Dead Pool [78]

Congratulations to Shaun yet again who scores a hat rick by picking the French Elvis and most famous rocker you have never heard of Johnny Hallyday.

So the slate as wiped clean as we move on to Dead Pool 78

1)You can have up to 5 names each.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from previous rounds.
2)You win if your cunt dies first
3)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignord.

Shaun’s noms:
Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Wolfgang Bosbach
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mark E Smith

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [78]

  1. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    The cunts.

  2. Well plotted !

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clarke

  3. Fuck me Shaun is becoming a right harbinger of doom. I might start trying to get a bet on his “victims”.
    Jimmy Carter
    Doris Day
    Everton Weekes
    Burt Bacharach
    Franco Zeferelli

  4. On a roll, Shaun… Nice one, pal…
    Only time I heard of Hallyday was when Small Faces performed as a five piece with Peter Frampton when (for some strange reason) they backed Hallyday on some French TV show around late 68…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray
    Eileen Derbyhshire

    • I knew who Hallyday was indeed I first purchased one of his French EPs back in 1963. He seemed a lot older than me then. He and his then wife appeared on The Royal Variety Performance a couple of years later. Terrible voice – as it now seems to me – unlike his then wife.

  5. Congratulations again Shaun.
    Herman Wouk
    Tony Bennett
    Stanley Baxter
    Michael Sheen
    Bill Ward

  6. It’s a fix! 😃

    Betty White
    Bobby Charlton
    Richard Chamberlain
    Angela Landsbury
    Jimmy Armfueld

  7. Lord Carrington
    Grace Mugabe
    Stan Lee
    Vera Lynn
    Prunella Scales

    And thanks for nicking Bush snr, Robert Mugabe, Wouk and Douglas you cunts. If they go I shall claim an empiric victory…

  8. Javier Perez de Cuelar
    Shannen Doherty
    Pope Benedict
    Jean-Marie Le Pen
    Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow not the singer

  9. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Jan Michael Vincent
    George P Shultz

    That is Mary Wilson, Harolds widow.

    • To cut a long story short, I wouldn’t be Dancing, with tears in my eyes if all of these cunts ended up Together in electric dreams.

    • You just need some peacefuls to bomb an 80s New Year revival concert.

      Although I did go to one a few years back and it was fucking ace. Was off my face, mind.

  10. Fuck me Shaun, glad you don’t know where I live.

    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko Ono
    Diana Ross
    Nicolas Parsons

  11. Terry Jones
    Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin)
    Ennio Morricone
    John Savident
    Patricia Routledge.

  12. Again well played mate

    my picks are ,

    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Ric “WOOOO” Flair
    Freddy Foreman

    • I must say that Flair is looking increasingly likely…. whatever it was that nearly finished him off a few months back still looks like it’s taken its toll on him.

      • Your not wrong with that hr looks like terrible but i thought that 10 yr ago.

        “Its that high flying, high rolling, coke snorting, dick flashing, ex wife bashing, alimony owing alcohol non controlling life style” “WOOOOOOOOOOO”

        but seriously he looks like a sun baked corpse really. Poor cunt but he lived the lifestyle and has no apologies or regret s except maybe all the marriages lol.

        • I wonder if ol’ naitch had a stroke, if that’s what finished him off…… seriously, he now looks 66 going on 86.

          I reckon Vader is worth keeping in the pool because he claims he’s only got a couple of years at the most left.

          Biggest joke when he had that health scare in the ring a few months back is that all the other guys in that match are all old bastards too; Choshu and Fujinami are also in their 60s and Mutoh and Koshinaka are well into their 50s.

  13. In 1. Its Jim Bowen. Back again!

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant Stay Away Mum on holiday. Amazing how the hair that fell out grew back when the cell door keys started jingling.

    In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann.

    In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. Holiday prescriptions on request.

    They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol. Like Krankie is going to spend it on that when there’s mosques to be built.

  14. David attenborough (natural causes)
    Harrison ford (natural causes)
    Lilly allen
    Jeremy corbyn (traumatic rhabdomyolysis)
    Paloma faith

  15. Seem May was a dark horse favorite?

    Charles Aznavour
    Bob Hawke
    Stirling Moss
    Barbara Bush
    Donald Sutherland

      • If the opportunity arise’s Fred I’ll be nicking Clive and Denis surely one of them will be off in the next few months.

        • Maybe Denis’ll oblige with a “Cark at Christmas” special – on afternoon tv, complete with the usual morbid ads.

  16. They’re dropping like flies…mustn’t forget to go for our flu jabs !!
    Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Megan Marple-Merkel
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley.

    And any or all of the cast of that fucking shite McCain’s sponsorship drivel that pollutes the fartwaves pre-Emmerdale. Especially the stupid blonde bint. She can shove a catering-size pack of crinkle-cut up her growler and die of hypothermia. Please God, before I smash the sodding tv.

  17. Fuck sake I get pissed again only to come to and find another orf me original introductions to the Pool has croaked and been filched. Going through the list I see it is going to go orn happening. All orf me original noms have been taken. Come orn Cunters, do your own research and help keep the Pool alive.
    Cannot be arsed to recheck again so here is me list and you cunts can tell me if any are already taken. You know how much I appreciate that.

    Ken Dodd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Albert Finney
    Roy Hudd

  18. Hope I never end up on Shaun’s list.

    Arthur Scargill
    Stacy Keach
    Gerry Adams
    Norman Foster
    Roger Waters

  19. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Honor Blackman
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)

  20. Max Clifford dead at 74 according to beeb.Good riddance dirty nonce.No one picked him this round though.

    • That’s a real shame – it would have been sweeter if the cunt had served his full eight years and collapsed and died on the day he was released. Clifford’s death deserves a Bank Holiday and national celebration. Fucking scum.

  21. “If Max Clifford is so good at public relations how come everyone thinks he is a cunt -Viz comic about 15 years ago.

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