… or are you just pleased to see me?
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He likes to portray himself as very much a man of the people.
Wonder if his followers would still think so Ruff Tuff if they were there aware that he is considered by many outside of Russia to be the wealthiest individual in the world with a reported wealth in excess of £200 billion.
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The one thing we’ve learnt from this incident, is that should there ever be a chemical attack, they’ll still be time to nip out for a pizza.
The whole thing stinks…
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It’s the extra anchovies, JRC !
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I want to know how I can get hold of one of those hazmat suits. Would hide a multitude of sins (and biscuits). Great for shoplifting too… though you might get noticed.
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Personally i’m more inclined to believe Vlad, but that’s only because I am more familiar with our own beloved lying, thieving, treacherous shitcunt politicians.
The classic “between a rock and a hard place.”
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We’ll be alright here as long as we have a tenacious, resilient, inspiring leader.
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(plip)
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You can come and shelter with me and my kin:
https://adventuresinatomictourism.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/family-bomb-shelter-1952.jpg
(We have beans.)
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Looks the the fella has just let rip with a stinky one.
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I seriously couldn’t give 2 shits about this Russian “nothing”.
For fuck’s sake! Any country in the world with a stake in world affairs has done similar if not worse around the globe and ever since the term “Spy” was used (so that would be Greek and Egyptian times at the latest).
Also, even with all of the posturing that our feeble Govt manages to muster, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Russia was involved.
Do I think Russia did it? Yes of course I do because I’m not a fucking idiot! So the fuck what! We’ve done the same (and worse) around the globe as has the USA and Israel, etc.
Now here’s the chucklishious thing about all of this. The Ruskies know we have the same nerve agent in an MoD base in Salisbury. Apparently traces of this nerve agent can be directly tied to the actual source (due to minor variations in chemical structure).
The Ruskies made a big thing of decrying that *we* have that nerve agent and that we *should* check that it’s not our own batch which *accidentally* got out – causing all of this kerfuffle.
Fuck all has been said about that though eh!?! Why??
Because we all know that the Ruskies did it, but if they used our own stockpile of the nerve agent against the spy cunt family here, then that would have far wider reaching implications with regards to national security wouldn’t it!
Besides I could give a fuck. The Russians are of no threat whatsoever to the indigenous population of this country and could be a handy trade partner when (although more likely “if” if this piss poor administration has anything to go by) we leave the EU.
What I want *MY* Govt to concentrate on are the “peaceful” cunts within our own borders who *ARE* a very real and present danger to everyone who lives here rather than some (probably deserved it for being a traitor) spy cunt!
Chew on that Theresa May! You ineffectual cunt!
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Russia is rotten, corrupt and criminal. The unfortunate Russian people have never known any different. It is presided over by a short arse closet gay who is capa de capo of a vast criminal network. He has ministers whose sole responsibility is skimming off business.
Russia has natural resources but fuck all else. I have said this before – you wouldn’t want your car or TV made there.
They are pushing things to the limit to see what response the West gives. But are doing it in bits against small single entities – Ukraine, Georgia, Baltic States, because they do not have the capacity or depth to take on the West as a whole. They have discovered cyber crime and fake news so are using that as well.
If, and it’s a big if, the west cuts the fuckers off, they are fucked. They know it but we need to finally realise it and bring our criminal banks in line, who facilitate the whole enterprise. The scale of money laundering from Russia that goes on in good old London is what keeps them going.
Ban the fuckers from travelling here. Freeze their accounts. Seize properties where the provenance of the finance is unclear, including fucking football clubs.
None of this will happen while we have a corrupt banking system and greedy corrupt politicians. We can live in hope.
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Absolutely spot fucking on.
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I know this might sound like bollocks but …………something isn’t right here
Look at the daughter if you ask me !
Why ?
Then look at VP
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When all this kicked off and our government mentioned retaliation, straight away the Russians said “You shouldn’t threaten a nuclear power.” Britain talks about expelling a few diplomats and they talk about their nuclear weapons. That’s fucking childish. Their mentality is that of the school yard bully. Gorbachev was the only Russian worth talking to and we should suspend diplomatic ties until they manage to get rid of Putin and his inferiority complex.
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Putin will be pulling out all the stops to see useful idiot Corbyn elected. The moment he walks through the door of No.10 we will no longer have a functioning nuclear deterrent. And with no army, navy or air force to speak of…
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That’s the problem with these Ivans, they pull their BS in such a brazen manner and go completely over the top when they get called out on it. Pricks.
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Can I just say that it wasn’t the Ivans trying to bump their traitor off that bothers me, because let’s face it all traitors deserve that end. It was the reckless cack handed way which endangered god knows how many regular folk that got my piss boiling. Why? Why try and bump him off in such a bollocked up way? Why not just shoot the bugger or give him the Berezovsky Special?
And they wonder why everyone got pissed off at them. Cunts.
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In a way, it is the sheer bloody incompetence of the attack that gets me.
Maybe they sent some playschool kids over on an educational project…
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Agree – shoot the cunt one bullet Nae mess
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Fuck Putain (correct spelling, it’s french for bitch, whore, and occasionally cunt), fuck the Russians, and fuck their bacolite world. I’m convinced the worst thing to happen in the last forty years is the fall of the Berlin Wall. You can’t go anywhere on holiday these days without it being blighted by a load of Ivans, strutting around in their circa 1987 mullets and budgie smuggler Speedo combos. I couldn’t care less if they want to whack their traitors, I wish we would do the same, returning jihadis, that cunt Snowden, Spivey, do the fucking lot of them. But to put innocent cunts in the firing line, because they want to make a statement of how tough they are, like some pathetic steroid monkey, is not on.
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