Dead Pool [63]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Cunt’s Mate Cunt for correctly predicting that the next dead cunt would be FIFA whistleblower Chuck Blazer who has now cleverly escaped sentencing on that pesky money-laundering charge.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 63.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper

37 thoughts on “Dead Pool [63]

  1. Robert Mugabe
    George H.W Bush
    Vera Lynn
    Jacques Chirac
    Nobby Stiles.

  2. Yes – my first victory! What’s my prize?

    Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke
    Geoff Hurst

  3. Fuck me, now they’ve all appeared, I am in indeed a non-techno cunt!

    • Not only that, but Norden is already bagged. Don’t forget to check everyone else’s noms before you post (including the ones at the bottom of the Dead Pool post).

  4. Cloris Leachman
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Gene Simmons
    Christopher Biggins
    Richard Wilson

  5. Well done CMC……Cunt……….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)
    Tony Pulis
    John Coughlan
    Vanessa Del Rio
    Peter North
    Jake LaMotta

  6. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  7. Nice one,Cunt’s Mate Cunt

    tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Pete Murray
    Gene Hackman

    • My heart says Banana Gob, but I reckon that thing is sadly going to be around for some time to come… Life is shit, eh?…

  8. Vincent K McMahon
    Leon Big Van Vader white
    Gary glitter
    Rolf Harris
    Sepp Blatter

  9. Congrats CMC

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clark

  10. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros

    Congrats CuntsM8Cunt on your 1st win Also can we please get deadpool tagged under deadpool posts so Idon’t have to scour to find the old ones

  11. Debbie Rowe
    John McVie
    Jill Gascoine
    Burt Reynolds
    Baroness Trumpington

    Good shot CMC.

  12. Leah Bracknell
    Gord Downie
    Liu Xiaobo
    Stefan Karl Stefansson
    Kenny Sansom

  13. Topcall, CMC

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The fucking EU

    • the EU can’t be cunted as a single person how bout cunting Martin Shulz current president? he alone should be cunted 15 times but I’m not even sure hes been cunted at all kinda strange

  14. Little Richard
    Chubby Checker
    Brigette Bardot
    Mike Yarwood
    Sir Bernard Ingham

  15. George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Ron Jeremy

    and Congrats to CMC…

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