Dead Whale Watching

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I live in the East of England and we have the stories on TV of these poor old blubbery bastards being found dead on our beaches (pity they weren’t cunt asylum seekers).

There are no end of cunts going up to these poor things, stroking them, climbing on top of them and taking ghoulish pictures with their kids!!

The things are dead for fucks sake….Cunts….

Nominated by: Judge John Jizz

20 thoughts on “Dead Whale Watching

  1. I’ve seen people gawping at these poor dead creatures on the news, I didn’t realise they encouraged the kids to climb on the beasts and then take photos, can’t believe it,” oh look there’s one for the family album, little Billy stood on top of a large dead mammal” Morons.

    • I can understand that Pagli but to climb on them seems a bit odd, I suppose a trip to Tescos wet fish counter would never seem the same after that would it ?

      • oh don’t get me wrong, climbing on the whale for a selfie or sending your kids on it is quite ghoulish. My remark was purely at the people turning up for a gawk.

      • It would be hilarious if the rotting carcass split and one of the cunts posing on top fell inside. That would be worth watching.

  2. Curiosity is one thing, but anyone who takes selfies with a dead creature is a total shit for brains mong…

  3. When they are out of the water dead, they rot, heat up and explode showering people in the vicinity with shit and pus.

    Just like being near Samantha Cameron’s stinking cunt.

  4. Its a dead feckin’ Whale, what do they expect it to do, tap dance? At least the Nips aren’t there treating it as an all you can eat sushi smorgasbord.

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