Vets

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Vets are greedy cunts. Just got back having taken my cat to the vet ( eye problem). I was in there 10 minutes, bill £103 pounds, £41 for ‘examination’ £52 for a ‘blood test’.

On top of this it seems the eye problem will require an operation. I am now waiting for a phone call to get the result of the blood test. They are not taking advantage of the love people have for their pets by any chance are they?

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15 thoughts on “Vets

  1. Don’t get me started on those greedy cunts!!!

    My cat had a routine booster shot and worm cream shot into her mouth, the new vet who had taken over the practice said ohhhhh I see your cats gum is red, it needs a tooth removed , I am very very good at these procedures, it will be £460 inc injections/operation/overnight stay. I let her finish her nonsense and said fuck off and pull the other one, my greedy cat wolfs her dry food up so quick she occasionally scrapes her gums to which the sneaky fucking vet skulked off. Two days later my cat was red gum free!

    Also check your bill….£41+£52=£93 so you’re a tenner short.

    • Fucking disgrace, as well as being ripped off, the cunt was also prepared to remove a healthy tooth. That is cuntishness in extreme. Fucking charlatan cunt.

  2. with VAT it was £103. update: they can sort my cats eye. cost? £700 with the likelihood of a follow up op. being needed.

    • Fucking hell I got enough what’s shit in the 21st century to sent your site into meltdown mate but i’ll certainly look in

    • In all honesty Shitiness is so transitory, one heave, a squeeze and it’s out; whereas genuine absolute Cuntitude festers, chews gaws away at the innards, it poisons the mind then it moves evil thoughts to daemonic revenge. Everything is just shit, but Cunts focus the mind like a laser eye lens (just invented) i.e. Basil, a gnome and wanker O’Reilly. Just file it all under ‘E’ for s’everything. Yes I’m a Cunt, that’s why I’m ;-)here; it’s what I do.

      If you’ve never been moderated your not a proper Cunt.

  3. I’ve just had to shell out £58 for a tube of antibiotic drops for my dog’s ear infection. Fucking ridiculous.

  4. I remember taking my beloved hamster Pinky to the vets when his eye popped out of his head somehow back in ’95 (appartly albino rodents have this issue often, inbred cunts) anyway, the options; operation followed by drastically reduced life expectancy £711, painkillers and infection based death £56 and finally, instant death £23. My dad never stopped giving me greed over that £23. In all fairness my, my grandpa blasted his dogs head off with his trusty twelve bore shotgun for bothering his sheep.. Silly old cunt obviously prefered bothering them himself it seems. What subject were we on again? Oh yeah, the SNP are a bunch of cunts!

  5. My little cat couldn’t pee, I couldn’t take her to the second nearest vet, the Blue Cross because I don’t get benefits, so I had to take her to the vet that I hated, no other choice. Thankfully the cunt was no longer there, heart attack or something, so my cat got seen safely. Bill was nearly £100 for an injection and a thorough examination, medication, plus consultancy fee. Great, she could pee again, and she wasn’t struggling.

    Two months later, she jumps onto my lap and I find a lump, I took her back to the vet and was told that she had a tumour, operation £530. Pay the money, she has the operation, get told about a week later that everything is fine and the tests have come back non-malignant. I still have to take her there for after-care, but that is included in the price.

    Six months after that I find another lump on her, back to the vet, she has another tumour, another operation and this time the bill is just under £500. I keep asking about the non-malignant bollocks, but I keep getting fobbed off with all sorts of shit because they can see that I am worried, this time the tests come back malignant, and this time I have to pay for the after-care, not that I minded, but still no explanation.

    One year and one month after taking my little cat to the vet with the tumour, I had to have her put to sleep because she was crying in pain, they even charged me nearly £70 for that, of course I didn’t mind, but the fucking invoice said ‘thanks, have a nice day’ – bastard cunting yankified shit. If I didn’t love animals so much, I would burn the fucking place down.

  6. Now, you say vets are cunts. …..think of this, animal grade pharmaceuticals are cheaper than human grade.
    So my ex an H grade nurse practitioner/pescriber took the cat to the vet.
    Firstly it seems the vet had misrecorded medical histoy. Giving us 3 cats, mily, lilly, and another one, when we had two cats and the medical historys were jumbled and peppered over 3 files, then they charged us £35 for a shot of antibiotics that costs the NHS .25p and of course the £40 saw you coming fee.

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