Lenny Henry [3]

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Sir Lenny (fucking racist twat Henry) is about to receive an award from those placating cunt luvvies at BAFTA (Bastard and fucker twat awarders) for his “Contribution to TV”

ummmmm what contribution? Is that the “darkies are underrepresented on TV contribution” or the “Bastardisation of British culture on TV contribution” or even the “Turn on and slag off all the white people who supported his lousy career when he was just the darkie who won new faces or whatever that awful show was he was in” or is it his contribution to “shagging other women behind his idiot leftie wife’s back for years and still convincing people he was a good bloke contribution” because it certainly can’t be his ads for that dreadful motel with “extra comfy beds” that always seem to be situated by the UK’s noisiest and most polluted roads contribution.

Oh but maybe it’s his contribution to that scamming shit Comic Relief who fund arms in Africa and child slave labour with the British public’s hard earned cash. After all he was the co founder along with that other cunt Richard Curtis (don’t get me started on that Cunt)

The award he is being given is in honour of Alan Clark that well known white leftie film director who worked for the BBC for years directing and promoting tripe such as Made in Britain, and who loved to rubbish our troops role in Northern Ireland.

Cunt’s awarding cunts for being cunts. I believe that deserves a major cunting.

Nominated by: Kath

Chloe Madeley

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Chloe Madeley urgently requires cunting for the following reason (I am quoting a probable serial killer though I wish I could’ve put it so succinctly):

“My new target for cunting is Chloe Madeley….sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she’s not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you’re not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid cunts making horrific comments about you and you’ve also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you’re an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you’ve decided to let the taunts of a bunch of cunts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that bastards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.”

So please give Chloe Madeley a cunting and save me from ending up in various suitcases in various canals.

Nominated by: Galted Asus