Meghan Markle

Something of an overdue cunting methinks for media darling and The Royal Family’s newest recruit, Meghan Markle.

Every time I see this sickly-sweet shitcunt smiling, hugging and faking her way through interview after interview, I am reminded of one Barrack Obama. No, not because of the obvious, but because of that whole carefully cultivated media image and the blatant schmoozing going on to further her fucking profile.

Clarifications – I am no royalist. I do not pine like some Daily Mail housewife for the memory of Diana, The People’s Cunt. I do not give a continental fuck who Harry is with. I do not care whether she ruins the monarchy or anything along those lines.

What I do care about is seeing this inane, vapid, professional ‘media personality’ getting endless coverage every time I try to watch the news or read any news website. Worse still is this utterly fucking bonkers, PC driven concept that just because she’s mixed race, the world will be all fucking right. Shove it up your bollocks, for Christ’s sakes.

Here’s what little I know – this cunt’s own birth family is in turmoil and she’s a divorcee; not exactly cunt-worthy facts in isolation but so much then for being the domestic saviour who will transform the Royal Family for the better. She has been exposed as some kind of anonymous blogger who charted her exploits in climbing the greasy pole of Hollywood and effectively stopped at nothing to ‘make it’; hence the strong suspicion that this fucker’s veneer is Magnet-kitchen shallow. She is already settling in on #metoo and equality bandwagons and doesn’t mind being the champion for the inane fuckers praising her, just for being the boning target of an over-indulged ginger cunt.

Always hard to know whether the true cunt in these cases is indeed the subject, the media or the lunatics who see someone of mixed race doing anything outside of crime as some kind of fucking diversity champion. But please get this fucking cunt off the news pages and the TV screens. Just disappear into the fucking background like Countess Wessex.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

66 thoughts on “Meghan Markle

  1. Now look here, fellow cunters, I understand it’s an easy mistake, but for the love of loaves, her first name is Angela and if you think the sag-tit old witch looks anything remotely like the above picture when her iron-clad bodice for Druncker then you’re in for a huge disappointment. Please pay more attention in future !

  2. Charities infiltrated… Check √.

    British public…Continued progress…√.

    Local government infiltrated…√.

    Media infiltrated…Check √.

    Forces infiltrated…Check √.

    Politics infiltrated… Check √.

    Government infiltrated…Check √.

    Thick cunts such as Linekar & Allen…Check √.

    US Presidency…Check √.

    Snowflakes & Wannabe cunts…Check √.

    Media infiltrated again… Double Check √.

    Stoopid yoof infiltrated…Check √.

    Current mission, “the jewel in the crown”, the Royal family…Result pending ring on finger.

    We were warned, although they still crept along under cover.

  3. I wish this LA hood rat media whore cunt would just fuck off back to America. This pushy cunt is getting right on my wick and she hasn’t even joined the cuntish family firm yet. Watching this mixed race cunt accepting bouquet after bouquet for the next 10 years is going to be fucking insufferable. This old cunts cunt is too old to have kids, so she’ll be filling in for Kate on royal engagements, which means the cunt (and her false smile) won’t be off our fucking TV screens for years to come.

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