Carol Vordeman [1]

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Carol Vordeman is a cunt….

I thought she was alright in those early Countdown episodes and throughout the 90s… Not at all flash, far from stupid and even attractive… She was rather sexy back then…

Fast forward to 2015…. Plastic surgery to the fizzog, a huge pair of plastic tits, a very bad peroxide dye job… Does all kinds of tacky books and TV shows, and also now does the bottom end of the celebrity magazines circuit: with other cunts like Colleen Nolan, Denise Welch and those Birds Of A Feather cunts…. Vorderman was one of the more intelligent and real women on TV… Now she’s a professional celebrity and looks like one of those old slags from those horrible ‘Real Housewives’ shows…. Goes to show how a bit of money and fame can change a person, and not for the better….

Nominated by: Norman

18 thoughts on “Carol Vordeman [1]”

  2. Never found the attraction of this haggard old mare, face like Shergar, ass bigger than the Moon and hips that require a ‘caution:this vehicle is reversing’ alert..
    If Vorders ever snuffs it the stock market price of Botox will plummet, we could see a crash to make 2008 look like losing £1 down the back of the sofa!

    I’d probably fist her arsehole on a cold winters night, just to keep my hands warm, but apart from that I have no opinion of the old cunt..
    Didn’t she use come Military cunt to get her brown wings or something?

  5. Damn right Norman, she was very sexy back then, but now, the best thing about Carol Vordemort is Rachel Riley. And fuck me if the awful harridan doesn’t show up in a google image search of Ms Riley. I was looking for the gold painted on dress.

  6. Rakes of money and lots of coke and cock and 2 plus 2 is fucking 5
    I bet if the rotten old thing was given a countdown task !
    she´ll start clucking and spitting feathers the cunt
    And btw her and Anne Diamond always looked like fucking sisters (clever slut and mouthy slut) vile

  7. I don’t know anyone who actually likes Carol Vorderman. She does seem like a greedy, money grabbing, attention seeking media whore and can always be relied upon to dress in totally inappropriate clothes that she obviously thinks makes her look younger but sadly have the opposite effect.

    I could nominate ‘Loose Women’ for a cunting; I can’t even watch that program any more, it makes me cringe too much. A bunch of stupid women pretending to be intelligent, and don’t get me started on that unpleasant loud-mouthed creature Janet Street Porter.

    • My one experience of Loose Women was some baggy old trout (not that I mind that sort to be honest) talking about her glycerol suppositories. Not been back since.

    • actualy Kunt and the Gang penned a nice little ode to Carol, worth looking up on Utube! so someone must love her.

  8. I still would though. Even though she is way past her prime and probably has a Mary like a wellie top.

    And Charlie Dimmock.

    And Ulrika Jonsson

    And Carol Decker.

    Preferably all at the same time.

    Mmmmm. I can smell the Depense undergarments already.

    • Go ahead but don’t blame me when one of those sells the story to the papers claiming she was raped.

    • Ulrika Jonnson, wasn’t she slapped by 2 different partners?
      Either she picks bad men, or as I presume, needs a good ‘slap’ every now and then 🙂

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