BA Cabin Crew (2)

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BA cabin crew; cunts. Most are well past their sell by date harridans or else mincing old queens. Now they are going on strike, again.
They say their lot with BA is so bad they have to sleep in their cars and live on pot noodles. They say there is no future working for BA.
If that is really the case then go get another fucking job. There will be plenty of jobs available once we kick all the Eastern European gypos out. Cunts.

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  1. There is something quite sexy about the BA women in that uniform. If I was going out with one of those women she would have to wear it every other time I fucked her.

    • I was shagging a BA stewardess once but she never kept her uniform on. But have you ever seen one close up? The uniform I mean not a stewardess. Fucking cheap as chips, like a really bad BHS job. That is why she would never keep it on, she was worried about ripping it as she would have to pay for a new one.

      I’ve tapped several nurses too but non of them would keep the uniform on either. Morngey cunts.

      • Fucking ell that’s a let down. Their uniforms look quality and they do make a decent bird look a lot more attractive but as you confirmed up close its cheap. I’ve noticed that women can look very classy in cheap clothes. Fucking ell if I bought and wore some cheap clothes they wouldn’t let me in the job centre.

      • I was shagging a BA stewardess a few years back, she was an ex dancer, looked better naked.

        Damn shame those days are gone.

  2. Where is Sir Limply Stoke? It would be good to hear from you Sir. I miss the stories, should write a book.

    • Wonder what the book would be called B&W Mein Cunt? or how about A Modest Proposal For cunting the Children of Poor refugees From being a Burden to The Cunts Parents or Their Cuntry I’d actually buy either book seriously not joking get to it Sir

  3. Yea strikers are all cunts!
    WE ARE NOT FRENCH!!
    Striking I think is very unenglish!

    Been going through some old cuntings. Whoever did the photo for children in need cunting needs a fuckin knighthood!!
    …superb.

    Anyway I spent an hour writing this cunting when I was drunk last night. Sorry it’s a bit long but I’m drunk again so I’d thought I’d post it.

    THE LEFTIST REGIME

    Whenever anyone mentioned conspiracy theories in the past my response was always “what? …shut the fuck up you utter cunt.”

    However. There really IS a conspiracy going on.

    It’s all very clever. A masterful plan. …If you don’t have the bollocks or strength for a fight that is.

    In past days people fought. The loser gets invaded and to the winner the power and the spoils.

    Not now.

    First you offer the populus a vote on a trade partnership. We can all trade together and we all get richer and more successful.
    GREAT IDEA!!
    Who wouldn’t vote for that?

    Once the vote goes through you introduce taxation.
    You then spend that money ONLY those going into power. (Notice that the European empire have not invested 1 penny into regenerating poor communities or creating jobs for poor, working class people).
    You invest in universities, art galleries, sciences, grants for the rich, tax breaks for large corporations…
    It takes at least a decade, in reality 2 or 3, then you have everyone in power eating out of your hand. Fully indoctrinated and fully in love with the regime.

    You then take over the political institutions and courts. Usually a monumental fight but in this case a very peaceful and submissive process.

    You have resistance but those resisting have no power so they get told that they are just stupid, racist, xenophobic or whatever insult you can use.
    It’s easy to see the utter contemp they have for anyone with different views to them.
    They use the same same psychology that you’d use on a 5 year old when saying “I thought you were a big boy” or “are you just scared.”
    Invented terms like “islamophoic” for anyone worrying about their community or “homophobic” for anyone that has a problem with gays. I don’t have any problem with gays. Met loads and they were good fellas but just as they’re entitled to live their lives how they want, others have the right to their opinion without being insulted.

    I suspected for years but as soon as I heard that the European empire wanted an army it all became clear as day.

    The left have been consolidating their rule for decades now.

    Ever wondered why they’re so keen to let in any and every immigrant?

    It’s not because they’re generous. Although they know full well that it’s not their doctors places, school places of housing that they’re giving away.
    It’s much easier to control and subjugate a divided population than a patriotic and close knit community.
    Simple divide and conquer!

    When your neighbour doesn’t even speak the same language as you, you won’t join forces to complain about the shitty deal you’re both getting.
    No. You’ll look over the fence at each other with hatred and suspicion rather that going after the uber cunt that is fucking you, all your neighbours, your kids, your parents, your country and even the poor cunts that haven’t even been born yet.

    Ever wonder why they let in so many people but never bothered to build the houses for them?
    It’s not like they didn’t have the money. Our unborn grandkids and great grandkids, no matter how hard they work, or how much money they earn, will never be able to pay off the debts that these “elites” ran up.

    Easier to control people that are just keeping their heads above water.

    And that was their mistake. If they had taken the concerns of the poorer communities into consideration or made an anywhere near adequate investment they may have won brexit.
    Hillary may have won.
    Their regime could’ve rolled on unmolested and consolidated it’s power until it was way too late for anyone to be able to do anything.
    The old adage “never underestimate your enemy” springs to mind. Their contempt for the uneducated masses will be their downfall.

    Brexit and Trump showed these cunts that their plan is rumbled. You CANNOT seize power without a fight.

    And if they want to take my right to vote, my right to be free and my right to say what I want, they’ll have to prize it from my cold, dead hand!

    I’m an Englishman. While there’s still breath in my body the leftist regime will NOT RULE THIS COUNTRY!

    You had your chance and failed. Fuck you!

    Cunts.

      • Well said, it is obvious that if they can conquer Europe with all the different countries ancient traditions, patriotism and customs then the rest of the world will follow. The one world government IS definitely a long term goal for the cunts dont think it’ll happen in our lifetimes though.

      • World government is definitely the end game. It serves the purposes of the global corporations and career politicians. The EU is the prototype and most advanced supra national government and is due to expand further, either that or collapse all together as the people wake up and take a stand. Either way the future isn’t going to be pretty.

    • I wish I could spell this out to cunts like Blair and his evil offspring Farron, but in morse code. With a hammer. On their stupid faces.

    • Hey Deploy –
      Nice post, but quite chilling in a way. I’m not suggesting for a moment that the England I knew as a kid in the 70s/80s was some Utopian dreamland where everything was wonderful. But I think we’d all be hard pressed to find anyone today who’d agree 2017 England is better than it was a couple of decades ago.

      I’m on thin ice with this one since I did move to the US in 2001, although I did expect to come back 18 months later. Life takes a turn, you know? Anyway, my point is – why can’t the great unwashed peasant class just fucking stay where they are and not infect our countries? The UK is now overrun with East European trash. Where I live in the US, it’s fucking Somali central. Makes me puke. Being white, educated and English speaking has allowed me to blend in more easily – I get that – but these cunts just want to make the place they’ve moved to an outpost of the cesspool armpit they’ve come from. THAT should be illegal. Cunts.

      • I agree IM Y but I don’t blame them personally.
        It’s the government’s responsibility to carry out the wishes of the people. To stand up for those that don’t have a voice.
        The people in charge seem to have forgotten this.
        Now they rule.
        The loss of community in this country and all the mass immigration is only because they allowed it.
        No. In fact they instigated it.
        I don’t blame I migrants for trying to find somewhere better to live. I blame the cunts that are paid from our taxes to defend our interests and fuck us up the arse every chance they get.
        Fuckin traitors!

  4. That’s a nice little passage you just penned Deploy and very true. Did you have ‘Nimrod’ playing in the background by the way.

    • Mate that rings in my ears all day, every day!

      And churchill’s speech “never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never”

      • Nimrod the power metal band frrom chile? or perhaps he was talking about green day’s nimrod album. Or maybe he was refering to something else

      • Yeah, i looked up Nimrod too.
        Still ain’t got a clue.

        Surely it’s not Dreen Gay they’re talking about.

      • Winston Churchill sent young Britons who he felt below him, to their deaths in WWl.
        He was a toff , and he only done what any other PM would’ve done during WWII.

        Overrated fat piece of shite.

      • In case anyone was wondering why i had a rant against Winston Churchill in the above comment, it was a reply to a comment by Deploy the Sausage, that seems to have disappeared, and made my comment look like i was having a rant for no reason

  5. Just been looking through the telly mag and saw a new quiz show that I thought would be a good one for Dianne Flabby to go on. Read it wrong tho, it was called ‘Fact Hunt’!

  6. I saw in the express today that actor Patrick Stewart has apologised to the Europeans over Brexit at some gala night??
    Only two words spring to mind
    BALD CUNT!!!

  7. Heard a cunter say Sadiq Khunt is gonna charge a tenner EXTRA for the congestion charge. What a fucking cunt, my BMW is a 3.0 v8 from 1996 and I love the car. Fuck you Sadiq you cunt, If I see you when driving around I might accidently accelerate……
    If the police are reading I know nuffink abaaaaht it.

    • Just remember to shout allah ackbar to make sure you do it in a “peaceful” manner we wouldn’t want people to think you had bad violent intentions.

      Or you could carry IRA banners and get blairt to pardon you and he could also apologize for slavery on behalf on the england too

      • I’m sure if I told Bliar I did to help stop Brexit the cunt would get his lawyer wife and his friends to help me out. He’d probably make me Mayor of London. The cunt.

  8. I’ve flown back and forth from the US/UK multiple times over the years. Most of the time it was with American carriers since BA’s prices were always quite a bit more. However, the one time I did fly BA from Yankland back to Blighty, I had the most vomit inducing experience while boarding.

    As the great unwashed shuffled along the jet way towards the cabin door, you could hear the BA bint laying on the accent pretty thick for the benefit of the Yank passengers ahead of me. You can imagine the kind of thing. In her bestest ever Queen’s English accent, it was all, “Good evening sir and welcome aboard British Airways’ flight to London. May I see your boarding pass so I may direct you to your seat?”. Don’t you know, awfully, awfully, fnaar, fnaar. It was quite nauseating.

    By the time I got to step on to the plane, said bint had revealed itself and trust me, she was no looker. Anyway, as I approached the door I said in my English accent and loud enough for maximum effect, “Don’t bother with your affected accent routine love, it won’t impress me much”. Wow! The look I got was priceless. She probably thought she’d get her own back by spitting on my food or not offering me drinks during the flight. Ha! Foiled again. I always take my own food and water on long flights and never partake in anything the fucking airlines offer me. Plastic, radioactive, bacteria fest crap such as it is.

    BA can fuck off and their cabin crew can fuck off and all. Cunts.

  9. I pulled a posh B.A. stewardess who liked all that kinky talk.
    All was going well until it was my turn, when unfortunately instead of asking “WHO’S ya daddy”….. I said “HOW’S ya daddy” and spent the rest of the night discussing her father’s cholesterol…..

  10. Peter Skellern is dead.
    Probably the first time he’s cheered anybody up.

    —————–

    Anybody looking for pastures new ?
    Have a geez at the centre pages of The Sun.
    We’ve all been invited to the Hungarian village of Asotthslom.

  11. There is NO fucking pleasure if flying today. Used to be part of the holiday but not any more. Queue up at check-in, queue up at security, queue up at the fucking gate with a crowd of ill mannered chavs. Fucking misery start to fucking finish. Cunts

    • Right there with you, Kendo. I still remember the first time I ever flew. It was 1990, Gatwick to Minneapolis. Take off was amazing. The sheer power of that 747 was great. Landing was exciting too, seeing a different landscape as we approached the runway. Everything seemed fun. Either on the way there or on the way back – I can’t remember – I got upgraded to First Class and got to sit upstairs. Bloody awesome. There was only about 12 seats up there, dedicated flight attendant (air stewardess as was) with people in blazers and wearing cravats sipping Champagne. There was I, a 20s something in jeans and a tour T-shirt, trying not to feel intimidated while trying to blend in. Sooooo fun.

      As you say, nowadays it’s just fucking dog shit. Never thought I’d see flying go from awesome fun to hellish torture in my lifetime. And the TSA are ginormous cunts too. So are the airlines.

  12. Fortunately the BA strike does not affect me, I’m piss Poor and jobless. I’ve not been out the Country since 1992, although I’ve been to the beautiful Isle of Wight (Sandown) so that could count as sort of leaving the country?? I want to cunt the Government Apprenticeships scheme, it needs looking into as workplaces are restructuring staff structures and replacing workers with apprentices as cheap labour. I’ve even seen a apprenticeship for a Car Park apprentice, what 16 year old would want agro and abuse as a car park attended for £3.40 a hour?

  13. OK I just got back from the pub and tried repeatedly to post the link to the greatest speech from the greatest britain ever.

    But I keep getting blocked as spam.

    I don’t even know what spam is exempt the shit u eat but I’m sure it’s got nothin to do with this.

    Maybe dio or cunteclese or whoever the fuck can help me. Ha ha.

    Do a Google search on:
    You tube winston churchill harrow 1941
    It’s 4:14 and applies quite well to us!!

    NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER. NEVER. NEVER.

    Vote

  14. KBO, keep Buggering On, that was another great from Churchill, I use it now, I wonder what Churchill would of thought of Brexit, he was a great man, he’s probably think the UKs a right shit hole now.

    • “He was a great man”

      I’m sure yer description of him would change if you were one of the plebs he saw as collateral.

      The way he gets lauded for WWll is bullshite.
      I never saw him with muddy boots once. My dead great uncle got his boots muddy.
      So I’d say my dead great uncle was a greater Brit than that cunt.

      If he was that great, he would have held on to office after the war.

      • Mate we will be collateral.

        The regime WILL block brexit.

        Just like the Germans loved the NAZI party. The Germans aren’t bad people. They were indoctrinated.

        YOU are the master race.
        YOU should rule.

        These stupid twats don’t realise what they’re defending.
        OK. I’m drunk. But before the vote I said that there is no way that we will be allowed to leave the empire without a fight.
        I still believe that.

        The fourth reich need stomping on!
        England will never be ruled by the lefty forth reich cunts.

        I’ll March unarmed (drunk admittedly) on their guns before I yield!

        Half a league. Half a league
        Into the valley of death

        Or maybe I’m being too dramatic.

        I don’t really think blair, fallon, miller and the like actually hold any kind of power.

        Are any of u guys in the forces?

        I’d never raise a hand to our boys. They’re my fuckin hero’s. But if they were ordered to turn their guns on us I recon they’d laugh and stand up for the people before the regime.

        Or maybe I just have a romantic view of our boys!

        ….fuckin go on the boys!

      • It is not the job of the armed forces to protect the Government from it’s own people, and the Government know it.

        Yes the Forces will tell ministers to fuck off if they come asking. Government have a civilian force to protect them, if it can find the time from persecuting people and collecting fines for the Government that is.

      • We wouldn’t have won with chamberlain, Blair, farron, may, sturgeon, …..
        Whoever.

        Thatcher would’ve given Hitler a fight.

        But who else?

        He smashed it!

      • HE never won the war, thousands, fuck, millions won that war.

        He gave “great” speeches, so what.
        So did Mark Brandon “Chopper” Read.
        Ye’s are talking as if he made all the decisions and single handedly kicked the huns arse as if he was the Caped Crusader.

        D’ye think him or his family went without during the war and then struggled for years afterwards in a prefab, with rationing ?
        The people who struggled, lost, went hungry, were imprisoned, injured, and still managed to get their shite together and helped rebuild Britain and theirs and other people’s lives, are far greater than some greedy cunt who read a few lines.

        Cameron,May or Blair would have got the same results, coz as i said, it was more than one man that won WWll.

        My grandad was a pow also, after being caught on a sabotage mission.
        That’s all i know about his time in the war.
        But I’m sure he never bumped into Winnie, in whatever hell hole he was in.
        There’s no brandy or cigars on secret missions.

      • “Cameron,May or Blair would have got the same results”….. Whatever you may think of Churchill, to bracket him with those spineless cunts Cameron and Blair is a bold statement Birdman 🙂 .

  15. The likes of Cameron, Blair, Thatcher, May etc would never of got us threw World war 1 and 2, so Churchill can’t be faulted for that? can you amagine David Cameron running our country back then, Churchill wasn’t PC and drank a lot during the war, who could blame him, I’d of done the same. Birdman I always say the hero’s of war are the people who fought, and will be forever grateful, my Grandad was a POW, he used to say Churchill was a piss head but we would not of won the war without him.

    • He has so many great quotes.
      Check out brainy quote.

      My favourite:
      “I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

      • My Great Grandfather fought in WW1, was shot in the face and left for dead in the treatment room. He survived and carried on fighting in France. He was one of about seven out of of a load of Soldier’s who came back from a Bayonet charge against those German cunts. He had a hook for a hand after. Apparently the first World War was rich posh cunts sending the poor and working class to their deaths on both sides, without having a clue how to about tactics etc, there was a lot of unnecessary death.

    • That’s interesting.
      There was an identical funding appeal on GoFundMe that seems to have disappeared and it’s now reappeared on a different site GoGetFunding.com (see earlier comments)

      Maybe my reporting threats of violence to the first site has had some effect? I doubt it but something has clearly happened…

  17. Just in reply to Birdman and Titslapper about Nimrod earlier on in this cunting. I’m not sure whether you were just having a laff but just in case I was indeed referring to Elgars Nimrod. A fine piece of music evoking feelings of hope, belief and triumph.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqvOVGCt5lw
    I’m sure you will know it.
    That is the problem with sowshull meeja. You can’t tell guage the sentiment in which the message is meant. Funny, cuntish. It could be either and taken in the wrong way. Does cause problems to some cunts.

    • I like classical music especially if I fancy a wank putting on some Bach and I try to climax at the final loud cresendo. Favorite composers are Bach, Stravinsky, Varese, Wagner, Handel, Vaughan Williams, Talis, Chopin, and Penderecki to name the ones I like most.

      Classical music is in my opinion even louder then heavy metal well mostly but I always feel like I should be drinking fine wines and eating rich cheeses when listening to it lol 🙂 Thanks for the link mate, haven’t heard that piece before

      • You listen to Bach, when having a wank ?
        Is that a bareBach wank ?

        Keno Nag.
        “You cant guage the sentiment in wich the message was meant. Funny. Cuntish. It could be either taken in the wrong way”

        I never knew what/who Nimrod was, and tried to look, but still couldn’t understand it.

        How could that be taken as cuntish ? Or even funny ?

      • “When you see a elegant lady with a fine curvey waist and a big posterior in your face you get sprung like stravinsky’s rite of spring, my anaconda in classical music dont want none unless you got timbre and a classical concerto hun, Baby Got Bach!” (All improvised not bad hey?)
        No barebaching 4 me mate no homo Also Nimrod was a biblical character of great importance he was the 1st king/ruler to oppose god and the foundation of the tower of babel built by various nations he was a slaver apparently. So great was Nimrods importance that he is literally only briefly mentioned twice in the bible hahaha

      • Precisely mate, I wasn’t pointing that at you. We aren’t here on this site to get uppity with each other. I was merely pointing out how people fall out by taking the hump when in actual fact there was no offence intended.

  18. That reminds me. A mate of mine went out a couple of time with an stewardess. He sez she used to use a Brillo pad for a jam rag. Polished cunt!

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