Comedy double acts

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TV comedian double-acts are cunts. Well almost all of them.

Mike and Bernie Winters – one acting like a special needs mong with a mental age of 5, and the other his nasty paedophile uncle on the edge of the snuff scene.

Morecambe and Wise – pitiful formulaic low-brow Ground-hog day unfunny cheap cat vomit (with a big prop budget).

Little and Large – get to fuck you pathetic sad cunts.

Cannon and Ball – brain-dead comedy of the lowest order to bore alzheimer vegetables into swallowing their own tongues to make it stop.

Reeves and Mortimer – alcoholic fuckmupery for the faux-hippy media studies polytechnic set.

The krankies – rare and strange sexual deviance fuelled with drugs, presented to frightened and bewildered children.

Ant & Dec – genetically modified shit bags that have one idea that is rammed down people’s throats as if they are foie gras ducks.

Nominated by: Sandle Seven

11 thoughts on “Comedy double acts

  1. Where the fuck are Keith Harris and Orville duck?
    That shitty green mannequin was a curse, Harris himself said that he was a cunt for creating it. Now they’re both green and good riddance I say.

  2. Come to think of it, Rod Hull and Emu..
    It was his only chance to have his hand up a bird.
    Pervert cunt.

    • I always found it amusing that Roger Moore’s James Bond dressed in the same kind of daft safari suits as Rod Hull.

      • I always found it amusing that Mr Moore’s parents called him ‘Roger’.. guaranteed success.. clever cunts!

  3. Nurse…nuuuurse…waaaah, fuck. Braaaaaap. No, I’m not going to change your sheets again. Mr. Hastings (Max Hastings, by any chance??!)

    …and now back to topless darts from Roehampton

    “You used to masturbate to Elgar’s 1st symphony…you developed an attraction for “White Christmas”, but I slapped… I SLAPPED that out of you…”

    Flo, Flo, I love you so, especially in yer nightie… when the moonlight flits…across yer tits, oh…Jeeeesus..Christ almiiiightyyy

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