Dead Pool (48)

A very short album by the late Peter Sarstedt

Peter Starstedt has gone to where his lovely is so we move on to Dead Pool 48 with congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for picking a winner!

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool (48)

    • Baron von Junkers 88
      Kevin Verhofstadt MBE
      Vera von Merkel und Obergruppenfuehrer
      Kenneth Haw Haw von Klark
      Anton von Blair und Schweinhund

  1. Beat me to it.This is Shaun of course

    Peter Sallis
    Sheila Mercier
    Clare Hollingworth
    Billy Graham
    King Michael of Romania

  2. Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Len Brown
    John Minto

    When one of these cunts finally pegs out, I suppose you lot will just have to take my word for it, or does Shaun check, just to make sure I’m not a cheating cunt?

    • Just send a link of their death.I am sure they will all get a death notice from NZ.

  3. Words of advice fellow cunters – always nominate a pro wrestler in the Deapool, there’s always a few who croak every year.

  4. sinead o conner
    the queen
    clint eastwood
    that cunt Kanye west
    eillien derbisher

    if I shoot lilly allen does that count?it only fair to have 6

  5. Nice work BWB, never heard of the cunt!

    Here goes this time;

    Walid Jumblatt
    Dobri Dobrev
    Clifton James
    George P Schultz
    Derek Hatton

    Bout time i put Hatton back in even though he does look irritatingly healthy

      • Oh bugger, I can’t be bothered to replace the ugly bint. Anyway I hope the cunt brings you luck Odin’s balls

        • I know. All those death threats and the police have to interview seventeen-odd million suspects.

          One of them just has to slip through the net and give her the full Jo Cox. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • If by Liz Brown you mean the Republican politician from Indiana you can have her.As for the others they are a little too dead for this competition.

      • I fucked it up, i meant June Brown.
        There’s always an aged soap stars death just around the corner, and soon its got to be her.

        June Brown
        All my money’s on June Brown

      • Stud Badboy was a worthless streak of piss whose existence should be completely ignored.

  6. Good Hit Bastard well Bastard
    Please may I have :

    Kirk Douglas
    Vera Lynn
    George Bush Senior
    David Rockefeller
    Bob Hawke

  7. Clive James
    John Hurt
    Leslie Philips
    Brian Cant
    Tony Britton

    …and Black and White Cunt.

    • Shaun, now you are the Fuhrer of the site, I’d like to run an idea past you that Dioclese didn’t go for a couple of years ago.

      An FA Cup of Cunts.

      We start with 32 (or 64) cunts and have a random draw. People then vote for who is the bigger cunt. In the end we would have an idea who the biggest cunt is.

      Obviously, a league system would be won by mega cunts like Salmond and Brand but a cup competition would give twats like Microcock Camberwick Green Jihadist Horner a shout.

      Any thoughts?

      • I would ask the the eye.I have no objections to it but I am only an admin so am only an organ grinder in the is a cunt site.

          • Just be grateful the site’s in operation CMC stuff like that can always throw people off and don’t we already have COTY? FA COC just sounds like a complicated miss mash of that, innit?

  8. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Charles Manson
    Dick Van Dyke

    And nice one, Bastard Well Bastard …

  9. 4 days eh? had I known that I wouldn’t have bothered with the last pool hadn’t even heard of this Peter Starstedt bloke He probably was not that famous I imagine….. good one bastard picking the lesser known cunts is the way to go it seems

    • Sarstedt had a big No.1 hit in 1969: the terribly cheesy ‘Where Do You Go To My Lovely’… Covered by Right Said Fred… Says it all really..

    • I was at a friends house and it came on at the end of the 10 pm news and I actually cheered!
      So my apologies to his friends and family.
      That’s Mr Starstedt , not my mates!

  10. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam โ€œfuckingโ€ Ayres

  11. That bastard fucking cunt Sarsted. I thought he died years ago along with his fucking cutting song.

    Here are the results from the Hampshire Jury.

    Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Katie Boyle
    Brian Matthew
    Desmond Morris

  12. Thanks chaps

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Mikael Gorbachev
    Julie Goodyear
    John Noakes
    Bill Treacher

  13. Brian Blessed – the fat shouty cunt.
    Yoko Ono – please.
    Robbie Coltrane
    Archbishop Tutu
    Jim Carey

  14. Damn auto enter put in me old email. Here we go again:

    Ken Dodd
    Olivia De Havilland
    Jim Dale
    Doris Day
    Murray Walker

  15. Baron von junkers 88

    Kevin Verhofstadt MBE

    Vera Merkel East German Stasi Obergruppenfuehrer

    Kenneth Haw Haw von Klark

    Anton von Blair und Schweinhund

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