Dead Pool 23

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the demise of Stephen Lewis aka Blakey from On The Buses.

So well played, Norman. Your Blankety Blank chequebook and pen are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 23.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

96 thoughts on “Dead Pool 23”

  1. Please die top 5
    Ken Dodd
    Ex Pope Benedict
    Jimmy Carter
    Alex Ferguson
    Michael Heseltine

    • Martin Moron,
      15 catholic Benedict Popes are dead – they are all “Ex” Popes.
      Your dead pool nomination should be “Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger” (former Pope Benedict XVI)

  2. Joanna Lumley (just a hunch)
    Stormin’ Norman Lamont
    Iain Dunkin-Donuts Smith (unnatural causes…)
    A former Spice Girl
    Fergie (puts her foot in it once too often…)

  3. Former Manchester United winger, Ralph Milne, has shuffled off….
    One of Fergie’s worst signings and from the dark days of Colin Gibson and Jim Leighton…
    Milne attained a kind of cult (cunt) status amongst United fans… He was, quite simply, one of the worst players I have ever seen at Old Trafford (or anywhere else)….

    There will probably be some Twitter based cunt acting all outraged and shocked about how I am showing ‘disrespect’ to an ex-United player, and how he was a ‘good servant’ and ‘deserves better…’ Two words: Fuck off!

    • All we are interested in Norman is whether the cunt was bagged or not. I take it the answer is in the negative?

      • No, Sir… Nobody had Ralphie… Apparently died of liver problems… He was a bugger for the sauce when he was in Manchester… He certainly played like he was pissed…

      • Just like poor Bestie. Sat on the flight with him over to Belfast a few times. At the end such a sad sight.

      • My old man used to see Georgie, Mike Summerbee and Brian Kidd around town in the 60s pubs and clubs…. My dad told me there was nothing ‘big time’ or flashy about Bestie, he was sound and one of the lads…

        Ralphie, for all his faults on the pitch, was a good lad off it… Just a drinking, betting down to earth lad like the rest of us…Not like today’s footballing cunts with their mansions, slapper WAGs and armies of bodyguards..

    • I remember Judy from Laugh-In…Always remember her joke with Sammy Davis Jnr:

      Judy: ‘What’s black and white and has two eyes?’
      Sammy: ‘I don’t know… What’s black and white and has two eyes?’
      Judy: ‘You and Moshe Dayan…’

  7. So cantankerous Yorkshire cunt Brian Close has been stumped, played his last over ect ect. We missed Ritchie Benaud. Anyone bag him?

      • I was sure I’d seen Sewell’s name on a recent list. Bad luck, Shaun. I dropped Donald Sinden from my list just before he died so I know how annoying that is!

  9. Damn and bugger. Was going to say I thought someone had Sewell but, tough cheddar Shaun, in the wrong pool. After a few pools with early fallers looks like this one is a bit orf a stayer. Funny old game.

  10. Very annoying bet hey you can`t get them all! Hopefully one of the cunts I picked this time will follow Sewell`s example.

  11. Could have sworn someone had Jackie Collins but can`t see her on the list.Must have been another one!Another miss.

    • If memory serves sister Joanie was in the frame some time ago so she is still available (and older)….

  12. Lord Ashcroft (Dr Kelly suicide style)
    Isabel Oakshotte (Dr Kelly suicide style)
    June Brown (Clocks ticking, cancer)
    Bill Turnbull (Accident with Bees)
    Peter Andre (hit by a bus, I wish)

    Do I get ‘bonus’ kudos and bragging rights for predicting the reason for their demises?

  13. Gutted I missed Brian Sewell… The fucking snobby, up his own arse cunt…

    Did anyone have Callum off Corrie? Everyone’s favourite drug dealing cunt was offed on live TV tonight….

  14. So Fred West has bagged Dennis Healey. Did you have a wager on the old cunt Fred? Another one bites the dust so well done that man. I will stick with me old list please:
    Mohammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    John Hurt
    Sir Peter Hall
    Ken Dodd

    • Healey was stolen from me after a recent completed Pool and never returned.

      Once again I miss out.

      Once again:
      Dick Van Dyke
      Helmut Kohl
      John Noakes
      Mel Brooks
      Val Kilmer

  15. By the blood of Christ I mun get in quick. I bespoke me
    Jerry Lewis
    Gerald Depardieu
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter
    Olivier DeHavilland

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